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Former Seattle Church Run Like Organized Crime Syndicate

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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Who cares where that money went... Retards weren't getting it back anyways. That's what happens when you flush money down the toilet.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,461 Founders Club
    But why is organized religion like organized crime?

    Obligatory
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    edited March 2016
    I have a Christian friend who would never run a church like a crime syndicate...
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    I have a Christian friend who would never run a church like a crime syndicate...

    Only because he would blow it up and kill everyone inside on the first day.

    #McVeigh
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,072
    Fucking amateurs.

    This is how you run a religious operation like organized crime:

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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    PurpleJ said:

    I went to a Mars Hill service with Driscoll years ago with an ex girlfriend. They had a rock band that played a song where the chorus was "nothing but the blood of Jesus!". The ex wasn't amused when I laughed at that.

    It would be cool if Slayer covered it or something.
    What if Reign in Blood was actually about Jesus?

    ConfusedKeanu.jpeg
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Organised religion is fucking weird and antiquated.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,274
    edited March 2016
    Gladstone said:

    Organised religion is fucking weird and antiquated.

    I like to pretend I don't have Christmas at my house and make fun of organized religion. I like to do that.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    HuskyJW said:

    Gladstone said:

    Organised religion is fucking weird and antiquated.

    I like to pretend I don't have Christmas at my house and make fun of organized religion. I like to do that.
    Lol.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,509
    HuskyJW said:

    Gladstone said:

    Organised religion is fucking weird and antiquated.

    I like to pretend I don't have Christmas at my house and make fun of organized religion. I like to do that.
    Ho Lee Shit
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    Threatening to sue someone = bad ass move

    Actually suing someone = dumb ass move

    Nothing will come of this, they willingly gave the money in good faith, shame on them for being duped.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,883 Founders Club
    Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    I just thought this up. I should put it in a book of my quotes.

    Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven

    Just thought that one up too
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    HuskyJW said:

    Gladstone said:

    Organised religion is fucking weird and antiquated.

    I like to pretend I don't have Christmas at my house and make fun of organized religion. I like to do that.
    Sounds like you are and yours are still keeping the Christ in Christmas.
  • SteveInShelton
    SteveInShelton Member Posts: 1,611
    Scamming money out of idiots is the American dream, Mark Driscoll is a hero as far as I'm concerned.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,400 Founders Club
    I should have hired a live band for those nights at the Taki Tiki
  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510

    I should have hired a live band for those nights at the Taki Tiki

    I can hear the chorus now...

    "nothing but the blood of Lockner"
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,274
    salemcoog said:

    HuskyJW said:

    Gladstone said:

    Organised religion is fucking weird and antiquated.

    I like to pretend I don't have Christmas at my house and make fun of organized religion. I like to do that.
    Sounds like you are and yours are still keeping the Christ in Christmas.
    As a Man of the Cloth...yes this is true.
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Tequilla said:

    People that donate over $90k to a church over a multi-year period probably deserve to be defrauded out of it IMO ...

    That doesn't mean that the above should be twisted into any specific religious beliefs by me or not ... but people that pay significant money to support a religion should probably take a long walk and get some perspective about what religion really is

    I know it's chic to make fun of "organized religion" (Mars Hill was non-denominational and, thus, not a religion. Although a hypocrite, Driscoll spoke out against organized religion), but to say anyone deserves to be defrauded of their money out of good faith is FS.

    This, though, is an inherent problem when a pastor becomes more important than the church itself. And in tithing, people aren't paying "significant money to support a religion", they are led to believe they're helping keep the doors open, but the majority of the tithing should be going to outreach programs, missionaries, the poor, other ministries, etc. You are trusting that the church will appropriate the funds as necessary. A past church I went to had a complete giving statement every month, how much was given and EXACTLY where every dollar went to, including the pastors' salaries (which they all kept below 25k). That's how it should be.

    Nobody "deserves" to be defrauded out of their money. But if anybody does it's douchefucks like Jeff Razore who give hundreds of thousands to their fucking high school football team. That's gayer than gay.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Nah if you're too stupid to figure out that they're not putting your money to good use then you deserve to get scammed. I'd never even attend a church like that, let alone write them a check. That's like giving Kim money.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    Nah if you're too stupid to figure out that they're not putting your money to good use then you deserve to get scammed. I'd never even attend a church like that, let alone write them a check. That's like giving Kim money.

    PLSS, true?
    Don't think this church lets the gays in. PLSS needs a more tolerant charlatan. He's not gonna take that. Oh yes he is. ;))))
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Tequilla said:

    People that donate over $90k to a church over a multi-year period probably deserve to be defrauded out of it IMO ...

