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PurpleBaze
PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
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I drink it. I enjoy it. But then, it leads to getting pissed off about Petersen, Smiff, and the pile of shit that has been Husky "football" for who knows how long. I watch games and they shit themselves. The one game I don't watch (Arizona), they win big.

I don't know why I do this to myself. I realized long ago that I lead a miserable and pathetic life. I'll watch the remaining 3 games only to spiral into further depression.

I really want to kick Petersen & Smiff in what's left of their balls. I wouldn't be surprised if their scrotes are shriveled up like dried apricots. It would be more like a cunt kick.

I'd like to say I'm out, but I'm not. I'm going to torture myself by watching whatever shit product they put on the field.

Definitely need a walk on the beach with a hooker to gain some perspective.
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  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    The pain will be over soon enough....
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    section_332 said:

    The pain will be over soon enough....

    After I jump off the Aurora Bridge.
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  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    I assumed that was a given
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,217
    Thanks Sark
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    WeAreAFatLesboSchool said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    I drink it. I enjoy it. But then, it leads to getting pissed off about Petersen, Smiff, and the pile of shit that has been Husky "football" for who knows how long. I watch games and they shit themselves. The one game I don't watch (Arizona), they win big.

    I don't know why I do this to myself. I realized long ago that I lead a miserable and pathetic life. I'll watch the remaining 3 games only to spiral into further depression.

    I really want to kick Petersen & Smiff in what's left of their balls. I wouldn't be surprised if their scrotes are shriveled up like dried apricots. It would be more like a cunt kick.

    I'd like to say I'm out, but I'm not. I'm going to torture myself by watching whatever shit product they put on the field.

    Definitely need a walk on the beach with a hooker to gain some perspective.

    You should kill yourself.
    I really should.
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Consuming more than expected.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    MisterEm said:

    Consuming more than expected.

    I hate alcohol poisoning. I'd rather die a quick death than go through that again.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    I need to lay low for awhile. I don't remember half the shit I was posting this weekend. This program is killing me.

    Amen, brutha!
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    I can't drink like I did in my 20s but this program has me stocking up on booze on Saturday unless they're playing San Jose State. THese idiots still card me sometimes too.

    I can't not be a Husky though. I'll just curse everything and fight with Doogs on the internet and through texts.

    I'll always be a Husky, but my support for the team is pretty much non-existent outside of watching games on TV and bitching about the weekly garbage on this bored.

    I don't buy UW merchandise. I don't attend games. I don't donate money to the AD. Fuck these assholes. Fucking win or you won't see a red cent (aka copper penny) from me.

    Absolutely sick and tired of the insanity displayed by the head coach and the "offensive coordinator". How much time are they going to spend tying to pound a square peg into a round hole. Why haven't their figured shit out 9 games into the season?

    I'm really hoping for #stadiumdefault at this point. Maybe they'll just pull the plug on this whole "football" experiment and put us out of our misery.
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    hardhat said:

    After a loss, it's cool as shit to walk down the burke trail in the dark drinking your beer and hurling the empties at the bike nazis who expect you to move out of the way for them. If the Dawgs lose the apple cup I will tackle a cyclist if they ring their bell or shout " ON YOUR LEFT"

    Pics or GTFO.
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  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
    PurpleBaze said:

    I was thinking: If HHBs can bake a yummy cake for Mora, they can certainly leaving flaming bags of shit on Petersen & Smith's front porches. Just an idea... I think it sounds like a fun project.

    It can be arranged
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  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379
    PurpleBaze said:

    I drink it. I enjoy it. But then, it leads to getting pissed off about Petersen, Smiff, and the pile of shit that has been Husky "football" for who knows how long. I watch games and they shit themselves. The one game I don't watch (Arizona), they win big.

    I don't know why I do this to myself. I realized long ago that I lead a miserable and pathetic life. I'll watch the remaining 3 games only to spiral into further depression.

    I really want to kick Petersen & Smiff in what's left of their balls. I wouldn't be surprised if their scrotes are shriveled up like dried apricots. It would be more like a cunt kick.

    I'd like to say I'm out, but I'm not. I'm going to torture myself by watching whatever shit product they put on the field.

    Definitely need a walk on the beach with a hooker to gain some perspective.

    cunt punt, judges were looking for "cunt punt."
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,132 Standard Supporter
    PurpleBaze said:

    section_332 said:

    The pain will be over soon enough....

    After I jump off the Aurora Bridge.
    Of the U-District Auroras?
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    Anyone know where I can score everclear? scope and occasional rubbing alcohol shots hurt my tummy
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    hardhat said:

    After a loss, it's cool as shit to walk down the burke trail in the dark drinking your beer and hurling the empties at the bike nazis who expect you to move out of the way for them. If the Dawgs lose the apple cup I will tackle a cyclist if they ring their bell or shout " ON YOUR LEFT"

    ON YOUR LEFT! Tuff guy.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Upvoted for paying a hooker to walk on the beach with you. Would have been an awesome if you said "kidnap a tard for a walk on the beach," cause that would have been free.
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  • hardhat
    hardhat Member Posts: 8,344
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    TheGlove said:

    hardhat said:

    After a loss, it's cool as shit to walk down the burke trail in the dark drinking your beer and hurling the empties at the bike nazis who expect you to move out of the way for them. If the Dawgs lose the apple cup I will tackle a cyclist if they ring their bell or shout " ON YOUR LEFT"

    ON YOUR LEFT! Tuff guy.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,138 Founders Club
    Last call



    For alcohol
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