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Stanley Daniels just knocked on my door at home -- he wanted to sell me new Century Link service

Thump
Thump Member Posts: 793

Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).

Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.

I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.

Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.

Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.

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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    His partner you say?

    ...and he's well spoken.

    That's super fabulous.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    @Mad_Son ... Fuck your 53 seconds.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    edited January 2016
    One of the things I love about this bored is that it is an echo chamber
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    Mad_Son said:

    One of the things I love about this bored is that it is an echo chamber

    Echo chamber or fucking revenge of the nerds? hee hee
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    He was just axin for some biz. Gotta get money in the pocket to hit on the white women.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    edited January 2016
    Thump said:


    Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).

    Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.

    I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.

    Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.

    Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.

    You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club

    Thump said:


    Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).

    Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.

    I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.

    Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.

    Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.

    You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!
    pot.kettle.black

    Oh, and... *you're
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,436 Founders Club
    Kudos.... That's a tough selling gig
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club

    Oh Baze I hate when you boogereaters say this but like whooooosh. Get head out your bungus . Im just proud to be a pot, and dont care if I call the kettle black, pink in your case, and dont care what I get called.

    You had me at bungus. hee hee
  • Thump
    Thump Member Posts: 793

    Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...

    image

    If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?
  • SpoonieLuv
    SpoonieLuv Member Posts: 5,463

    Thump said:


    Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).

    Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.

    I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.

    Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.

    Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.

    You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!
    *Your
  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840

    Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...

    image

    Are you suggesting Stanley was on the James Clifford Workout Plan while at the UW?
  • McRib
    McRib Member Posts: 227
    Glad to see our* players achieving such post season highs in life.
  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403

    Thump said:

    Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...

    image

    If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?
    They ask him how to launder money and he blackmails Peter into getting 40 subscriptions to Vibe.
    Don't forget pretending to be a crackhead.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club

    Thump said:

    Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...

    image

    If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?
    They ask him how to launder money and he blackmails Peter into getting 40 subscriptions to Vibe.
    Don't forget pretending to be a crackhead.
    Most definitely... This is one of my most favorite movies, ever. Top 5 for sure... I worked in a high tech office back then, so this movie really hit home.

    A co-worker and I even used the side door for our lunch breaks. My co-worker was paranoid about the front desk ladies keeping tabs on our comings & goings.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,030
    I like when old rich white guys use the word 'articulate'.

  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    McRib said:

    Glad to see our* players achieving such post season highs in life.

    Academis are important.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,258 Founders Club

    Thump said:

    Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...

    image

    If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?
    They ask him how to launder money and he blackmails Peter into getting 40 subscriptions to Vibe.
    Don't forget pretending to be a crackhead.
    Most definitely... This is one of my most favorite movies, ever. Top 5 for sure... I worked in a high tech office back then, so this movie really hit home.

    A co-worker and I even used the side door for our lunch breaks. My co-worker was paranoid about the front desk ladies keeping tabs on our comings & goings.
    Downvoted for a lack of pics of the front desk ladies.
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    edited January 2016

    Thump said:


    Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).

    Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.

    I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.

    Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.

    Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.

    You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!
    Yeah, Thump. Stop being a racist. You take that back and tell us that Stanley Daniels isn't articulate, and that you couldn't understand a word he was saying.
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Thump said:

    Thump said:


    Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).

    Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.

    I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.

    Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.

    Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.

    You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!
    It wasn't about his skin color. It was about UW's graduation rates. But jump to whatever ignorant conclusion you like.

    And no, I'm not renting. I've owned this house for nearly 20 years. Fuck off.
    But who gives a fuck if he was renting? Some people don't want to be tied down, some want to be able to move quickly, some aren't sure about the area, some are hesitant about the market, and some can't afford a $600k house. Who gives a fuck?
  • picalogestabo
    picalogestabo Member Posts: 651
    Stanley had to sue his own parent to go to Udub - mom wouldn't sign his LOI because she wanted him to go to Nebraska. And look at him now.... working with fiber optics.

    Wonder if his sales partner was Scott White?