Stanley Daniels just knocked on my door at home -- he wanted to sell me new Century Link service

Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).
Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.
I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.
Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.
Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.
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He's well-spoken you say?
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His partner you say?
...and he's well spoken.
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@Mad_Son ... Fuck your 53 seconds.
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One of the things I love about this bored is that it is an echo chamber
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Echo chamber or fucking revenge of the nerds? hee heeMad_Son said:One of the things I love about this bored is that it is an echo chamber
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He was just axin for some biz. Gotta get money in the pocket to hit on the white women.
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You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!Thump said:
Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).
Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.
I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.
Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.
Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night. -
pot.kettle.blackpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!Thump said:
Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).
Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.
I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.
Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.
Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.
Oh, and... *you're -
Kudos.... That's a tough selling gig
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Oh Baze I hate when you boogereaters say this but like whooooosh. Get head out your bungus . Im just proud to be a pot, and dont care if I call the kettle black, pink in your case, and dont care what I get called.
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You had me at bungus. hee heepuppylove_sugarsteel said:Oh Baze I hate when you boogereaters say this but like whooooosh. Get head out your bungus . Im just proud to be a pot, and dont care if I call the kettle black, pink in your case, and dont care what I get called.
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Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...
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It wasn't about his skin color. It was about UW's graduation rates. But jump to whatever ignorant conclusion you like.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!Thump said:
Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).
Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.
I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.
Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.
Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.
And no, I'm not renting. I've owned this house for nearly 20 years. Fuck off. -
If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?PurpleBaze said:Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...
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They ask him how to launder money and he blackmails Peter into getting 40 subscriptions to Vibe.Thump said:
If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?PurpleBaze said:Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...
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Typical racist move by puppy to call someone else a racist. He's really riled up tonight. Hand on hip, wagging his finger. U go gurlfren!
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*Yourpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!Thump said:
Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).
Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.
I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.
Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.
Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night. -
Are you suggesting Stanley was on the James Clifford Workout Plan while at the UW?PurpleBaze said:Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...
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Glad to see our* players achieving such post season highs in life.
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Don't forget pretending to be a crackhead.PurpleBaze said:
They ask him how to launder money and he blackmails Peter into getting 40 subscriptions to Vibe.Thump said:
If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?PurpleBaze said:Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...
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Most definitely... This is one of my most favorite movies, ever. Top 5 for sure... I worked in a high tech office back then, so this movie really hit home.section_332 said:
Don't forget pretending to be a crackhead.PurpleBaze said:
They ask him how to launder money and he blackmails Peter into getting 40 subscriptions to Vibe.Thump said:
If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?PurpleBaze said:Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...
A co-worker and I even used the side door for our lunch breaks. My co-worker was paranoid about the front desk ladies keeping tabs on our comings & goings. -
I like when old rich white guys use the word 'articulate'.
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Academis are important.McRib said:Glad to see our* players achieving such post season highs in life.
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Downvoted for a lack of pics of the front desk ladies.PurpleBaze said:
Most definitely... This is one of my most favorite movies, ever. Top 5 for sure... I worked in a high tech office back then, so this movie really hit home.section_332 said:
Don't forget pretending to be a crackhead.PurpleBaze said:
They ask him how to launder money and he blackmails Peter into getting 40 subscriptions to Vibe.Thump said:
If memory serves... is that the moment the guys ask him if he has cocaine and he blackmails them into buying 50 magazine subscriptions or he is going to turn them in after he learns of their plans to steal a tenth of a penny from every bank account?PurpleBaze said:Picture of Stanley at Thump's door...
A co-worker and I even used the side door for our lunch breaks. My co-worker was paranoid about the front desk ladies keeping tabs on our comings & goings. -
Yeah, Thump. Stop being a racist. You take that back and tell us that Stanley Daniels isn't articulate, and that you couldn't understand a word he was saying.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!Thump said:
Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).
Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.
I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.
Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.
Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night. -
Ryan Leaf knocked on my door. He was looking for prescription drugs
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RaceBannon said:
Ryan Leaf knocked down my door. He was looking for prescription drugs
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But who gives a fuck if he was renting? Some people don't want to be tied down, some want to be able to move quickly, some aren't sure about the area, some are hesitant about the market, and some can't afford a $600k house. Who gives a fuck?Thump said:
It wasn't about his skin color. It was about UW's graduation rates. But jump to whatever ignorant conclusion you like.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
You must be renting Thump? Make sure your landlord is ok with it and your mom sends the weekly check for groceries:) Oh and imagine that, a big black man is actually articulate? Your a racist dude!!!Thump said:
Two guys just came to my door and tried to sell me the new fiber Century Link service that they are putting in my neighborhood (Green Lake / Roosevelt). The deal looked okay, but I told him no thanks when he explained I'd only get that deal if I signed a 1 year contract (not a fan of contracts, and I'm probably moving in under a year).
Anyway, he was still nice about it as he put away his sales sheet, and we got to talking about business and cities with better weather, and one thing leads to another and he says he is Stanley Daniels. I said no shit, let me shake your hand. He liked that and introduced his partner, who was also a Dawg, but the name escapes me.
I told him I gave up my season tickets in Rick's last season, and have been waiting for a reason to buy them again. I asked him what they think of Coach Pete, they said they both think he is awesome, and expect good things.
Stanley was quite articulate and polite, so I can tell he at least got a good education at the UW, and elsewhere in life. I don't really follow the NFL much, so no idea what happened with him there. But was nice seeing a friendly Dawg.
Yep, that is my "cool story bro" for the night.
And no, I'm not renting. I've owned this house for nearly 20 years. Fuck off. -
Stanley had to sue his own parent to go to Udub - mom wouldn't sign his LOI because she wanted him to go to Nebraska. And look at him now.... working with fiber optics.
Wonder if his sales partner was Scott White?