Generation Cry Baby: Why Millennials Are a Fucking Joke

d2d · December 2015

I came across this article today. I highly Recommend it to all Hipster Douche Bags...

BY RACHEL MILLENNIAL

We’re raising a generation of pussies. There. I said it.

Millennials: your parents won’t say it, and your peers won’t say it because it seems every little thing is sending you all to a therapist because you’re just sooooooo victimized, but

Get. The. FUCK. Over. Yourself.

And this isn’t just some backless rant. Oh no, it’s backed by psychology and science. Psychology Today has gathered information from colleges saying that teachers are essentially giving up and grading easier because they are AFRAID OF STUDENTS’ EMOTIONAL REACTIONS ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

TEACHERS ARE AFRAID TO DO THEIR FREAKING JOBS BECAUSE YOU’RE SO DAMN DELICATE?!

Newsflash: Not every single criticism is an attack on your character. Sometimes, you just suck. And people tell you SO THAT YOU CAN IMPROVE. NOT SO YOU CAN GO HOME SOBBING ABOUT HOW THE WORLD IS UNFAIR AND YOU’RE SUCH A VICTIM AND YOU’RE SO DEPRESSED NOW.

Now, I get college is stressful. I get life is stressful. And yes, words can hurt. But we have gotten to a point as a generation where people can’t even make a joke without someone going all #ThisIsACauseNow.

Please, shut up.

Most likely, you are not a victim. Everyone’s been bullied at some point. Everyone’s gotten a bad grade at some point. Everyone’s been sh*t on and hurt and imperfect AT SOME POINT.

https://theoxytocinchronicle.wordpress.com/2015/12/02/generation-cry-baby-why-millennials-are-a-fking-joke/

Muttzen · December 2015

Fire_Marshall_Bill · December 2015

Uh oh. I kind of agree with D2D here.

d2d · December 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk

allpurpleallgold · December 2015

Using "pussies" as an insult is misogynistic.

PurpleJ · December 2015

But who will cry about the crybabies? Also, what's with the labels man?

PurpleThrobber · December 2015

allpurpleallgold said:
Using "pussies" as an insult is misogynistic.

Hate fuck hater

GrundleStiltzkin · December 2015

allpurpleallgold said:
Using "pussies" as an insult is misogynistic.

You're just being hysterical.

ThomasFremont · December 2015

HFNY · December 2015

There are a lot of delicate millennials out there, to the detriment of the country. I hope they get tuff or at least don't pass it on to their kids.

ThomasFremont · December 2015

HFNY said:
There are a lot of delicate millennials out there, to the detriment of the country. I hope they get tuff or at least don't pass it on to their kids.

Blah blah blah.

60 years ago rock n roll was the devil and society was doomed...or not.

CHRIST.

Hippopeteamus · December 2015

ThomasFremont said:

HFNY said:
There are a lot of delicate millennials out there, to the detriment of the country. I hope they get tuff or at least don't pass it on to their kids.
Blah blah blah.

60 years ago rock n roll was the devil and society was doomed...or not.

CHRIST.

Yeah, and look at the result!

Southerndawg · December 2015

ThomasFremont said:

HFNY said:
There are a lot of delicate millennials out there, to the detriment of the country. I hope they get tuff or at least don't pass it on to their kids.
Blah blah blah.

60 years ago rock n roll was the devil and society was doomed...or not.

CHRIST.

Completely different issues. The "concern" with rock and roll was over the potential for moral decay. The millennial issue has to do with a generation of self entitled pussies.

Moral decay can be kind of fun as long as you eventually grow out of it, but self entitled pussies will be the end of us. Their lust for other peoples money, fear of competition, disdain for self reliance, belief in participation trophies, and use of political correctness to bully the masses will not end well. Their fight or flight instincts lack all fight, they will cave and crater as soon as they run out of OPM and the going really does get tough. We're so fucked.

PurpleJ · December 2015

I always found it a bit ironic that the Baby Boomers of all people would talk so much shit about the millennials. A generation that grew up with the spoils of WW2 and did nothing but complain and squander their inheritance for their entire lives. Voted in self interest for big government debt and handouts before we were even alive, tanked the economy because everyone was entitled to a house, and generally brought the moral fabric of the nation to shambles. Raised the millennials to be just like them and then blamed them for it. Fuck off and quit buying into the media image of the kids. The real millennials will show their colors over the next few decades and we will celebrate your deaths as we pull the plug on your life support.

Oh, and you lost a war. Fucking losers.

UWhuskytskeet · December 2015

I like to rack up $17T in debt, drastically reduce funding for higher education after I got my share, collapse the world economy, then complain about the generation that is forced to clean up my mess.

Millennials are social pussies, but baby boomers raised them and are leaving them with copious amounts of debt.

dnc · December 2015

Millenials suck ass thanks to the baby boomers who raised them.

Both generations should DIAFF.

#GenX4Lyf

HuskyInAZ · December 2015

Blaming my parents for being a pussy. That's what I like to do.

sarktastic · December 2015

dnc said:
Millenials suck ass thanks to the baby boomers who raised them.

Both generations should DIAFF.

#GenX4Lyf

they just may, if today's headlines have merit.

dnc · December 2015

HuskyInAZ said:
Blaming my parents for being a pussy. That's what I like to do.

Baby boomers raised and enable the pussies.

Simple fact.

PurpleThrobber · December 2015

PurpleJ said:
I always found it a bit ironic that the Baby Boomers of all people would talk so much shit about the millennials. A generation that grew up with the spoils of WW2 and did nothing but complain and squander their inheritance for their entire lives. Voted in self interest for big government debt and handouts before we were even alive, tanked the economy because everyone was entitled to a house, and generally brought the moral fabric of the nation to shambles. Raised the millennials to be just like them and then blamed them for it. Fuck off and quit buying into the media image of the kids. The real millennials will show their colors over the next few decades and we will celebrate your deaths as we pull the plug on your life support.

Oh, and you lost a war. Fucking losers.

Quite stealing my plagiarism, fucko.

Blackie · December 2015

dnc said:

HuskyInAZ said:
Blaming my parents for being a pussy. That's what I like to do.
Baby boomers raised and enable the pussies.

Simple fact.

+1,YK

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