Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.

2014, What Needs to Happen

whuggy
whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
Although I have little confidence it will.
I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
football schools could flip them.

Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
its approach.
«1

Comments

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    If Sark is still the coach, the 2014 season is over.

    Rearranging the deck chairs won't matter just like it didn't matter for 2008 or 2012.
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    whuggy said:

    Although I have little confidence it will.
    I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
    Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
    at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
    On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
    but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
    football schools could flip them.

    Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
    dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
    I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
    money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
    mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

    Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
    Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

    Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
    Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
    its approach.

    While I agree that jobs need to be lost, this looks a lot like the shell game that was Enron's accounting department.

  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    I'm assuming Sark was telling the truth when he said he
    wanted to outlast Don James. If that is truly the case, then
    the only hope is to rearrange the deckchairs with the goal
    to make the captain as irrelevant as possible. If he is not as
    stupid as I think he has to understand that he currently has
    3 anchors on the ship.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,161 Founders Club
    Are you poasting from a TR-80 or Commodore 64? What's with the neato spacing?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    whuggy said:

    I'm assuming Sark was telling the truth when he said he
    wanted to outlast Don James. If that is truly the case, then
    the only hope is to rearrange the deckchairs with the goal
    to make the captain as irrelevant as possible. If he is not as
    stupid as I think he has to understand that he currently has
    3 anchors on the ship.

    He can't fire himself though.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,470 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    Are you poasting from a TR-80 or Commodore 64? What's with the neato spacing?

    LMAO
  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    And Woodward ain't gonna fire his butt buddy.
    I'm searching for ways to improve the situation
    with him here. Cozzetto has to go and getting
    Frost would be huge. Pay him Wilcox money and you got a shot.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    whuggy said:

    And Woodward ain't gonna fire his butt buddy.
    I'm searching for ways to improve the situation
    with him here. Cozzetto has to go and getting
    Frost would be huge. Pay him Wilcox money and you got a shot.

    This guy learned nothing from 0-12 and deserves another one.
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,161 Founders Club
    I would respond to this poast in an intelligent thoughtful manner but I'm too busy playing Zork.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,513
    koopdog said:

    I would respond to this poast in an intelligent thoughtful manner but I'm too busy playing Zork.

    King's Quest FTW
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    whuggy said:

    Although I have little confidence it will.
    I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
    Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
    at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
    On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
    but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
    football schools could flip them.

    Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
    dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
    I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
    money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
    mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

    Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
    Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

    Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
    Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
    its approach.
    FIRE SARK AND LIGHT HIM ON FIRE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR

    Fixed.
  • Dawgtona
    Dawgtona Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 707 Founders Club
    If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Dawgtona said:

    If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.

    Pics or GTFO.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    Dawgtona said:

    If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.

    Live stream or GTFO.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.
  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    edited October 2013

    An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.

    Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.

    Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.
    I like to pretend I can outspend the richest owner in college sports. I do that.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560

    An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.

    Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.
    Sven is right

    Passion, do you really think they UW will outspend Oregon?? In comparison Oregon with Phil Knight is a partnered stock broker and UW is a part-time clerk at Circle K.
  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    Make em spend it then. If we can't pay an
    offensive coordinator Wilcox money, much less
    even have a dedicated offensive coordinator,
    let's just accept the 7 win a year scenario.
    And for the reading comprehension impaired
    folk on here this post was assuming Sark was here
    what would be needed to be done.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    whuggy said:

    Make em spend it then. If we can't pay an
    offensive coordinator Wilcox money, much less
    even have a dedicated offensive coordinator,
    let's just accept the 7 win a year scenario.
    And for the reading comprehension impaired
    folk on here this post was assuming Sark was here
    what would be needed to be done.

    Reiterating:

    If Sark is still the coach, the rest simply doesn't matter.
  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    So Wilcox and Sirmon are no improvement
    over Holt and Hundley(I think)? Really?
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    whuggy said:

    Make em spend it then. If we can't pay an
    offensive coordinator Wilcox money, much less
    even have a dedicated offensive coordinator,
    let's just accept the 7 win a year scenario.
    And for the reading comprehension impaired
    folk on here this post was assuming Sark was here
    what would be needed to be done.

    No reading comprehension here. UW is a mediocre AQ school. This means you will not get assistants making lateral moves from better programs. Wilcox left a Tennessee team that was/is a bottom tier SEC school. You might have better luck luring a non AQ upstart. But really WGAF, as long as Sark is your head coach, nothing will change. You might as well spend the money on hookers and blow.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    whuggy said:

    So Wilcox and Sirmon are no improvement
    over Holt and Hundley(I think)? Really?

    Washington went 5-4 in conference play in 2011 and 2012 and is well on their way to 5-4 again this year.

    Hope this helps.
  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    I think Frost makes around 375000.
    You don't even think we could get
    him to pick up the phone for twice that?
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    whuggy said:

    I think Frost makes around 375000.
    You don't even think we could get
    him to pick up the phone for twice that?

    They won't give another 400k when they have already spent more than that, with little or no improvement. I really thought Washington had turned a corner, but now I think it's a product of scheduling.
  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    I notice all the Oregon assistants are in the similar
    ballpark as far as salary. I say throw a stick in the
    spokes of their setup. Fuck I'd like to see Greatwood
    up here too.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    Whuggy did you not learn anything from Kent Baer & Ed Donattel?

    This team needs a new head coach. Sark can never build or maintain a championship level program.
  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088
    I did HTBMC, but the way it looks Sark
    will be here whether we want him to or not.
    Simply throwing out options of what I'd
    like to see assuming he stays. I'd be thrilled
    if he moved on, just don't see it. I do see
    him feeling pressure to chop some bodies
    on his staff.
  • RavennaDawg
    RavennaDawg Member Posts: 846
    Scott Frost was hiding in the closet scared out of his mind while Lawrence Phillips was beating up his ex (Frost's current at the time) girlfriend.

    Allegedly.