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The time has come for Washington to hire a female football coach

sarktastic
sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans
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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

    A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

    It would be helpful if she were a minority, as well. We couldn't tolerate another coach that benefitted from "white privileges."

    Axe the times
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,695
    I support this
  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    I have it on good authority Lockner's mom is available.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,880 Standard Supporter
    A gay coach would have more of an appeal if you want to address the athletic department deficit.

    Scarves up.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,145 Founders Club
    Bruce Caitlyn Bruce Jenner would be a great #Courage coach
  • Blackie
    Blackie Member Posts: 499

    Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

    A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

    May as well, seeing as WASHINGTON DAMMIT was put out of its misery under the boobs of its former coach.