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Thoughts on the Gayme
Swaye
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Wow, exciting night of football. I wouldn't know of course because I was at a bonfire party that made me think I was an extra on the set of Beyond Thunderdome. Six kegs, couple hundred people, barnyard animals all over, and a shitty metal cover band. All in the middle of nowhere Virginia. I didn't even have phone reception to check the scores, which is probably just as good. Let me concentrate on drinking and fucking.
I did one find one lovely young woman who was really prim and proper, until I got four beers down her and fucked her in a barn stall. A horse kept staring at me with beady little eyes, like he was judging my performance. I also got some hay stuck in my ass, which is actually more fun than it sounds.
I really can't show more than that. This barnyard party went pretty Caligula after nightfall.
Not much else to tell with that story. She had a great ass. I have no idea why there is a guy wearing a traffic cone there. Things got a little out of hand. I think her name was Ellie, or Elsie, or something. Anyway she threw up like an hour after I fucked her, which I didn't take as a sign of my sexual prowess because it had been long enough in between the deed and the projectile vomiting. I thought about holding her hair, but then remembered I'm not gay.
The only thing I regret about last night is not seeing Brownsocks lay the wood on some fucker. If @Grundlestiltzkin would be so kind I would appreciate that shit in .gif form.
Oh yeah, the game thread (parts I have read) were great, so good job losers. I thought of you all during the post coitus phase of barn fucking when I heard a guy fall off a shed beside the barn and go ballistic while drunk. Not kidding.
Last thought. It appears they looked like shit, but scorebored baby. A road win is a win. Fuck it. I wonder if I should tell spirit fingers I assaulted a vulva last night? Not sure what will happen.
I did one find one lovely young woman who was really prim and proper, until I got four beers down her and fucked her in a barn stall. A horse kept staring at me with beady little eyes, like he was judging my performance. I also got some hay stuck in my ass, which is actually more fun than it sounds.
I really can't show more than that. This barnyard party went pretty Caligula after nightfall.
Not much else to tell with that story. She had a great ass. I have no idea why there is a guy wearing a traffic cone there. Things got a little out of hand. I think her name was Ellie, or Elsie, or something. Anyway she threw up like an hour after I fucked her, which I didn't take as a sign of my sexual prowess because it had been long enough in between the deed and the projectile vomiting. I thought about holding her hair, but then remembered I'm not gay.
The only thing I regret about last night is not seeing Brownsocks lay the wood on some fucker. If @Grundlestiltzkin would be so kind I would appreciate that shit in .gif form.
Oh yeah, the game thread (parts I have read) were great, so good job losers. I thought of you all during the post coitus phase of barn fucking when I heard a guy fall off a shed beside the barn and go ballistic while drunk. Not kidding.
Last thought. It appears they looked like shit, but scorebored baby. A road win is a win. Fuck it. I wonder if I should tell spirit fingers I assaulted a vulva last night? Not sure what will happen.
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Just got back from getting donuts and get a text from my buddy who put the party on. Says the girl just texted him asking for my number. Can't a guy just fuck a girl in a horse stall and not be harassed afterwards? Also, how low does her self esteem have to be to make that text. Jesus.
Sour cream donuts: Better than expected. -
She has been looking for a man to fuck her in a barn her entire life. I am surprised you're surprised.Swaye said:Just got back from getting donuts and get a text from my buddy who put the party on. Says the girl just texted him asking for my number. Can't a guy just fuck a girl in a horse stall and not be harassed afterwards? Also, how low does her self esteem have to be to make that text. Jesus.
Sour cream donuts: Better than expected. -
Your time was much better spent than watching that dreckfest last night/early morning. -
When I was reading the gayme thread I was thinking how much of a loser I would have felt like sitting home alone drunk watching that shit instead of going out. That really is the issue @Cohen12 has. Dancing around a fire in the middle of nowhere is more fun than Husky football. Not the case 20 years ago.Southerndawg said:
Your time was much better spent than watching that dreckfest last night/early morning. -
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His beard is on point though, you right.
