Just hanging out on a Thursday night walking around my house drunk trying to find some toothpaste.


Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?
#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring
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What are you drinking DY?
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Some celebratory Macallan tonight. And grain alcohol, of course.Dardanus said:What are you drinking DY?
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Peyote and Sleeshtacks. Cool night Bruh.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?
#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring -
Brushing your teeth is for cornball niggaz. Get a grill and fuck off Uncle Tom!
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Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?Dennis_DeYoung said:
Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?
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Greg is my penis' alter ego.
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CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?Dennis_DeYoung said:
Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?
#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring -
Is Greg, Shane?
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No racist crap.doogsinparadise said:Is Greg, Shane?
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CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?Dennis_DeYoung said:
Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?
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What's with the labels, man?PurpleJ said: -
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What's with the labels, man?PurpleJ said: -
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Dardanus said:CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?Dennis_DeYoung said:
Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?
#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring -
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You finally get that guy you've had your eye on to give you a handy?Dennis_DeYoung said:
Some celebratory Macallan tonight. And grain alcohol, of course.Dardanus said:What are you drinking DY?
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I haven't had toothpaste in three days. I feel your pain DDY.
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I would suggest using mouthwash and hoping no one notices the difference, but you probably already drank that.
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That's what I've been doing. I still brush them and get complimented for the pearly whites. I just have no fucking toothpaste.PurpleJ said:I would suggest using mouthwash and hoping no one notices the difference, but you probably already drank that.
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How does one house sit someone's parents basement?
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Pretty much how you'd imagine. Sneak in the window. Smoke a lot of weed. Take care of my pet snakes mom doesn't know i have.CuntWaffle said:How does one house sit someone's parents basement?
Cheeto dust everywhere. Lots of spooge all over the modem when I come home.
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doogsinparadise said:
Is Greg, Shane?
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This thread. Much better than expected.
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Toothpaste hot talk!
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Is Greg the tree guy from Spanaway?
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Pin.this.fucking.thread.now
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Where's the toothpaste board at?
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Really cool story. Thanks for making it up and sharing on here.