PM to Dennis DeYoung

We've all been kicked in the Chin

Dardanus said:

PurpleBaze said:

Dardanus said:

why do you hate chincremental progress?

I'm impatient and chintolerant of excuses that are made in the name of chincremental progress.

just wait till I chinstall my new rotary blades

No love for your chin turret?

I hate to say it but Pete gonna Skeet. This is exactly the kind of recruit he wants. We may be the second beset team in the country, but not tomorrow night. I feel sick. I'm shaking and about to vomit.

1. Chincredible - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school games under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

2. Offensive Line - The average weight of 151lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the Bubble screen game. Chin, Chink, Chimamax, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Chinktwatski - New WR Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Chincox and Chinktwatski, we will see a much improved WR in 2019.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Chinkerson, Chin, Chinohills, Chinos McClatcher, Chin Mcdoom, Chinopoly etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.

I'm afraid to say it, I really am, but I think UW wins this this season rather easily, say 14-0....