Salt in the wound

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Doogles said:
This program loves to face plant before real progress is made. Now we pitter patter through the schedule and end up fighting hunger against the mountain west in mid December. The narrative is we're young with a bright future.
L, R, R.

Real progress hasn't been made in this program since 2000, but still.

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Tequilla said:
Oregon's first score came from 2 broken plays ...

As the game played out, the vast majority of Oregon's success came from broken plays ...

I expect that the coaching staff had confidence in the defense to hold/maintain Oregon's offense, including their running game (which the numbers supported at the end of the game).

For our offense, points are at a premium. Forcing them to play catchup early doesn't help at all.

Punting was the correct call.

When points are at a premium, you take every last fucking chance you have to score them.

Hope this helps, dumbfuck.

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

doogsinparadise said:

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Tequilla said:

doogville said:

Tequilla said:
Oregon's first score came from 2 broken plays ...

As the game played out, the vast majority of Oregon's success came from broken plays ...

I expect that the coaching staff had confidence in the defense to hold/maintain Oregon's offense, including their running game (which the numbers supported at the end of the game).

For our offense, points are at a premium. Forcing them to play catchup early doesn't help at all.

Punting was the correct call.
Holy shit. It actually was definitively not the right call. Because they punted (0 pts for us (Us?)), and Oregon scored (7 pts, if you are keeping track).

This is not a theoretical exercise. They actually punted and it was the wrong fucking call!

Are we done now or do you want to keep going?

Because I could also address how, if your defense is your strength, THAT IS ALL THE MORE REASON TO TAKE HIGH PERCENTAGE OPPORTUNITIES TO HELP OUT YOUR OFFENSE AND SCORE CRITICALLY IMPORTANT POINTS.
This is a great post if you were factually correct ... but you aren't.

We had 4th and 1 on the 39 ... we punted to the 10.

On the next drive, defense held Oregon to a 3 and out until Psalm Wooching went offsides on a 4th and 4 to give Oregon a 1st down. Oregon got a nice run from Freeman on the next 2 plays to give Oregon a 1st down before that drive sputtered and they punted it back to us with a 50 yard punt that went out of bounds at our 5.

Get the punt where you should have had it (from the Oregon 15), and even with a 40 yard net kick we get the ball back at the 45 yard line.

First play of the next drive was a 34 yard run by Gaskin. That would have immediately put us in FG range.
Shoulda, woulda, coulda. When did you turn into such a Doog?

He's been a Doog forever.

FreeChavez · October 2015

UW is a middling team in a shitty, parity driven pac-12. A win against USC is lovely, however it's worthless when you back it up with the shit sandwich we saw Saturday. Nobody assumed UW was winning 10 games this year, so what is the point of not taking chances on the season? CP isn't getting fired for going for it this season and considering our offense isn't exactly explosive taking a few chances is the only way we score.

First and foremost you said that the only way oregon really scored were blown plays. Coaches don't count on blown plays, thus he should have assumed his defense should be able to hold oregon even if we were to be stopped from 60 yards away. If we can't than we weren't winning the game anyway.

UW hasn't won vs oregon in a decade. The sad part is that CP has had two more wins against Oregon with another team than UW has in the last 11 years. CP built a reputation for his creativity and balls, yet most of his tenure at UW has been basic vanilla offense with no creativity, TE use, or downfield plays with the constant drum beat of Youth as to why we aren't expanding the playbook. I know everyone says that you become a conservative as you age, but i was hoping for just politics, not football. What do you lose by going for it early in the game? The defense is the best thing we have, it certainly isn't our shitty WR's who can't catch passes the 1 out of 8 times browning actually throws it on target.

