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Easy Way IPA

haie
haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club
I've been on a "staycation" the last two weeks, meaning that I've been too lazy to book a flight to anywhere interesting in favoring of getting drunk here in the NW and being bored.

Normally I try to find some local WA beer or some interesting local brewery I haven't been to before, and then it dawned on me:

I went a bought some "Easy Way IPA" Ninkasi shit from a nearby gas station. If this supposed "elite" coaching staff can't find a way to beat its cross-region rival, let alone compete for the fucking division it's in, then why should I pay tribute to local breweries? May as well pay homage to a Eugene brewery since they actually want to fucking win.

I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit. 12 years. "Death Row".

Fucking WIN you pieces of shit overpaid motherfuckers. I've paid for my degree en full, time to give back something in form of fucking WINNING. FUCK.

@pupplove_sugarsteel

@steelheader2

Fucking defend this weak ass, punt on the 35, fucking bullshit.

Drunk posting rulezzz.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club

    There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

    Cheers you fucker.

    One of, if not THE, ultimate DAWG @Dennis_DeYoung. WOOF. Cheers.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

    But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

    Or you're a lightweight.

    EWIWBI
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    haie said:

    That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

    But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

    Or you're a lightweight.

    EWIWBI

    I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

    You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

    image
    This hasn't gotten old yet after 5 minutes of watching.
    TSDSDPOTD
  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    haie said:

    I've been on a "staycation" the last two weeks, meaning that I've been too lazy to book a flight to anywhere interesting in favoring of getting drunk here in the NW and being bored.

    Normally I try to find some local WA beer or some interesting local brewery I haven't been to before, and then it dawned on me:

    I went a bought some "Easy Way IPA" Ninkasi shit from a nearby gas station. If this supposed "elite" coaching staff can't find a way to beat its cross-region rival, let alone compete for the fucking division it's in, then why should I pay tribute to local breweries? May as well pay homage to a Eugene brewery since they actually want to fucking win.

    I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit. 12 years. "Death Row".

    Fucking WIN you pieces of shit overpaid motherfuckers. I've paid for my degree en full, time to give back something in form of fucking WINNING. FUCK.

    @pupplove_sugarsteel

    @steelheader2

    Fucking defend this weak ass, punt on the 35, fucking bullshit.

    Drunk posting rulezzz.

    I wanna see if I can do my best pumpy impression:


    Hey Hazzy,
    Why don't you nut the fuck up and drink some real beerz like Coors or Miller's. I know for a fact tommy and J are pussy just like you and want a big do me in the azz type beer.
    As for our DAWQS, if you would bother to pay attention last 3 times to listen to pumpy you'd knew that the only reason we lose is because..excuse...excuse...somethig about sark...excuse......
    Don't be a gay fan boy like tommy and his life partner J...listen to pumpy and drinks the fuk up





    ..I tried. Fuck off
  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    Dardanus said:

    When she says don't cum in me, but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing her with a floppy.

    What's a floppy? How do I get one?
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827

    haie said:

    That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

    But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

    Or you're a lightweight.

    EWIWBI

    I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

    You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

    image
    This hasn't gotten old yet after 5 minutes of watching.
    These are the three best seconds of acting in Damon's career.
  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403

    haie said:

    There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

    Cheers you fucker.

    One of, if not THE, ultimate DAWG @Dennis_DeYoung. WOOF. Cheers.
    Hey dads, @Dennis_DeYoung chincredibled my post and responded!

    One of @Haie's dad's tears up with pride as the other rubs his back.
    One of my dads cried for joy when I told him DDY is a Kent boy like me.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    haie said:

    There are many reasons why this place is great. This poast is one of them.

    Cheers you fucker.

    One of, if not THE, ultimate DAWG @Dennis_DeYoung. WOOF. Cheers.
    Hey dads, @Dennis_DeYoung chincredibled my post and responded!

    One of @Haie's dad's tears up with pride as the other rubs his back.
    One of my dads cried for joy when I told him DDY is a Kent boy like me.
    Ladies, please. It's embarrassing.
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    haie said:

    That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

    But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

    Or you're a lightweight.

    EWIWBI

    I am a pretty skinny Millenial faggot trying her best in a Man's world"

    Don't beet around the bush - we (?) get it



    image
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    This thread. It's awesome.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,258 Founders Club

    haie said:

    That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

    But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

    Or you're a lightweight.

    EWIWBI

    I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

    You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

    image
    This hasn't gotten old yet after 5 minutes of watching.
    TSDSDPOTD
    you and you fucking acronyms!
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Micro's are so 90's...
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    Micro's are so 90's...

    Swing and a miss...
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,192
    haie said:

    That's a nice session IPA. Tried it last week.

    But it's under 5% ABV, so you must have had a shit ton of them to be drunk poasting (which RULEZ!!1!).

    Or you're a lightweight.

    EWIWBI

    I am pretty skinny and had 4 Irish car bombs before getting beer.

    You are right though. This shit is 4.7%. I deserve 7-6.

    image

    FUCKING SPOILED THE MOVIE GOD DAMNIT!!!

  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,032

    Micro's are so 90's...

    Stay the fuck out of my wheelhouse, you water brained faggot.
    Your wheelhouse can't be both #myRBVikings and #IPAs.

    Not racially possible.
  • yobates
    yobates Member Posts: 90
    One of tommys dads is a pass out drunk. The other is a butt pirate with a slippery black eel.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,192
    yobates said:

    One of tommys dads is a pass out drunk. The other is a butt pirate with a slippery black eel.

    Thanks for the input Steel2