You might be a doog if
Not the case.
So, since I'm only .81% as creative as Mik Dabone, I'm going to blatantly rip off ole Jeff Mulletworthy and put together this handy list of ten for you to check for yourself to see if you may, indeed, be a doog. Answering yes to one of these doesn't necessarily make you a doog, but it should make you reexamine your miserable and pathetic life. Answer yes to two and you're a doog, though perhaps a somewhat lovable one. Answer yes to three or more and it might be time to find a website more your speed.
You might be a doog if...you fondly remember the Lambo era.
You might be a doog if...you still think Oregon has a gimmick offense.
You might be a doog if...you scream "No excuses" while simultaneously making preemptive excuses about hypothetical close overtime losses.
You might be a doog if...you feel better about this team after Saturday's laundry filled scrimmage.
You might be a doog if...you have ever called someone a noog.
You might be a doog if...you hate Nike.
You might be a doog if...your opinions of Neuheisel come straight from the Section14aFS handbook.
You might be a doog if...you like to throw players under the bus to defend the coach who recruited and developed them, that's what you like to do.
You are definitely a doog if...you learned nothing from 0-12.
Feel free to add your own.
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You are a doog if you wear shoulder pads, hard hats, or replica jerseys to games.
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We are a group of hard nosed DAWG fans. Our plan is to show the nation (and especially Duck and WSU fans) that we are rabid and walking into our house is not going to be fun for their team. We are taking in new recruits to be a part of the Army. We bring an SEC style tailgate to the PAC. BOW DOWNCollegeDoog said:You are a doog if you wear shoulder pads, hard hats, or replica jerseys to games.
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You might be a Doog if... you try to compare Sark to James in a positive way.
You might be a Doog if.....you talk shit to Cougs.
You might be a Doog if.... you love Oregon losing as much as you like UW winning.
You might be a Doog if.... you own a gameday champions shirt
You might be a Doog if...you are willing to let it play out with Sark
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If You go by: he_needs_more_time and you rail on your head coach at 3-0 and have already written off the rose bowl.
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Don't know how I missed this one:He_Needs_More_Time said:You might be a Doog if... you try to compare Sark to James in a positive way.
You might be a Doog if.....you talk shit to Cougs.
You might be a Doog if.... you love Oregon losing as much as you like UW winning.
You might be a Doog if.... you own a gameday champions shirt
You might be a Doog if...you are willing to let it play out with Sark
Sorry I could only come up with 5 reasons for it.
You might be a Doog if...you've ever uttered or worn the phrase "Beat Oregon, Nothing Else Matters".
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You might be a doogpuppylove_sugarsteel said:If You go by: he_needs_more_time and you rail on your head coach at 3-0 and have already written off the rose bowl.
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A healthy dose of self-awareness would be nice for some of the resident doogs.
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You might be a doog if...you defend the soft OOC scheduling
You might be a doog if...you constantly blame everything on the previous coach
You might be a doog if... you put more stock in recruiting high school teens than current guys on our roster.
You might be a doog if..you say someone is not a "real fan" because they want the underachieving coach fired.
You might be a doog if.. you are a mick bastard.
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You might be a Doog if you own a "Bark for Sark" t-shirt.
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FixedCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:You should light yourself on fire if you own a "Bark for Sark" t-shirt.
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You might be a doog if:
You believe Oregon's rise to prominence is due to cheating
You believe Ty left Sark with an empty cabinet
You believe recruits who don't choose UW are idiots
You have experience in dodging incoming facts that would otherwise destroy your obvious incoherent dissolutions of the current greatness of Husky football.
You start a thread praising Locker's first average NFL performance
You believe Locker is one of the top 32 quarterbacks in the world (RIP IMALOSER).
You think Crazy Larry is a successful marketing campaign
You mean it when you say "Beer me while I woof" after a game clinching FG against a bottom tier in a bottom conference Illinois team.
When another person posts something negative you chime in that it's just some coug/duck troll that is trying to make husky fans look bad. -
Figured that from you Racy. But from you and only you, ill accept it homey!RaceBannon said:
You might be a doogpuppylove_sugarsteel said:If You go by: he_needs_more_time and you rail on your head coach at 3-0 and have already written off the rose bowl.