UW is going to hope for a bowl bid, but even that is marginal hope at best. Why the fuck should we care if we lose 45-7 or not? We need creativity to try new things not the same boring shit that makes nobody want to watch the game. We've seen that for some time. Guess who pushed the field with a walk on qb and beat oregon? FUCKING WSU. We were more scared than the fucking cougs. I'm so tired of watching this team be vanilla. We see the exact same formation, the exact same fucking snap count, the same vaginal calls on plays for fear of a turn over. Christ who cares? Now that we're a ways into the season, I have seen hundreds of football games and we're the only team in the nation who regularly relies on a stupid clap for snapping the ball. The worst part is that it still continues to be a 2 count on 90% of our plays. Is our QB so lacking in sack that he can scream a call at home? Even better all the defense can gauge when a play will be run.

I have always looked at this season as a way to build for the future. I'm assuming CP did too with his anointing browning at QB. Why are we trying to run games as if we're Alabama? Take some chances, run some plays and create some options that players can call on in the next couple years.

Blayen · October 2015

Tequilla said:

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doogville said:

Tequilla said:
Oregon's first score came from 2 broken plays ...

As the game played out, the vast majority of Oregon's success came from broken plays ...

I expect that the coaching staff had confidence in the defense to hold/maintain Oregon's offense, including their running game (which the numbers supported at the end of the game).

For our offense, points are at a premium. Forcing them to play catchup early doesn't help at all.

Punting was the correct call.
Holy shit. It actually was definitively not the right call. Because they punted (0 pts for us (Us?)), and Oregon scored (7 pts, if you are keeping track).

This is not a theoretical exercise. They actually punted and it was the wrong fucking call!

Are we done now or do you want to keep going?

Because I could also address how, if your defense is your strength, THAT IS ALL THE MORE REASON TO TAKE HIGH PERCENTAGE OPPORTUNITIES TO HELP OUT YOUR OFFENSE AND SCORE CRITICALLY IMPORTANT POINTS.
This is a great post if you were factually correct ... but you aren't.

We had 4th and 1 on the 39 ... we punted to the 10.

On the next drive, defense held Oregon to a 3 and out until Psalm Wooching went offsides on a 4th and 4 to give Oregon a 1st down. Oregon got a nice run from Freeman on the next 2 plays to give Oregon a 1st down before that drive sputtered and they punted it back to us with a 50 yard punt that went out of bounds at our 5.

Get the punt where you should have had it (from the Oregon 15), and even with a 40 yard net kick we get the ball back at the 45 yard line.

First play of the next drive was a 34 yard run by Gaskin. That would have immediately put us in FG range.

We traded a measly 29 yard punt for an even chance of a first down and some points.

And you are defending the punt.

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Blayen said:

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Tequilla said:

doogville said:

Tequilla said:
Oregon's first score came from 2 broken plays ...

As the game played out, the vast majority of Oregon's success came from broken plays ...

I expect that the coaching staff had confidence in the defense to hold/maintain Oregon's offense, including their running game (which the numbers supported at the end of the game).

For our offense, points are at a premium. Forcing them to play catchup early doesn't help at all.

Punting was the correct call.
Holy shit. It actually was definitively not the right call. Because they punted (0 pts for us (Us?)), and Oregon scored (7 pts, if you are keeping track).

This is not a theoretical exercise. They actually punted and it was the wrong fucking call!

Are we done now or do you want to keep going?

Because I could also address how, if your defense is your strength, THAT IS ALL THE MORE REASON TO TAKE HIGH PERCENTAGE OPPORTUNITIES TO HELP OUT YOUR OFFENSE AND SCORE CRITICALLY IMPORTANT POINTS.
This is a great post if you were factually correct ... but you aren't.

We had 4th and 1 on the 39 ... we punted to the 10.

On the next drive, defense held Oregon to a 3 and out until Psalm Wooching went offsides on a 4th and 4 to give Oregon a 1st down. Oregon got a nice run from Freeman on the next 2 plays to give Oregon a 1st down before that drive sputtered and they punted it back to us with a 50 yard punt that went out of bounds at our 5.

Get the punt where you should have had it (from the Oregon 15), and even with a 40 yard net kick we get the ball back at the 45 yard line.

