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CFetters_Nacho_Lover · December 2015

Just a couple things I'm hearing.

Sark might be filing a lawsuit against USC and Luke Falk might have to retire due to concussion issues.

Finally, do not try using HOT nacho cheese sauce as lube when rubbing one out. The shit burns.

PurpleBaze · December 2015

Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · December 2015

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?

No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

PurpleBaze · December 2015

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?
No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

Gives a whole new meaning to dick cheese.

MisterEm · December 2015

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?
No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

I am teary eyed, frantic and hyperventilating.

TurdBomber · December 2015

I wouldn't doubt it. His last two concussions occurred when his helmeted head hit the field on a sack, and the landing was pretty mild. Methinks the Falkster has an eggshell skull. Too bad all the bone went into his throwing arm, and the meat went into his head. Goe Cuogs

dongman · December 2015

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?
No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

Brb, JO. With pastrami.

PurpleReign · December 2015

Fuck a warm melon

Sarksbrownbaglunch · December 2015

Source of the Falk rumor is Kim Grinolds. "Stay tuned" he says...fuck that guy doesn't know shit and is making things up.

TurdBomber · December 2015

Am I the only one who thinks Falk gets concussed way too easily? That young man has a Faberge head. If he doesn't retire, he'll be living "Dude, where's my car?" with Jim McMahon pretty soon.