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5 reasons why Duke will beat Washington in the independence bowl


Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    BlueDevil said:


    Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

    Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

    1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

    2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

    3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

    4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

    5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

    6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

    Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.

    LEAVE!!
  • Passion
    Passion Member Posts: 4,622
    You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.
  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    edited November 2015

    We should play a game, "Guess the Idiot Poster", for who created this new troll account.

    Winner gets a free- Hardcore Husky t-shirt at the Tiki get together.

    The Walmart Independence Day bowl is between the ACC-SEC. So my guess is again, J?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Passion said:

    You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.

    Duke Lacrosse >>>>>>> People who don't get the internet.
  • BlueDevil
    BlueDevil Member Posts: 9
    Tequilla said:

    Flagged for 6 reasons

    I threw in an extra, as a 20% bonus.

    You're welcome.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    BlueDevil said:

    Tequilla said:

    Flagged for 6 reasons

    I threw in an extra, as a 20% bonus.

    You're welcome.
    And any 5 reasons that is Duke vs UW based is way off the mark without an "our Coach K is better than yours"
  • BlueDevil
    BlueDevil Member Posts: 9

    We should play a game, "Guess the Idiot Poster", for who created this new troll account.

    Winner gets a free- Hardcore Husky t-shirt at the Tiki get together.

    The Walmart Independence Day bowl is between the ACC-SEC. So my guess is again, J?
    They are projecting an at large bid to you guys since the SEC might not have enough teams to fill all their tie ins this year.
  • claycha
    claycha Member Posts: 662
    BlueDevil said:


    Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

    Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

    1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

    2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

    3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

    4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

    5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

    6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

    Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.

    Hi Sven!
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,346 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Passion said:

    You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.

    Duke Lacrosse >>>>>>> People who don't get the internet.
    Humor-wise, Passion is usually a half-step behind the pace. That's okay.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    If you want to see what UW football would have become without Pat Haden just look at HecEd
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    BlueDevil said:


    Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

    Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

    1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

    2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

    3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

    4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

    5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

    6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

    Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.

    Listen buttsniffee, this tesm would be a lot better if daniels and dwash would be moved to DE and olb respectively. Neither are a WR, do you get that? Do you understand? Daniels cant get open vs linebackers you fucking tard, whoever you are who posted this (Idont want to waste my time scrolling back up to see your handle.)
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Just shush your hole. Why u so full of hate?
  • BlueDevil
    BlueDevil Member Posts: 9

    Passion said:

    dnc said:

    Passion said:

    You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.

    Duke Lacrosse >>>>>>> People who don't get the internet.
    Humor-wise, Passion is usually a half-step behind the pace. That's okay.
    Note to self: Elevate learning HH inside jokes on priority list.
    @Passion could be an amazing poaster (he's always been one of the best), but yeah, a little more attention is needed.

    All you have to do is completely forsake your life, stay on this bored constantly and as the lingo updates by the minute: profit.

    I've enjoyed my time here. I'm an oldskool dm guy from before @Passion's time.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW8TlrYhBxk
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    It wasn't me. I would never post on such a generic, unoriginal user name.
  • kh83
    kh83 Member Posts: 596
    This smells like Such Fag, J material
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Fucking @PurpleBaze stick with one fucking avatar. You make my life confusing.

    I change my avatar to confuse @Swaye. Causing others confusion is definitely a bonus.
    @PurpleBaze hits the bull.
  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    Might as well not play the game
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098

    Fucking @PurpleBaze stick with one fucking avatar. You make my life confusing.

    I change my avatar to confuse @Swaye. Causing others confusion is definitely a bonus.
    I prefer to confuse @Swaye by giving him blankets and firewater but to each his own.