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You might be a doog if
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Some of you think that simply posting on this bored means you're not a doog.
Not the case.
So, since I'm only .81% as creative as Mik Dabone, I'm going to blatantly rip off ole Jeff Mulletworthy and put together this handy list of ten for you to check for yourself to see if you may, indeed, be a doog. Answering yes to one of these doesn't necessarily make you a doog, but it should make you reexamine your miserable and pathetic life. Answer yes to two and you're a doog, though perhaps a somewhat lovable one. Answer yes to three or more and it might be time to find a website more your speed.
You might be a doog if...you fondly remember the Lambo era.
You might be a doog if...you still think Oregon has a gimmick offense.
You might be a doog if...you scream "No excuses" while simultaneously making preemptive excuses about hypothetical close overtime losses.
You might be a doog if...you feel better about this team after Saturday's laundry filled scrimmage.
You might be a doog if...you have ever called someone a noog.
You might be a doog if...you hate Nike.
You might be a doog if...your opinions of Neuheisel come straight from the Section14aFS handbook.
You might be a doog if...you like to throw players under the bus to defend the coach who recruited and developed them, that's what you like to do.
You are definitely a doog if...you learned nothing from 0-12.
Feel free to add your own.
Not the case.
So, since I'm only .81% as creative as Mik Dabone, I'm going to blatantly rip off ole Jeff Mulletworthy and put together this handy list of ten for you to check for yourself to see if you may, indeed, be a doog. Answering yes to one of these doesn't necessarily make you a doog, but it should make you reexamine your miserable and pathetic life. Answer yes to two and you're a doog, though perhaps a somewhat lovable one. Answer yes to three or more and it might be time to find a website more your speed.
You might be a doog if...you fondly remember the Lambo era.
You might be a doog if...you still think Oregon has a gimmick offense.
You might be a doog if...you scream "No excuses" while simultaneously making preemptive excuses about hypothetical close overtime losses.
You might be a doog if...you feel better about this team after Saturday's laundry filled scrimmage.
You might be a doog if...you have ever called someone a noog.
You might be a doog if...you hate Nike.
You might be a doog if...your opinions of Neuheisel come straight from the Section14aFS handbook.
You might be a doog if...you like to throw players under the bus to defend the coach who recruited and developed them, that's what you like to do.
You are definitely a doog if...you learned nothing from 0-12.
Feel free to add your own.
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You are a doog if you wear shoulder pads, hard hats, or replica jerseys to games.
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We are a group of hard nosed DAWG fans. Our plan is to show the nation (and especially Duck and WSU fans) that we are rabid and walking into our house is not going to be fun for their team. We are taking in new recruits to be a part of the Army. We bring an SEC style tailgate to the PAC. BOW DOWNCollegeDoog said:You are a doog if you wear shoulder pads, hard hats, or replica jerseys to games.
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You might be a Doog if... you try to compare Sark to James in a positive way.
You might be a Doog if.....you talk shit to Cougs.
You might be a Doog if.... you love Oregon losing as much as you like UW winning.
You might be a Doog if.... you own a gameday champions shirt
You might be a Doog if...you are willing to let it play out with Sark
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If You go by: he_needs_more_time and you rail on your head coach at 3-0 and have already written off the rose bowl.
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Don't know how I missed this one:He_Needs_More_Time said:You might be a Doog if... you try to compare Sark to James in a positive way.
You might be a Doog if.....you talk shit to Cougs.
You might be a Doog if.... you love Oregon losing as much as you like UW winning.
You might be a Doog if.... you own a gameday champions shirt
You might be a Doog if...you are willing to let it play out with Sark
Sorry I could only come up with 5 reasons for it.
You might be a Doog if...you've ever uttered or worn the phrase "Beat Oregon, Nothing Else Matters".
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You might be a doogpuppylove_sugarsteel said:If You go by: he_needs_more_time and you rail on your head coach at 3-0 and have already written off the rose bowl.
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A healthy dose of self-awareness would be nice for some of the resident doogs.
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You might be a doog if...you defend the soft OOC scheduling
You might be a doog if...you constantly blame everything on the previous coach
You might be a doog if... you put more stock in recruiting high school teens than current guys on our roster.
You might be a doog if..you say someone is not a "real fan" because they want the underachieving coach fired.
You might be a doog if.. you are a mick bastard.
I thought of five more reasons. -
You might be a Doog if you own a "Bark for Sark" t-shirt.
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FixedCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:You should light yourself on fire if you own a "Bark for Sark" t-shirt.
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