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UW went down 1 on poll

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  • PineapplePirate
    PineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,651

    Side note: our band uniforms are fucking terrible. They look like the biggest fucking nerds ever with the polo tucked into khakis look. Which they probably are (hi @MelloDawg), but Jesus...Ohio State's looks badass in their military garb. Texas rocks the whole southern cowboy thing.

    We just look like some retarded comcast call center

    It doesn't help when tv cameras catch them all acting like neeeeeeeerds. Act like you've been to a school dance UW band.
  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    Just assume everyone is going to beat us until we beat them. This is uw football. High aspirations, low expectations.
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,917

    Side note: our band uniforms are fucking terrible. They look like the biggest fucking nerds ever with the polo tucked into khakis look. Which they probably are (hi @MelloDawg), but Jesus...Ohio State's looks badass in their military garb. Texas rocks the whole southern cowboy thing.

    We just look like some retarded comcast call center

    All the Big-10 uniforms are badass because they actually put money into their band's look. Even with the HMB being funded by the AD, they still look like goofs with the polo/khaki/white shoe look.

    My fav was always the USC band. Knew 3 songs but they had the "fuck you" attitude I wish we had
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,430
    edited September 2016



    This is the best argument against college football polls before October that I have ever read.

    i would think that espn could find some fucking way to make money on that. get amway to sponsor some "pole explosion special" or something. similar to what they do with the playoff rankings but by that time, people already know where teams are going to be seeded.

    either espn has thought about this and decided they cant make money or theyre john skipper fucking stupid.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    I know you guys are being sarcastic, but those aren't our band uniforms.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,421 Standard Supporter

    Baphomet said:

    For some reason I'm just not concerned about Arizona at all.

    I hope the coaches are. I'm not convinced our passing game is going to be all that great against Pac 12 caliber DBs, and even though we finally broke 200 yards rushing, it was against Portland Fucking State.
    Arizona doesn't have Pac 12 caliber DBs...or LBs...or DL...
    Based on?
    Three members of their DL rotation including two DTs are listed under 250 lbs...one is a former walk-on. They basically never get any sacks or even pressure from this unit. In their old 3-3-5 scheme the DL was basically just supposed to occupy blockers while Scooby Wright and the other LBs and Safeties flew around the field (it didn't work they fired nearly their entire D staff.) The DTs had two tackles against Hawaii and nobody on the DL had a sack.

    The LBs have experience but are all either a. slow b. small or c. both. One of them is Michael Barton who couldn't see the field at Cal. If you can't play on Cal's D you are not Pac-12 caliber. Cody Ippollito is basically a slower and fatter Cort Dennison. Paul Magloire and DeAndre Miller are actually pretty good.

    At safety you have Tellas Jones and a bunch of lightly recruited underclassmen who don't have any experience. Jones was injured against BYU and hasn't played since.

    At corner you do have some experience- experience getting routinely roasted by Pac-12 WRs. DaVonte Neal is very athletic but can't play corner. McCall won't be able to keep up with Chico or Ross.
    Flagged for knowing so much about Arizona.
    Flagged because you hurt my feelings.
    Lol I used to be just as bad. Now I feel cool because I made the freshman basketball team while you guys are still playing D&D.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    MelloDawg said:

    Side note: our band uniforms are fucking terrible. They look like the biggest fucking nerds ever with the polo tucked into khakis look. Which they probably are (hi @MelloDawg), but Jesus...Ohio State's looks badass in their military garb. Texas rocks the whole southern cowboy thing.

    We just look like some retarded comcast call center

    All the Big-10 uniforms are badass because they actually put money into their band's look. Even with the HMB being funded by the AD, they still look like goofs with the polo/khaki/white shoe look.

    My fav was always the USC band. Knew 3 songs but they had the "fuck you" attitude I wish we had
    Sounds old, rich and white.