    That doesn't mean that the above should be twisted into any specific religious beliefs by me or not ... but people that pay significant money to support a religion should probably take a long walk and get some perspective about what religion really is

    I know it's chic to make fun of "organized religion" (Mars Hill was non-denominational and, thus, not a religion. Although a hypocrite, Driscoll spoke out against organized religion), but to say anyone deserves to be defrauded of their money out of good faith is FS.

    This, though, is an inherent problem when a pastor becomes more important than the church itself. And in tithing, people aren't paying "significant money to support a religion", they are led to believe they're helping keep the doors open, but the majority of the tithing should be going to outreach programs, missionaries, the poor, other ministries, etc. You are trusting that the church will appropriate the funds as necessary. A past church I went to had a complete giving statement every month, how much was given and EXACTLY where every dollar went to, including the pastors' salaries (which they all kept below 25k). That's how it should be.

    Nobody "deserves" to be defrauded out of their money. But if anybody does it's douchefucks like Jeff Razore who give hundreds of thousands to their fucking high school football team. That's gayer than gay.
    Im down with most of what you are saying other than all pastors salaries should be under $25k. I'm not for the millionaire pastor but most of those dudes spent a long time in school and work crazy hours, I have no problem
    with them being paid comfortably.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    I didn't realize you could make such good money with a church. I'm starting one tomorrow. We will practice idol worship (Keeley) and during lent you will only be able to eat Cheetos.

    Here's our first Saint:

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    Send money now. I'll use it for rows of PlayStations for Call of Duty tournaments.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,883 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Tequilla said:

    People that donate over $90k to a church over a multi-year period probably deserve to be defrauded out of it IMO ...

    That doesn't mean that the above should be twisted into any specific religious beliefs by me or not ... but people that pay significant money to support a religion should probably take a long walk and get some perspective about what religion really is

    I know it's chic to make fun of "organized religion" (Mars Hill was non-denominational and, thus, not a religion. Although a hypocrite, Driscoll spoke out against organized religion), but to say anyone deserves to be defrauded of their money out of good faith is FS.

    This, though, is an inherent problem when a pastor becomes more important than the church itself. And in tithing, people aren't paying "significant money to support a religion", they are led to believe they're helping keep the doors open, but the majority of the tithing should be going to outreach programs, missionaries, the poor, other ministries, etc. You are trusting that the church will appropriate the funds as necessary. A past church I went to had a complete giving statement every month, how much was given and EXACTLY where every dollar went to, including the pastors' salaries (which they all kept below 25k). That's how it should be.

    Nobody "deserves" to be defrauded out of their money. But if anybody does it's douchefucks like Jeff Razore who give hundreds of thousands to their fucking high school football team. That's gayer than gay.
    Im down with most of what you are saying other than all pastors salaries should be under $25k. I'm not for the millionaire pastor but most of those dudes spent a long time in school and work crazy hours, I have no problem
    with them being paid comfortably.
    Do we muzzle the ox that treads the grain?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    Tequilla said:

    People that donate over $90k to a church over a multi-year period probably deserve to be defrauded out of it IMO ...

    That doesn't mean that the above should be twisted into any specific religious beliefs by me or not ... but people that pay significant money to support a religion should probably take a long walk and get some perspective about what religion really is

    I know it's chic to make fun of "organized religion" (Mars Hill was non-denominational and, thus, not a religion. Although a hypocrite, Driscoll spoke out against organized religion), but to say anyone deserves to be defrauded of their money out of good faith is FS.

    This, though, is an inherent problem when a pastor becomes more important than the church itself. And in tithing, people aren't paying "significant money to support a religion", they are led to believe they're helping keep the doors open, but the majority of the tithing should be going to outreach programs, missionaries, the poor, other ministries, etc. You are trusting that the church will appropriate the funds as necessary. A past church I went to had a complete giving statement every month, how much was given and EXACTLY where every dollar went to, including the pastors' salaries (which they all kept below 25k). That's how it should be.

    Nobody "deserves" to be defrauded out of their money. But if anybody does it's douchefucks like Jeff Razore who give hundreds of thousands to their fucking high school football team. That's gayer than gay.
    Im down with most of what you are saying other than all pastors salaries should be under $25k. I'm not for the millionaire pastor but most of those dudes spent a long time in school and work crazy hours, I have no problem
    with them being paid comfortably.
    Do we muzzle the ox that treads the grain?
    Awfully warm for February, 50 AD
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    HuskyJW said:

    Gladstone said:

    Organised religion is fucking weird and antiquated.

    I like to pretend I don't have Christmas at my house and make fun of organized religion. I like to do that.
    What?