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PurpleBaze
PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,545 Founders Club
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I drink it. I enjoy it. But then, it leads to getting pissed off about Petersen, Smiff, and the pile of shit that has been Husky "football" for who knows how long. I watch games and they shit themselves. The one game I don't watch (Arizona), they win big.

I don't know why I do this to myself. I realized long ago that I lead a miserable and pathetic life. I'll watch the remaining 3 games only to spiral into further depression.

I really want to kick Petersen & Smiff in what's left of their balls. I wouldn't be surprised if their scrotes are shriveled up like dried apricots. It would be more like a cunt kick.

I'd like to say I'm out, but I'm not. I'm going to torture myself by watching whatever shit product they put on the field.

Definitely need a walk on the beach with a hooker to gain some perspective.
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  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    The pain will be over soon enough....
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,545 Founders Club
    section_332 said:

    The pain will be over soon enough....

    After I jump off the Aurora Bridge.
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  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    I assumed that was a given
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,691
    Thanks Sark
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,545 Founders Club
    WeAreAFatLesboSchool said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    I drink it. I enjoy it. But then, it leads to getting pissed off about Petersen, Smiff, and the pile of shit that has been Husky "football" for who knows how long. I watch games and they shit themselves. The one game I don't watch (Arizona), they win big.

    I don't know why I do this to myself. I realized long ago that I lead a miserable and pathetic life. I'll watch the remaining 3 games only to spiral into further depression.

    I really want to kick Petersen & Smiff in what's left of their balls. I wouldn't be surprised if their scrotes are shriveled up like dried apricots. It would be more like a cunt kick.

    I'd like to say I'm out, but I'm not. I'm going to torture myself by watching whatever shit product they put on the field.

    Definitely need a walk on the beach with a hooker to gain some perspective.

    You should kill yourself.
    I really should.
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Consuming more than expected.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,545 Founders Club
    MisterEm said:

    Consuming more than expected.

    I hate alcohol poisoning. I'd rather die a quick death than go through that again.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,545 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    I need to lay low for awhile. I don't remember half the shit I was posting this weekend. This program is killing me.

    Amen, brutha!
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