First play of the next drive was a 34 yard run by Gaskin. That would have immediately put us in FG range.
We traded a measly 29 yard punt for an even chance of a first down and some points.

And you are defending the punt.

@Tequilla is a great poster though.

Everybody says so.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · October 2015

doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.

It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

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doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.
It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.

I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · October 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

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Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.
It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.
I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.

I was being a little facetious

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.
It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.
I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.
I was being a little facetious

I was being a lot whooshed.

Tequilla · October 2015

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.
It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.
I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.
I was being a little facetious

Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Tequilla said:

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Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.
It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.
I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.
I was being a little facetious
Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...

Stop being a shit poster posting shit posts.

Tequilla · October 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

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Tequilla said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.
It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.
I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.
I was being a little facetious
Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...
Stop being a shit poster posting shit posts.

Stop getting butthurt because my opinion doesn't agree with yours

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Tequilla said:

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Tequilla said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

doogsinparadise said:
Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.
It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.
I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.
I was being a little facetious
Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...
Stop being a shit poster posting shit posts.
Stop getting butthurt because my opinion doesn't agree with yours

If you opinion was based in facts and logic, I would respect.

Your opinion is based on typical Doog fairytale hypothetical bullshit and is getting flagged and ridiculed accordingly.

Postal91 · October 2015

Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

RaceBannon said:
The game literally was over when they punted

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · October 2015

Postal91 said:
Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

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RaceBannon said:
The game literally was over when they punted

You realize EVERY fucking coach has a chart for all sorts of situations, christ. @TheChart

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

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Postal91 said:
Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

RaceBannon said:
The game literally was over when they punted

You realize EVERY fucking coach has a chart for all sorts of situations, christ. @TheChart

So you're saying Peterman just needs more time to get a version of @TheChart that isn't covered in airborne herpes?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · October 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Postal91 said:
Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

RaceBannon said:
The game literally was over when they punted

You realize EVERY fucking coach has a chart for all sorts of situations, christ. @TheChart
So you're saying Peterman just needs more time to get a version of @TheChart that isn't covered in airborne herpes?

Every coach uses the same chart for 2pt conversions and time left in game situations. But yes.

Tequilla · October 2015

You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart

TierbsHsotBoobs · October 2015

Tequilla said:
You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart

Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?

MisterEm · October 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

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Tequilla said:
You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart
Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?

As always, the first 6 inches are consensual.

Dardanus · October 2015

I can't wait to see Tequilla try to defend the stupid fucking coaching mistakes made against Stanford next week. What sort of bullshit excuses will he make then?! Oh the suspense is killing me!

doogsinparadise · October 2015

Dardanus said:
I can't wait to see Tequilla try to defend the stupid fucking coaching mistakes made against Stanford next week. What sort of bullshit excuses will he make then?! Oh the suspense is killing me!

The 75 yard td run by Gaskin to start the game was not indicative of the team's ability to run the ball, Smith just needs more time to get his OL in there.

HuskyInAZ · October 2015

MisterEm said:

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Tequilla said:
You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart
Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?
As always, the first 6 inches are consensual.

If only boobs had 6 inches.....

PurpleJ · October 2015

He should have called a fake punt

But why go for it when you have the best punter in the nation?

PurpleJ · October 2015

Serious post, though. If Pete goes for it there, I'd give about an 81% chance they fail and Oregon takes it right back up the field for more points. Which would still be his fault. His true crime is putting an offense on the field so bad that it makes you question a no brainer like going on 4th and short in the opposing half.

Tequilla · October 2015

Stanford is playing great football right now ... this is the one game on our schedule where I'm feeling that we're going to lose by 2+ scores ...

digits · October 2015

Postal91 said:
Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

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RaceBannon said:
The game literally was over when they punted

Banging on that sheet metal is loud as fuck. Fu!bfuxks just don't get it. Doesn't exist anymore.

TTJ · October 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?

RaceBannon · October 2015

If you take away the White Shadows 456 yards rushing the Huskies played pretty good defense. TQ next week

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