Rubio is a moron
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That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?
On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.PurpleThrobber said:
How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.PurpleJ said:
At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.CuntWaffle said:Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.
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Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. THFNY said:That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?
On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.PurpleThrobber said:
How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.PurpleJ said:
At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.CuntWaffle said:Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.
The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.
Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
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Haha you forgot about JFK telling a co-ed intern to blow one of friends / advisors as he sat on a pool's edge while JFK watched.
John Adams probably wasn't much fun though.PurpleThrobber said:
Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. THFNY said:That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?
On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.PurpleThrobber said:
How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.PurpleJ said:
At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.CuntWaffle said:Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.
The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.
Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker. -
Let's not forget the father of the Constitution getting a little brown sugar from Sally Hemmings.HFNY said:Haha you forgot about JFK telling a co-ed intern to blow one of friends / advisors as he sat on a pool's edge while JFK watched.
John Adams probably wasn't much fun though.PurpleThrobber said:
Except I'm old as fuck. I like my POTUS with a little spice to them. William Jefferson getting sucked off in the oval office, Andrew Jackson kicking ass on some Brits, Teddy Roosevelt canoeing the River of Doubt. Fuck yeah. THFNY said:That's the problem with today's America. You think Honest Abe Lincoln could light up a room and sell ice to eskimos?
On the other hand, Dubya and Barry had personality but they both sucked as Presidents.PurpleThrobber said:
How FS are Florida voters to elect both Rubio AND Jeb?!? Most banana slugs have more personality than those two.PurpleJ said:
At least puppy has charisma, but still. They are both closeted fags who hate winners.CuntWaffle said:Rubio sounds like Puppy does regarding Bammer.
The most exciting thing Rubio has probably ever done is jerk off with his non-dominant hand. With the light on.
Not even sure Jeb could find his pecker.
