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CFetters_Nacho_Lover · 2015 08

Just a couple things I'm hearing.

Sark might be filing a lawsuit against USC and Luke Falk might have to retire due to concussion issues.

Finally, do not try using HOT nacho cheese sauce as lube when rubbing one out. The shit burns.

PurpleBaze · 2015 08

Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · 2015 08

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?

No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

PurpleBaze · 2015 08

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?
No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

Gives a whole new meaning to dick cheese.

MisterEm · 2015 08

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?
No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

I am teary eyed, frantic and hyperventilating.

TurdBomber · 2015 08

I wouldn't doubt it. His last two concussions occurred when his helmeted head hit the field on a sack, and the landing was pretty mild. Methinks the Falkster has an eggshell skull. Too bad all the bone went into his throwing arm, and the meat went into his head. Goe Cuogs

dongman · 2015 08

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleBaze said:
Can you even reach your cockus to rub one out?
No, I just drizzled the nacho cheese onto the bed and rubbed around in it.

Brb, JO. With pastrami.

PurpleReign · 2015 08

Fuck a warm melon

Sarksbrownbaglunch · 2015 08

Source of the Falk rumor is Kim Grinolds. "Stay tuned" he says...fuck that guy doesn't know shit and is making things up.

TurdBomber · 2015 08

Am I the only one who thinks Falk gets concussed way too easily? That young man has a Faberge head. If he doesn't retire, he'll be living "Dude, where's my car?" with Jim McMahon pretty soon.