The Holy Script
Tom Rinaldi begins furiously jacking off to possible episodes of Rinaldis emo redemption show. Sark is hired, goes 7-5 with 10-2 talent, and jumps ship to South Carolina. He dies in an avalanche of speedballs and god's finest pussy. The script.
This is his girlfriend by the way:
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I like this script. It would also be really funny if Sark actually became a changed man and got hired as Kiffin's replacement at Bama when he bolts.
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Sark's girlfriend? or Rinaldi's?dongman said:Sark goes sober and finds Joseph Smith. BYU looking for a coach that would prefer to live where you can't have vices, decides to interview Sark fresh out of the program. They ask Haden and Woody for deep character vetting. Get glowing reviews.
Tom Rinaldi begins furiously jacking off to possible episodes of Rinaldis emo redemption show. Sark is hired, goes 7-5 with 10-2 talent, and jumps ship to South Carolina. He dies in an avalanche of speedballs and god's finest pussy. The script.
This is his girlfriend by the way:
Wood hit. No racist crap style. -
Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.
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Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?dongman said:Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.
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@2001400ex true?!?!dongman said: -
He must be into taint-lickin'
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Yeah, my fucking computer fucked me over.
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He must be into taint-lickin'
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Wood nail.dongman said: -
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I dated a cross country chick at UCSB...That whole sport is full of some weird fuckers, very cultish and don't know how to party. I'd be shitfaced from the night before and she would be trying to get me to go on a 5am run. It wasn't meant to be. Cool Story.PurpleThrobber said: -
Runners are crazy assholes... annoying as hell.Doogles said:
I dated a cross country chick at UCSB...That whole sport is full of some weird fuckers, very cultish and don't know how to party. I'd be shitfaced from the night before and she would be trying to get me to go on a 5am run. It wasn't meant to be. Cool Story.PurpleThrobber said: -
Runners are definitely assholes, but at least they don't take up an entire lane of traffic as the bicyclists crawl along at 6.9MPH.PurpleBaze said:
Runners are crazy assholes... annoying as hell.Doogles said:
I dated a cross country chick at UCSB...That whole sport is full of some weird fuckers, very cultish and don't know how to party. I'd be shitfaced from the night before and she would be trying to get me to go on a 5am run. It wasn't meant to be. Cool Story.PurpleThrobber said: -
@PurpleJ told me that $42k a year for 70 hours a week is true wealth.Swaye said: -
So much unexpected free pub up in here
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Chip Kelly fucked Sark's wife in front of him and he doesn't even like women.
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PurpleJ said:
Chip Kelly fucked Sark in front of his husband and he doesn't like women.
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am i the only one who doesn't find sark's woman attractive at all?
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Just put her on a flat bed then.Gladstone said:am i the only one who doesn't find sark's woman attractive at all?
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I said no racist crap.Gladstone said:am i the only one who doesn't find sark's woman attractive at all?
