Sexual Harassment Training
I just found out they think it is wrong to grope another employees tits. Stupid.
Also, discussing a porn movie you watched is wrong. Stupid.
Also, "mobbing" an employee is wrong. Stupid.
I didn't even know what "mobbing" is, but it sounds like something I watched in a porno.
I'm going to mention this the next time the instructor asks if there are any questions.
I'll let you know how it goes.
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Instructor was "aghast" at my question. I had to ask what that meant.
Now talking about ethnic origins and sexual identification.
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They just showed a video clip of sexual harassment between a male boss and his secretary. But, she had huge, and I mean huge tits. I don't think that even can be discrimination when a woman has tits that big. Not the guy's fault. This is stupid.
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Yes I am going to keep giving a play by play of this bullshit because it is the only thing keeping me sane. It's either that or start jerking off the next time they show a clip of "big tits," and I think based on the tenor of the class so far that jerking off in front of co-workers is probably also wrong. Stupid.
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Can you post some pics of said big tits?Swaye said:Yes I am going to keep giving a play by play of this bullshit because it is the only thing keeping me sane. It's either that or start jerking off the next time they show a clip of "big tits," and I think based on the tenor of the class so far that jerking off in front of co-workers is probably also wrong. Stupid.
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I think they frown on that. They seem to frown on everything fun. It's too bad I am not at my desk so I could pull some Irish Whiskey out of the top drawer, which they said was wrong earlier this morning. I made sure to tell them I know a very successful real estate agent who says everyone does it. Instructor asked me to stay after for special training. I am pretty sure she is going to try to fuck me. She's fat though, like Jen Cohen. Bummer.PurpleThrobber said:
Can you post some pics of said big tits?Swaye said:Yes I am going to keep giving a play by play of this bullshit because it is the only thing keeping me sane. It's either that or start jerking off the next time they show a clip of "big tits," and I think based on the tenor of the class so far that jerking off in front of co-workers is probably also wrong. Stupid.
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"you don't seem to be taking this seriously"
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Q&A session upcoming. I plan to ask what the policy is on bringing hookers back to my hotel room while on company travel. Want to make sure I didn't violate any policies last week.
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When she keeps you after class, make sure she catches you staring at her tits several times as if you want to milk them... then ask her if she wants to go get a cocktail later.
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This is good advice if she didn't look like a water buffalo. Picture Jen Cohen to visualize.sarktastic said:When she keeps you after class, make sure she catches you staring at her tits several times as if you want to milk them... then ask her if she wants to go get a cocktail later.
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It seems paying for hookers in your hotel room is totally cool as long as you don't expense them. Who knew?
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To lessen her hostility, She needs to feel appreciated in a cute girl kinda way. Time to take one for the Team, SwayeSwaye said:
This is good advice if she didn't look like a water buffalo. Picture Jen Cohen to visualize.sarktastic said:When she keeps you after class, make sure she catches you staring at her tits several times as if you want to milk them... then ask her if she wants to go get a cocktail later.
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Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.
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Make sure you accuse her in front of the group of being insensitive to Native American culture... or ignorant, which is worse.Swaye said:Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.
Then, rise slowly and stoically, stand silent, shed a single tear and leave slowly as if you've been shamed... then wait in the hallway for a sympathy candidate to approach you at the next break. -
Just had a meeting with my boss. Says I was first employee ever asked to leave the training. Told me to go to my cubicle while they decide what to do. I have Clem at Jiffy Lube on speed dial in case I need the "tanned, rested, and ready" call later today.
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Better call Saul
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You're my hero Swaye
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@Swaye is the hero we deserve AND the hero we need. Red skinned abundance.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:You're my hero Swaye
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Trump and Swaye 2016!dnc said:
@Swaye is the hero we deserve AND the hero we need. Red skinned abundance.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:You're my hero Swaye
Make (native) America great again.
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Your*Fire_Marshall_Bill said:You're my hero Swaye
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So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.
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Classics bored
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Probably should not have announced "BRB, JO" when leaving the roomSwaye said:Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.
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You could have gotten out of this with my suggestion you asshole.Swaye said:So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.
"I don't think I need to take this class considering I was molested as a child on the reservation, I KNOW WHAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS ALL ABOUT, I LIVED THROUGH IT, I DEALT WITH IT, I HURT LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, AND I AM SURVIVING AND I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER" -
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The instructor will probably be a dude.Swaye said:So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.
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SpoonieLuv said:
Probably should not have announcedSwaye said:Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.
"BRB, JO""NTD, BB" when leaving the room -
So when I'm leaving work today boss tells me to take a half day tomorrow to recover from getting kicked out of the class today. Acts like I should be all emotional over getting kicked out. It might affect my job performance. News flash moron I spray shit on bugs. Not like I'll be in surgery tomorrow. Idiot.
Anyway, since I have the morning off I am going to a bar to get all fucked up and I'll roll in at noon tomorrow. The moral to this story is always try to get thrown out of stupid training at work. Free half day off, and you get to piss off a fat woman. -
Trail of Tears, Swaye. Use it. And wear a "Who Rescued Who" T-shirt like the dog-loving, hairy-legged libs in my hood walk around in. An Indian with a Rescue/Service Dog? Bulletproof.
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Ask them if the 8 second game is assault.