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you might be a doog if you say things like "When Sark wins 10 games this year, the OL recuits will be lining up at Montlake to sign on the dotted line", while failing to recognize that the time to fix the OL numbers following the 2014 season was during the 2012 fucking recruiting class.
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I fit none of these other criteria but am very comfortable in my hatred of Nike, which can eat a bag of dicks. If that alone makes me a doog, so be it.
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The self awareness is strong in this one. An upvote is deserved.TTJ said:I fit none of these other criteria but am very comfortable in my hatred of Nike, which can eat a bag of dicks. If that alone makes me a doog, so be it.
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We cool bropuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Figured that from you Racy. But from you and only you, ill accept it homey!RaceBannon said:
You might be a doogpuppylove_sugarsteel said:If You go by: he_needs_more_time and you rail on your head coach at 3-0 and have already written off the rose bowl.
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If you follow softy, or kim on twitter.
If u think damon huard is a "passionate" announcer
If u use recruiting as a reason to keep a HC
If u think sark is a great recruiter
If u use Don James' mediocre years as a tool to defend sark
If u think Hugh Millen has good opinions
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We all have our weaknesses. Kudos for owning yours.TTJ said:I fit none of these other criteria but am very comfortable in my hatred of Nike, which can eat a bag of dicks. If that alone makes me a doog, so be it.
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The fence doesn't matter.
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If you have ever muttered these words together................... Bumper CropMikeDamone said:The fence doesn't matter.
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If you like to talk shit about superior football programs inferior academis
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If you believe Teef Price has trust issues.
If you think Teef Price could have played better against Illinois.
If you hate Teef Price because he's black. -
You might be a doog if you wanted Sark fired last year, but believe after a 3-0 start over glorified high school teams we should let it play out.
You might be a doog if you believe the highest paid coach in the Pac 12 should not be required to win a championship in year 5.
You might be a doog if you believe 9 wins is an acceptable finish to the year. -
You might be (already are) Section14AFS to think we will be 2-2 or 1-3 against Hawaii, Eastern, Illinois, and Georgia State.topdawgnc said:You might be a doog if you wanted Sark fired last year, but believe after a 3-0 start over glorified high school teams we should let it play out.
You might be a doog if you believe the highest paid coach in the Pac 12 should not be required to win a championship in year 5.
You might be a doog if you believe 9 wins is an acceptable finish to the year.
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You might be a Doog if..you get excited when a recruit has UW in their top 5.
You might be a Doog if..you get excited about KICK ASS pressers
You might be a Doog if.. you get excited over FREE PUB! like coaching in a Rose Bowl for another school.
You might be a Doog if.. you supported a loser coach his entire tenure then when he's fired claiming you knew he wasn't the guy years earlier.
You might be a Doog if.. You compare a recruit you've never seen play before to a Husky legend. "This two star recruit reminds me of Stan Emptertan" -
Doog ...RoadDawg55 said:
You might be (already are) Section14AFS to think we will be 2-2 or 1-3 against Hawaii, Eastern, Illinois, and Georgia State.topdawgnc said:You might be a doog if you wanted Sark fired last year, but believe after a 3-0 start over glorified high school teams we should let it play out.
You might be a doog if you believe the highest paid coach in the Pac 12 should not be required to win a championship in year 5.
You might be a doog if you believe 9 wins is an acceptable finish to the year. -
Not sure about Section14AFS, more like rodallenFS. But yeah, that's pretty stupid.RoadDawg55 said:
You might be (already are) Section14AFS to think we will be 2-2 or 1-3 against Hawaii, Eastern, Illinois, and Georgia State.topdawgnc said:You might be a doog if you wanted Sark fired last year, but believe after a 3-0 start over glorified high school teams we should let it play out.
You might be a doog if you believe the highest paid coach in the Pac 12 should not be required to win a championship in year 5.
You might be a doog if you believe 9 wins is an acceptable finish to the year.
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You say Teef Price.
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You might be a doog if you use anecdotal evidence against Oregon fans as a whole.
Or if you cite a fucking BleacherReportDreckfest article about Oregon fans being ranked the least classy. -
You might be a doog if you think every two star recruit is the second coming of Stan Empterman
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