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Kris Vashon demands respect from Amazon.com

AZDuck
AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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Or something like that. She really, really, really likes the UW fight song. Even though she went to Bellevue and can't sing.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3EYMTQVJY7PP0/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

Actually this is really old (from 2002) and I found it on eSuck (lol!) but the fact is that she was deranged enough to write this in a public forum, so there you go.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,665 Standard Supporter
    "0 of 10 people found this review helpful"

    lmao
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    NEXT TIME, PUT ALL FOUR WHEELS ON THE CAR...IT WORKS BETTER THAT WAY.
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  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    To think of the energy required to keep up this level of fandom for (at least) 10 years... My god.

    She also gave 5 stars to Dino Rossi's book. So there you go, Republicans! KrisVashon is a big fan!
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    chrisvashon said:

    To think of the energy required to keep up this level of fandom for (at least) 10 years... My god.

    She also gave 5 stars to Dino Rossi's book. So there you go, Republicans! KrisVashon is a big fan!

    Stupidity crosses all political persuasions.

    HTH
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Low tweak.
    chrisvashon said:

    To think of the energy required to keep up this level of fandom for (at least) 10 years... My god.

    She also gave 5 stars to Dino Rossi's book. So there you go, Republicans! KrisVashon is a big fan!

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    chrisvashon said:

    To think of the energy required to keep up this level of fandom for (at least) 10 years... My god.

    She also gave 5 stars to Dino Rossi's book. So there you go, Republicans! KrisVashon is a big fan!

    I'm hearing Ted Bundy worked at UW. So there you go, Huskies! TedBundy is a big fan!

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  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    creepycoug said:

    AZDuck said:

    Or something like that. She really, really, really likes the UW fight song. Even though she went to Bellevue and can't sing.

    http://www.amazon.com/review/R3EYMTQVJY7PP0/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

    Actually this is really old (from 2002) and I found it on eSuck (lol!) but the fact is that she was deranged enough to write this in a public forum, so there you go.

    I found all her shit last year and, as I suspected, it's spread like wild fire. Originally shared on dawgboard.

    Her name is Kristen Kuhn. You can go to her facebook and you'll know when you're there, though she's just smart enough to not have pictures of herself up (last time I checked).

    She pops up on site about city government, where she shares her views about, well, nothing.

    She pops up on a Karaoke site where she sings a few ballads.

    I am no fucking internet sleuth, trust me, and I found this bitch in 10 minutes because she actually uses her handle (krisvashon) on Amazon in a book or product review.

    If you've ever read one of her posts, you know her when you find her everywhere else.

    The city of Seattle, the county of King, the state of Washington, and every fucking thing in them, have no greater, or cheesier, cheerleader. The words mypoia and provincial were originally penned with her in mind.

    And what's best? She dogs on Oregon education constantly while (also constantly) displaying a real struggle with spelling and articulating an original thought, and it turns out she's a proud graduate of SSCC.

    They actually don't come a lot dumber. In fact, I actually started backing off fucking with her on doogman when I realized that there was pretty good chance that I was picking on a slow person.
    Fuck crazy Larry. Time to put krisvashon on posters!
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  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    chrisvashon said:

    To think of the energy required to keep up this level of fandom for (at least) 10 years... My god.

    She also gave 5 stars to Dino Rossi's book. So there you go, Republicans! KrisVashon is a big fan!

    Stupidity crosses all political persuasions.

    HTH
    This type of insightful analysis is why I pay $10.99 a month.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    That's a vision we could all embrace.
    Swaye said:

    Holy Fuck. Bitch thinks we are closely comparable to Michigan, USC, and Nebraska? Fuck, not only is she ugly, stupid, and a terrible singer, she is literally delusional. What a dumb cunt.

    I would give 5 dollars or more to see Bleenor and Kris drive a Winnebago at 85 mph into an above ground pool full of diethyl ether while Fetters simultaneously belly flopped into said pool wearing a banana yellow speedo and firing a flare gun into the ether.

    MLK had a dream, and so do I. Fuck off.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    That's a vision we could all embrace.

    Swaye said:

    Holy Fuck. Bitch thinks we are closely comparable to Michigan, USC, and Nebraska? Fuck, not only is she ugly, stupid, and a terrible singer, she is literally delusional. What a dumb cunt.

    I would give 5 dollars or more to see Bleenor and Kris drive a Winnebago at 85 mph into an above ground pool full of diethyl ether while Fetters simultaneously belly flopped into said pool wearing a banana yellow speedo and firing a flare gun into the ether.

    MLK had a dream, and so do I. Fuck off.

    Seeing Kim's little man tears would make it even more fulfilling.

    I am sure the explosion could be seen for miles, with one last message to all HHB's from the Holy Trinity of Doogery:

    image
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    edited October 2013
    Swaye said:

    Holy Fuck. Bitch thinks we are closely comparable to Michigan, USC, and Nebraska? Fuck, not only is she ugly, stupid, and a terrible singer, she is literally delusional. What a dumb cunt.

    I would give 5 dollars or more to see Bleenor and Kris drive a Winnebago at 85 mph into an above ground pool full of diethyl ether while Fetters simultaneously belly flopped into said pool wearing a banana yellow speedo and firing a flare gun into the ether.

    MLK had a dream, and so do I. Fuck off.

    wait what?

    ps: you do realize nobody can give any thought to your posts while that avatar is up. holy shit. I just want her to stop moving.

    seriously, brb; jo
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    creepycoug said:

    Swaye said:

    Holy Fuck. Bitch thinks we are closely comparable to Michigan, USC, and Nebraska? Fuck, not only is she ugly, stupid, and a terrible singer, she is literally delusional. What a dumb cunt.

