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PurpleJ
PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Loving the stargate avatar, J
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Horrible movie
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Makes sense? DAWG sense!

    GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!one
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    Never seen it. Is it good?
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    PurpleJ said:

    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    Never seen it. Is it good?
    No idea. I only saw the 1994 movie. It kinda sucked but idk
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,242 Founders Club
    Gladstone said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    Never seen it. Is it good?
    No idea. I only saw the 1994 movie. It kinda sucked but idk
    The 1994 movie sucked.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I'll need @TierbsHsotBoobs to confirm it sucks. He tends to be positive about everything, so I would take his negative opinion seriously.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club
    I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    PurpleJ said:

    I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

    Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

    J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    image
  • digits
    digits Member Posts: 1,739
    Nebraska classy?
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    fuck if it didn't have a great soundtrack though

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnWUFyRHwTQ

    when i was 6 i loved this movie
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    What if I told you it was actually an ornate cock ring?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    PurpleJ said:

    I'll need @TierbsHsotBoobs to confirm it sucks. He tends to be positive about everything, so I would take his negative opinion seriously.

    Never watched it
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    haie said:

    I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.

    CHRIST
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Baseman said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

    Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

    J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)
    Winning this shit conference doesn't make you good.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Baseman said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

    Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

    J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)
    Winning this shit conference doesn't make you good.
    Should we give back our half natty?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    edited August 2016
    Swaye said:

    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    What if I told you it was actually an ornate cock ring?
    It's someone holding a mirror up to their face, because the projection is strong on this bored. So now that I ruined that, I will go back to gay lil purp bird.
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,212 Standard Supporter
    I remember being on the other side of those conversations. Memories...
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    Baseman said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

    Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

    J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)
    Winning this shit conference doesn't make you good.
    Agreed, tho Stanford is better than good.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    I remember being on the other side of those conversations. Memories...

    HelrfrichIsLambright?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Sound like some friendly banter and good natured ribbing....

    Tee hee.