5 reasons why Duke will beat Washington in the independence bowl

BlueDevil

Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.

Dawgtona

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PurpleBaze

BlueDevil said:

Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.

LEAVE!!

section_332

J?

Passion

You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.

Tequilla

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DerekJohnson

We should play a game, "Guess the Idiot Poster", for who created this new troll account.

Winner gets a free- Hardcore Husky t-shirt at the Tiki get together.

section_332

DerekJohnson said:

We should play a game, "Guess the Idiot Poster", for who created this new troll account.

Winner gets a free- Hardcore Husky t-shirt at the Tiki get together.

The Walmart Independence Day bowl is between the ACC-SEC. So my guess is again, J?

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

We should play a game, "Guess the Idiot Poster", for who created this new troll account.

Winner gets a free- Hardcore Husky t-shirt at the Tiki get together.

It's a really poor 5 reasons so the usual suspects (SFJ, PGOS, Damone) are off the hook. My guess is Spooge's latest incarnation.

dnc

Passion said:

You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.

Duke Lacrosse >>>>>>> People who don't get the internet.

BlueDevil

Tequilla said:

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I threw in an extra, as a 20% bonus.

You're welcome.

BlueDevil

DerekJohnson said:

We should play a game, "Guess the Idiot Poster", for who created this new troll account.

Winner gets a free- Hardcore Husky t-shirt at the Tiki get together.

Are these t-shirts 100% cotton? What's the thread count?

I'm not putting in any effort to win a contest that gives away a polyester shirt.

Tequilla

BlueDevil said:

Tequilla said:

Flagged for 6 reasons

I threw in an extra, as a 20% bonus.

You're welcome.

And any 5 reasons that is Duke vs UW based is way off the mark without an "our Coach K is better than yours"

BlueDevil

section_332 said:

DerekJohnson said:

We should play a game, "Guess the Idiot Poster", for who created this new troll account.

Winner gets a free- Hardcore Husky t-shirt at the Tiki get together.

The Walmart Independence Day bowl is between the ACC-SEC. So my guess is again, J?

They are projecting an at large bid to you guys since the SEC might not have enough teams to fill all their tie ins this year.

claycha

BlueDevil said:

Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.

Hi Sven!

DerekJohnson

dnc said:

Passion said:

You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.

Duke Lacrosse >>>>>>> People who don't get the internet.

Humor-wise, Passion is usually a half-step behind the pace. That's okay.

topdawgnc

Romar shit his pants at the mention of the word Duke.

LoneStarDawg

If you want to see what UW football would have become without Pat Haden just look at HecEd

GrundleStiltzkin

BlueDevil said:

Hi husky fans. Now that it looks like we will face off on a bowl game, I thought I'd come by and tell you why you are in for a tough game against our very underrated team.

Here are 5 reasons why I think we will dominate the game:

1. Thomas Sirk. He is our dual threat QB and our team's leading passer and rusher. He will be the best athlete on the field for this game for both teams. You've seen nobody like this guy.

2. Our offensive line averages over 300 pounds per player. These guys are a dominate machine and can pass protect like nobody else.

3. Similar foes. We haven't played any similar foes, but we did play Northwestern very tough. Probably tougher than did Stanford, who beat you guys.

4. We dominated Georgia Tech, so we have proven that we can beat a team like yours that mostly runs the triple option.

5. Weather and altitude. We are used to playing on the east coast in the mid atlantic sub tropic climate that we get in places like North Carolina and Louisiana. A team like yours, that plays most of its games at a small field in the Palouse, will be overwhelmed by the crowd noise and humidity that we get here in the east in December.

6. Coaching. Our HC, Cutlife, comes from a strong coaching heritage, with coaching stints at schools like Tennessee, Ole Miss,and Notre Dame. Now in his 8th year at Duke, he has the coaching experience from vaunted programs, instead of your coach -- whose only prior experience is coaching at Idaho State.

Either way, here is to a good game. Hope some of you can make it.

Listen buttsniffee, this tesm would be a lot better if daniels and dwash would be moved to DE and olb respectively. Neither are a WR, do you get that? Do you understand? Daniels cant get open vs linebackers you fucking tard, whoever you are who posted this (Idont want to waste my time scrolling back up to see your handle.)

Fire_Marshall_Bill

J

Passion

DerekJohnson said:

dnc said:

Passion said:

You call that trash talking? Go rape a stripper with the rest of your self-entitled blue-blood lacrosse teammates.

Duke Lacrosse >>>>>>> People who don't get the internet.

Humor-wise, Passion is usually a half-step behind the pace. That's okay.

Note to self: Elevate learning HH inside jokes on priority list.