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Rubio is a moron

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    HFNYHFNY Member Posts: 4,528
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    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.

    PurpleJ said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,946
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    HFNY said:

    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.

    PurpleJ said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
    Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. T

    The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.

    Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
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    HFNYHFNY Member Posts: 4,528
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    Haha you forgot about JFK telling a co-ed intern to blow one of friends / advisors as he sat on a pool's edge while JFK watched.

    John Adams probably wasn't much fun though.

    HFNY said:

    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.

    PurpleJ said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
    Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. T

    The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.

    Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,946
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    HFNY said:

    Haha you forgot about JFK telling a co-ed intern to blow one of friends / advisors as he sat on a pool's edge while JFK watched.

    John Adams probably wasn't much fun though.

    HFNY said:

    That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?

    On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.

    PurpleJ said:

    Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.

    At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.
    How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.
    Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. T

    The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.

    Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
    Let's not forget the father of the Constitution getting a little brown sugar from Sally Hemmings.

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