Who cut the donut??
What type of sick and twisted person goes in and cuts a donut in half and leaves it in the box? You know they touched it....who will eat that now? If I brought in bananas would you cut a banana in half and leave it to go to shit on the table? I am going to hunt this bitch down.
Comments
-
Axe @bananasnblondesHuskyJW said:Mother-Fer!!!! So I try and be the nice guy today and swing by and bring in an assortment of donuts and put them out in the breakroom. I go in and notice someone has brought out a plastic knife and one of the maple bars is cut in half WTF!!!!
What type of sick and twisted person goes in and cuts a donut in half and leaves it in the box? You know they touched it....who will eat that now? If I brought in bananas would you cut a banana in half and leave it to go to shit on the table? I am going to hunt this bitch down.
-
Being nice to employees never works
hth -
Let alone you know their reasoning was "Well, I really shouldn't....I'll just have a little bit."sarktastic said:Being nice to employees never works
hth
No...have some self control if you don't really want it. -
Huh?HuskyJW said:Mother-Fer!!!! So I try and be the nice guy today and swing by and bring in an assortment of donuts and put them out in the breakroom. I go in and notice someone has brought out a plastic knife and one of the maple bars is cut in half WTF!!!!
What type of sick and twisted person goes in and cuts a donut in half and leaves it in the box? You know they touched it....who will eat that now? If I brought in bananas would you cut a banana in half and leave it to go to shit on the table? I am going to hunt this bitch down. -
It makes people feel better for being fat by saying "I only ate HALF the donut this morning".
HTH -
I feel like the story is a lie unless the donuts in the box were already gluten free. That's the only type of chronic dieting sociopath who would do such a thing. In which case, OP would be a huge fag for wanting gluten free donuts in the first place.
-
It was me. Bring it on you little bitch.
-
FO, GTheGlove said:It was me. Bring it on you little bitch.
-
@HuskyJW still hasn't denied being gluten free. I'll take that as confirmation.
-
Buy real fucking donuts you cheap fuck.HuskyJW said: -
These people don't even deserve what I brought. F them all.2001400ex said: -
YBE2001400ex said: -
If you're going to bash Jen Cohen's attempt to scale back on the maple bar consumption and get into bikini/show us your tits shape, I am the fuck out.HuskyJW said:Mother-Fer!!!! So I try and be the nice guy today and swing by and bring in an assortment of donuts and put them out in the breakroom. I go in and notice someone has brought out a plastic knife and one of the maple bars is cut in half WTF!!!!
What type of sick and twisted person goes in and cuts a donut in half and leaves it in the box? You know they touched it....who will eat that now? If I brought in bananas would you cut a banana in half and leave it to go to shit on the table? I am going to hunt this bitch down.
-
Next time you buy a box of donuts, take a dump and put it in with the rest of the donuts. If you do, I'm 81% sure nobody will fuck with the maple bar.HuskyJW said:Mother-Fer!!!! So I try and be the nice guy today and swing by and bring in an assortment of donuts and put them out in the breakroom. I go in and notice someone has brought out a plastic knife and one of the maple bars is cut in half WTF!!!!
What type of sick and twisted person goes in and cuts a donut in half and leaves it in the box? You know they touched it....who will eat that now? If I brought in bananas would you cut a banana in half and leave it to go to shit on the table? I am going to hunt this bitch down.
-
Glad you didn't bring cheese.
-
If you 'really' cared... You'd bring a giant fresh veggie tray with a Sambra and Yogurt bar and some 30/10 weight loss for life brochures.
Lament the upcoming healthcare premium increases... explain how this is an effort to show how much you care and how the guilt of the half eaten donut was the inspiration that started it all. -
I laffed because every Friday there's a half-donut in our lunch room that someone leaves in the box. Nobody ever eats the other half. So there;s a wasted half a maple bar or apple fritter, and that shit pisses me off.
Take the whole fuckin' donut. Eat half of it and throw the other half in the garbage, you fucking donkey. Nobody wants the other half anyway.
I'd eat the fuck out of a veggie tray with Sabra, too, so fuck off, -
If there's a problem here, it's with all the people that won't eat half a donut because someone may have touched it. How did you get into the room? Use a door knob? Did anyone touch the box and then someone else touched the box (YOU MAY NOW HAVE AIDS)? I'm a pussy boy liberal millennial and even I don't give a shit if someone may have touched my donut. Black eye for your office, black eye for this board, black eye for society.
-
There is hope for you after all. Good poast.allpurpleallgold said:If there's a problem here, it's with all the people that won't eat half a donut because someone may have touched it. How did you get into the room? Use a door knob? Did anyone touch the box and then someone else touched the box (YOU MAY NOW HAVE AIDS)? I'm a pussy boy liberal millennial and even I don't give a shit if someone may have touched my donut. Black eye for your office, black eye for this board, black eye for society.
-
You can say fuck here.
-
I was going to say this; it's really a shame how much food is wasted because people have weird mysophobic hang-ups.allpurpleallgold said:If there's a problem here, it's with all the people that won't eat half a donut because someone may have touched it. How did you get into the room? Use a door knob? Did anyone touch the box and then someone else touched the box (YOU MAY NOW HAVE AIDS)? I'm a pussy boy liberal millennial and even I don't give a shit if someone may have touched my donut. Black eye for your office, black eye for this board, black eye for society.
-
Some of us won't touch door knobs with our skin.allpurpleallgold said:If there's a problem here, it's with all the people that won't eat half a donut because someone may have touched it. How did you get into the room? Use a door knob? Did anyone touch the box and then someone else touched the box (YOU MAY NOW HAVE AIDS)? I'm a pussy boy liberal millennial and even I don't give a shit if someone may have touched my donut. Black eye for your office, black eye for this board, black eye for society.
-
This. Everyone here has licked some taint in their life but they are scared of someones hand germs? You licked asshole morons. I ate dirt as a kid on the reservation. Hand germ maple bar > dirtallpurpleallgold said:If there's a problem here, it's with all the people that won't eat half a donut because someone may have touched it. How did you get into the room? Use a door knob? Did anyone touch the box and then someone else touched the box (YOU MAY NOW HAVE AIDS)? I'm a pussy boy liberal millennial and even I don't give a shit if someone may have touched my donut. Black eye for your office, black eye for this board, black eye for society.
Fuck off.
And I'm with @dflea give me some yummy ass Sabra and veggies. Beats a kick in the ass.
