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PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!
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  • GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    Loving the stargate avatar, J
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,480
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    Horrible movie
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    dnc said:

    Makes sense? DAWG sense!

    GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!one
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    Never seen it. Is it good?
  • GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    PurpleJ said:

    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    Never seen it. Is it good?
    No idea. I only saw the 1994 movie. It kinda sucked but idk
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,708
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    Gladstone said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    Never seen it. Is it good?
    No idea. I only saw the 1994 movie. It kinda sucked but idk
    The 1994 movie sucked.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    I'll need @TierbsHsotBoobs to confirm it sucks. He tends to be positive about everything, so I would take his negative opinion seriously.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,350
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    I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
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    PurpleJ said:

    I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

    Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

    J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    image
  • digitsdigits Member Posts: 1,411
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    Nebraska classy?
  • GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    fuck if it didn't have a great soundtrack though

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnWUFyRHwTQ

    when i was 6 i loved this movie
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,044
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    Gladstone said:

    Loving the stargate avatar, J

    What if I told you it was actually an ornate cock ring?
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    PurpleJ said:

    I'll need @TierbsHsotBoobs to confirm it sucks. He tends to be positive about everything, so I would take his negative opinion seriously.

    Never watched it
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    haie said:

    I stayed at the Mcmenamins in Forest Grove last weekend and there were a bunch of Duck bros chanting "Quack!" over and over in the outside pub. I sat there drinking my beer praying to Allah that a vest made of semtex would magically appear on me.

    CHRIST
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Baseman said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I had the classiest of conversations with a Duck fan last week. He agreed that Helfrich is doomed, but may get bailed out by talent and have a chance to contend for the conference title. He said nice things about my DAWGS, however, and doesn't get my pessimism. He remarked that we could win the conference if our offense can play well (we have plenty of weapons, you know). Pete is better than Sark, he says. He said he would root for us even when we play his DUCKS. I told him to fuck off and pump my fucking gas (it was funny because he lives in Warshington), and that REAL DAWGS would stomp his ass out and not tolerate another mediocre season. He agreed that 7-6 should do the trick. I told him that I thought Stanford would win the north, but he wasn't too sold on them with the guys they lost. I don't know who they lost but every other team sucks more than them and they play TUFF football in a soft ass pussy conference, so there's that.

    Anyways, since I'm classy I thought I would share. Proof that different species can have classy football talks with good natured ribbing. Thanks for reading and go DAWGS!!!!!!

    J knows his football. (Hi Boobs!)
    Winning this shit conference doesn't make you good.
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