    I would give 5 dollars or more to see Bleenor and Kris drive a Winnebago at 85 mph into an above ground pool full of diethyl ether while Fetters simultaneously belly flopped into said pool wearing a banana yellow speedo and firing a flare gun into the ether.

    MLK had a dream, and so do I. Fuck off.

    wait what?

    ps: you do realize nobody can give any thought to your posts while that avatar is up. holy shit. I just want her to sit

    seriously, brb; jo
    I like to give back to the community.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    Here you go boys. One of the finest voices ...

    http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/profile/recordings/a7205e2?perpage=10&filter_by_date=any_time&sortby=date&recently=0&year=2007
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  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    creepycoug said:

    Here you go boys. One of the finest voices ...

    http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/profile/recordings/a7205e2?perpage=10&filter_by_date=any_time&sortby=date&recently=0&year=2007

    Jesus - thought that was a whoosh for sure. That's her
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    She is the kind of stupid that makes you question the very meaning of life, while fearing for the future of humanity. I hear she is a teacher.
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  • ToiletSeat
    ToiletSeat Member Posts: 150
    Listened to about 25 seconds of the Star Spangled Banner
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Okay which one of you guys said her review was helpful? I noticed it's now 1 of 14 people.

    After hearing her singing last year I stopped making fun of her. I'm pretty sure she is mentally handicapped.
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  • McRib
    McRib Member Posts: 227
    "this Masquerade" is simply........magical.
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  • droggins
    droggins Member Posts: 804
    1 of 16
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  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    No respect!

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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    That was me who upvoted her - I love performance art, even if unintentional
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    Swaye said:

    AZDuck said:

    That's a vision we could all embrace.

    Swaye said:

    Holy Fuck. Bitch thinks we are closely comparable to Michigan, USC, and Nebraska? Fuck, not only is she ugly, stupid, and a terrible singer, she is literally delusional. What a dumb cunt.

    I would give 5 dollars or more to see Bleenor and Kris drive a Winnebago at 85 mph into an above ground pool full of diethyl ether while Fetters simultaneously belly flopped into said pool wearing a banana yellow speedo and firing a flare gun into the ether.

    MLK had a dream, and so do I. Fuck off.

    Seeing Kim's little man tears would make it even more fulfilling.

    I am sure the explosion could be seen for miles, with one last message to all HHB's from the Holy Trinity of Doogery:

    image
    wait, what?

    hey man, could you get her to just stay still?
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  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    AZDuck said:

    That was me who upvoted her - I love performance art, even if unintentional

    You're a fine citizen and a gentleman. Time to make it 1 out of 17.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    creepycoug said:

    Swaye said:

    AZDuck said:

    That's a vision we could all embrace.

    Swaye said:

    Holy Fuck. Bitch thinks we are closely comparable to Michigan, USC, and Nebraska? Fuck, not only is she ugly, stupid, and a terrible singer, she is literally delusional. What a dumb cunt.

    I would give 5 dollars or more to see Bleenor and Kris drive a Winnebago at 85 mph into an above ground pool full of diethyl ether while Fetters simultaneously belly flopped into said pool wearing a banana yellow speedo and firing a flare gun into the ether.

    MLK had a dream, and so do I. Fuck off.

    Seeing Kim's little man tears would make it even more fulfilling.

    I am sure the explosion could be seen for miles, with one last message to all HHB's from the Holy Trinity of Doogery:

    image
    wait, what?

    hey man, could you get her to just stay still?
    More hypnotic to have her rolling.

    I like rolling, and hypnotic. Abundance.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    Swaye said:

    creepycoug said:

    Swaye said:

    AZDuck said:

    That's a vision we could all embrace.

    Swaye said:

    Holy Fuck. Bitch thinks we are closely comparable to Michigan, USC, and Nebraska? Fuck, not only is she ugly, stupid, and a terrible singer, she is literally delusional. What a dumb cunt.

    I would give 5 dollars or more to see Bleenor and Kris drive a Winnebago at 85 mph into an above ground pool full of diethyl ether while Fetters simultaneously belly flopped into said pool wearing a banana yellow speedo and firing a flare gun into the ether.

    MLK had a dream, and so do I. Fuck off.

    Seeing Kim's little man tears would make it even more fulfilling.

    I am sure the explosion could be seen for miles, with one last message to all HHB's from the Holy Trinity of Doogery:

    image
    wait, what?

    hey man, could you get her to just stay still?
    More hypnotic to have her rolling.

    I like rolling, and hypnotic. Abundance.
    Abundance, yes. That does come to mind.

    That is some hypnotic shit right there.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,325 Founders Club
    @backthepack

    Thank @creepycoug for his service.

    http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/profile/recordings/a7205e2?perpage=10&filter_by_date=any_time&sortby=date&recently=0&year=2007
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    PurpleBaze said:

    @backthepack

    Thank @creepycoug for his service.

    http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/profile/recordings/a7205e2?perpage=10&filter_by_date=any_time&sortby=date&recently=0&year=2007

    @creepycoug TYFYS
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    MY EARS THEY HAVE BEEN VIOLATED. I FEEL LIKE WEINSTEIN TRIED TO STICK HIS DICK IN MY EARLOBE AFTER LISTENING TO HER STIRRING RENDITION OF THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER. HOLY FUCK BAHAHAHAAHAHAH.
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