The Holy Script

dongman

Sark goes sober and finds Joseph Smith. BYU looking for a coach that would prefer to live where you can't have vices, decides to interview Sark fresh out of the program. They ask Haden and Woody for deep character vetting. Get glowing reviews.

Tom Rinaldi begins furiously jacking off to possible episodes of Rinaldis emo redemption show. Sark is hired, goes 7-5 with 10-2 talent, and jumps ship to South Carolina. He dies in an avalanche of speedballs and god's finest pussy. The script.

This is his girlfriend by the way:

PurpleJ

I like this script. It would also be really funny if Sark actually became a changed man and got hired as Kiffin's replacement at Bama when he bolts.

PurpleThrobber

dongman said:

Sark goes sober and finds Joseph Smith. BYU looking for a coach that would prefer to live where you can't have vices, decides to interview Sark fresh out of the program. They ask Haden and Woody for deep character vetting. Get glowing reviews.

Tom Rinaldi begins furiously jacking off to possible episodes of Rinaldis emo redemption show. Sark is hired, goes 7-5 with 10-2 talent, and jumps ship to South Carolina. He dies in an avalanche of speedballs and god's finest pussy. The script.

This is his girlfriend by the way:

Sark's girlfriend? or Rinaldi's?

Wood hit. No racist crap style.

dongman

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Swaye

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

Dennis_DeYoung

Swaye said:

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

Doogles

Swaye said:

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

It's not the inches of thunder that matter, but the gallons of patron.

dongman

Swaye said:

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

I'm guessing she wouldn't be banging him If he was raking in 42k and drove a honda civic.

Swaye

dongman said:

Swaye said:

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

I'm guessing she wouldn't be banging him If he was raking in 42k and drove a honda civic.

@2001400ex true?!?!

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

He must be into taint-lickin'!

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

He must be into taint-lickin'!

bananasnblondes

He must be into taint-lickin'

PurpleBaze

Yeah, my fucking computer fucked me over.

NeGgaPlEaSe

Swaye said:

dongman said:

Sark's. Her name is Loreal. Track coach for the Trooj.

Hot does that sloppy fuck get decent chicks?

Google Cuckhold... someone hits that shit correctly

BennyBeaver

He must be into taint-lickin'

BennyBeaver

dongman said:

Wood nail.

PurpleThrobber

TheGlove said:

dongman said:

Wood nail.

Was in Seatac a few weeks back and the SC track/cross country team was laying over.

My erection lasted more than four hours.

dongman

PurpleThrobber said:

TheGlove said:

dongman said:

Wood nail.

Was in Seatac a few weeks back and the SC track/cross country team was laying over.

My erection lasted more than four hours.

Should have went to the bathroom real quick.

Doogles

PurpleThrobber said:

TheGlove said:

dongman said:

Wood nail.

Was in Seatac a few weeks back and the SC track/cross country team was laying over.

My erection lasted more than four hours.

I dated a cross country chick at UCSB...That whole sport is full of some weird fuckers, very cultish and don't know how to party. I'd be shitfaced from the night before and she would be trying to get me to go on a 5am run. It wasn't meant to be. Cool Story.

PurpleBaze

Doogles said:

PurpleThrobber said:

TheGlove said:

dongman said:

Wood nail.

Was in Seatac a few weeks back and the SC track/cross country team was laying over.

My erection lasted more than four hours.

I dated a cross country chick at UCSB...That whole sport is full of some weird fuckers, very cultish and don't know how to party. I'd be shitfaced from the night before and she would be trying to get me to go on a 5am run. It wasn't meant to be. Cool Story.

Runners are crazy assholes... annoying as hell.

Del_Griffith

Runners are definitely assholes, but at least they don't take up an entire lane of traffic as the bicyclists crawl along at 6.9MPH.

PurpleBaze said:

Doogles said:

PurpleThrobber said:

TheGlove said:

dongman said:

Wood nail.

Was in Seatac a few weeks back and the SC track/cross country team was laying over.

My erection lasted more than four hours.

I dated a cross country chick at UCSB...That whole sport is full of some weird fuckers, very cultish and don't know how to party. I'd be shitfaced from the night before and she would be trying to get me to go on a 5am run. It wasn't meant to be. Cool Story.

Runners are crazy assholes... annoying as hell.