Conversation with a Duck

PurpleJ

I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

Gladstone

Loving the stargate avatar, J

GrundleStiltzkin

Horrible movie

dnc

Makes sense? DAWG sense!

PurpleJ

dnc said:

Makes sense? DAWG sense!

GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!one

PurpleJ

Gladstone said:

Loving the stargate avatar, J

Never seen it. Is it good?

PostGameOrangeSlices

You shit on his chest for good luck?

Gladstone

PurpleJ said:

Gladstone said:

Loving the stargate avatar, J

Never seen it. Is it good?

No idea. I only saw the 1994 movie. It kinda sucked but idk

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Gladstone said:

PurpleJ said:

Gladstone said:

Loving the stargate avatar, J

Never seen it. Is it good?

No idea. I only saw the 1994 movie. It kinda sucked but idk

The 1994 movie sucked.

Dardanus

The 1994 movie was pretty good. Suicidal Kurt Russell and the girl from Crying Game making Egyptian magic at the end (spoilers, obvi). However, James Spider was a little much and I understand the criticism. His lines were venomous at times and his story arc became a tangled web of confusion. Is he in love with the primitive alien? Who cares. Nerd. Still, I chuckled when he got his leg caught in the musk ox harness. That thing was way too furry for the desert! It would die LOL!

PurpleJ

I'll need @TierbsHsotBoobs to confirm it sucks. He tends to be positive about everything, so I would take his negative opinion seriously.

haie

I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.

Baseman

PurpleJ said:

I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)

Dennis_DeYoung

Gladstone said:

Loving the stargate avatar, J

digits

Nebraska classy?

Gladstone

fuck if it didn't have a great soundtrack though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnWUFyRHwTQ

when i was 6 i loved this movie

UWerentThereMan

Swaye

Gladstone said:

Loving the stargate avatar, J

What if I told you it was actually an ornate cock ring?

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

I'll need @TierbsHsotBoobs to confirm it sucks. He tends to be positive about everything, so I would take his negative opinion seriously.

Never watched it

TierbsHsotBoobs

haie said:

I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.

CHRIST

TierbsHsotBoobs

Baseman said:

PurpleJ said:

I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)

Winning this shit conference doesn't make you good.