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The time has come for Washington to hire a female football coach

sarktastic
sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

    A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

    It would be helpful if she were a minority, as well. We couldn't tolerate another coach that benefitted from "white privileges."

    Axe the times
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I support this
  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    I have it on good authority Lockner's mom is available.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,093
    A gay coach would have more of an appeal if you want to address the athletic department deficit.

    Scarves up.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,987 Founders Club
    Bruce Caitlyn Bruce Jenner would be a great #Courage coach
  • Blackie
    Blackie Member Posts: 499

    Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

    A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

    May as well, seeing as WASHINGTON DAMMIT was put out of its misery under the boobs of its former coach.
  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    HuskyJW said:

    Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

    A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

    I vote for Chico McClatcher's mom

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    That ass can break a walnut
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,991
    We already have a female coach.

    Babushka.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Last nights episode of Game of Thrones is proof that women should be in charge.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    A gay coach would have more of an appeal if you want to address the athletic department deficit.

    Scarves up.

    Shemale

    Best of both worlds!
  • droggins
    droggins Member Posts: 804
    Romar's replacement. The basketball team is soft. Swoopes is tougher than Romar. From a strategic standpoint she's an upgrade. http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2016/04/17/loyola-university-probing-allegations-womens-basketball-coach-sheryl-swoopes-mistreated-players.html
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    How long before a rainbow W adorns the Husky helmets on game day?

    The O/U is 5









    games.
  • dongman
    dongman Member Posts: 2,384

    HuskyJW said:

    Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

    A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

    I vote for Chico McClatcher's mom

    image

    That ass can break a walnut
    But it could never bust my nut
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    dongman said:

    HuskyJW said:

    Not head coach, not yet anyway, that would be rediculous.

    A women with experience raising boys as a single mother could be the most important criteria. Think of the recruiting boost by appealing to single mothers who dream of a new house paid for with their son's NFL signing bonus. Having a coach who can relate to the struggle while looking Mom in the eye selling empty promises would be a game changer while appealing to a much wider Seattle audience increasing ticket sales to non-football fans

    I vote for Chico McClatcher's mom

    image

    That ass can break a walnut
    But it could never bust my nut
    More your style?
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