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haie · August 2016

I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.

Baseman · August 2016

PurpleJ said:
I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)

Dennis_DeYoung · August 2016

Gladstone said:
Loving the stargate avatar, J

digits · August 2016

Nebraska classy?

Gladstone · August 2016

fuck if it didn't have a great soundtrack though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnWUFyRHwTQ

when i was 6 i loved this movie

UWerentThereMan · August 2016

Swaye · August 2016

Gladstone said:
Loving the stargate avatar, J

What if I told you it was actually an ornate cock ring?

TierbsHsotBoobs · August 2016

PurpleJ said:
I'll need @TierbsHsotBoobs to confirm it sucks. He tends to be positive about everything, so I would take his negative opinion seriously.

Never watched it

TierbsHsotBoobs · August 2016

haie said:
I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.

CHRIST

TierbsHsotBoobs · August 2016

Baseman said:

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PurpleJ said:
I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!
J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)

Winning this shit conference doesn't make you good.

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