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Rubio is a moron

RaceBannon
RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,112 Founders Club
in Tug Tavern
"The majority of Republicans don't want Trump "


Win something and then pop off.
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Has he even looked at the vote counts?
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  • FreeChavez
    FreeChavez Member Posts: 3,223
    He did come out today and basically cry about how if everyone else will leave the race he may win. M
    Has this guy won anything in his own?
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    I don't like voting for people that suck at math.
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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    I don't like voting for people who lose.
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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Rubio won Iowa iirc.
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,112 Founders Club
    allpurpleallgold said:

    Rubio won Iowa iirc.

    Cruz. His line is he's the only one that has beat Trump.
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  • droggins
    droggins Member Posts: 804
    Rubio reminds me of Sark.
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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    RaceBannon said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    Rubio won Iowa iirc.

    Cruz. His line is he's the only one that has beat Trump.
    Whoosh.
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    droggins said:

    Rubio reminds me of Sark.

    Is Rubio a drunk?

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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,112 Founders Club
    allpurpleallgold said:

    RaceBannon said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    Rubio won Iowa iirc.

    Cruz. His line is he's the only one that has beat Trump.
    Whoosh.
    Fuck. And I knew better
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    droggins said:

    Rubio reminds me of Sark.

    Rubio needs to drop a 'fight the fuck on' during a campaign speech before I can even considering giving him more time and getting his own guys in there.

    I could easily envision Trump dropping f-bombs negotiating with Putin. "Vlad, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.".

    I want my POTUS married to a hot woman, cursing like a motherfucker and knocking back single malt Scotch after a long day of ruling the world. Kennedy did it, FDR and Ike had hotties on the side. Same with Bill Clinton.



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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    PurpleThrobber said:

    droggins said:

    Rubio reminds me of Sark.

    Rubio needs to drop a 'fight the fuck on' during a campaign speech before I can even considering giving him more time and getting his own guys in there.

    I could easily envision Trump dropping f-bombs negotiating with Putin. "Vlad, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.".

    I want my POTUS married to a hot woman, cursing like a motherfucker and knocking back single malt Scotch liquor after a long day of ruling the world. Kennedy did it, FDR and Ike had hotties on the side. Same with Bill Clinton.



    FIFY
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    2001400ex said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    droggins said:

    Rubio reminds me of Sark.

    Rubio needs to drop a 'fight the fuck on' during a campaign speech before I can even considering giving him more time and getting his own guys in there.

    I could easily envision Trump dropping f-bombs negotiating with Putin. "Vlad, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.".

    I want my POTUS married to a hot woman, cursing like a motherfucker and knocking back single malt Scotch liquor after a long day of ruling the world. Kennedy did it, FDR and Ike had hotties on the side. Same with Bill Clinton.



    FIFY
    Obviously - Bill Clinton was the first black POTUS. Fo' sho'.

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  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    edited February 2016
    2001400ex said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    droggins said:

    Rubio reminds me of Sark.

    I want my POTUS married to a hot woman, cursing like a motherfucker and knocking back single malt Scotch liquor after a long day of ruling the world. Kennedy did it, FDR and Ike had hotties on the side. Same with Bill Clinton.
    FIFY
    Almost everything you say is FS. This could take the cake.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    CuntWaffle said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    DugtheDoog said:

    2001400ex said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    droggins said:

    Rubio reminds me of Sark.

    I want my POTUS married to a hot woman, cursing like a motherfucker and knocking back single malt Scotch liquor after a long day of ruling the world. Kennedy did it, FDR and Ike had hotties on the side. Same with Bill Clinton.
    FIFY
    Almost everything you say is FS. This could take the cake.
    You clearly don't get the connection between Clinton and malt liquor.

    Nice work.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    PurpleJ said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
    I've never been to Florida but I've heard stories and seen shit. Here's local rap legend, "Stiches"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
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  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,401
    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.
    PurpleThrobber said:

    PurpleJ said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    HFNY said:

    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.

    PurpleThrobber said:

    PurpleJ said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
    Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. T

    The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.

    Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
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  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,401
    Haha you forgot about JFK telling a co-ed intern to blow one of friends / advisors as he sat on a pool's edge while JFK watched.

    John Adams probably wasn't much fun though.
    PurpleThrobber said:

    HFNY said:

    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.

    PurpleThrobber said:

    PurpleJ said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
    Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. T

    The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.

    Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    HFNY said:

    Haha you forgot about JFK telling a co-ed intern to blow one of friends / advisors as he sat on a pool's edge while JFK watched.

    John Adams probably wasn't much fun though.

    PurpleThrobber said:

    HFNY said:

    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.

    PurpleThrobber said:

    PurpleJ said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
    Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. T

    The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.

    Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
    Let's not forget the father of the Constitution getting a little brown sugar from Sally Hemmings.

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