You might be a doog if

You might be a doog if:

You believe Oregon's rise to prominence is due to cheating

You believe Ty left Sark with an empty cabinet

You believe recruits who don't choose UW are idiots

You have experience in dodging incoming facts that would otherwise destroy your obvious incoherent dissolutions of the current greatness of Husky football.

You start a thread praising Locker's first average NFL performance

You believe Locker is one of the top 32 quarterbacks in the world (RIP IMALOSER).

You think Crazy Larry is a successful marketing campaign

You mean it when you say "Beer me while I woof" after a game clinching FG against a bottom tier in a bottom conference Illinois team.

When another person posts something negative you chime in that it's just some coug/duck troll that is trying to make husky fans look bad.

you might be a doog if you say things like "When Sark wins 10 games this year, the OL recuits will be lining up at Montlake to sign on the dotted line", while failing to recognize that the time to fix the OL numbers following the 2014 season was during the 2012 fucking recruiting class.

True story. Sad.

TTJ said:

I fit none of these other criteria but am very comfortable in my hatred of Nike, which can eat a bag of dicks. If that alone makes me a doog, so be it.

The self awareness is strong in this one. An upvote is deserved.

If you follow softy, or kim on twitter.
If u think damon huard is a "passionate" announcer
If u use recruiting as a reason to keep a HC
If u think sark is a great recruiter
If u use Don James' mediocre years as a tool to defend sark
If u think Hugh Millen has good opinions
If u actually think USC will hire Sark