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Have any favorite strip clubs in Portland?

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  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    why not just go back to the one you met your wife at in college?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

    "Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

    Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Not this shit again.
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,480
    I heard the Love Ranch is running a new Hookers & Blow special, just ask for the Odom Experience.
  • Purple_Pills
    Purple_Pills Member Posts: 2,110
    Acropolis. You can lock this thread now.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    PurpleJ said:

    Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

    "Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

    Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

    Lol. You can touch strippers at American strip clubs.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919



    Casa Diablo if you wanna really get turnt up.

    FreeMe'sRYK
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    PurpleJ said:

    Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

    "Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

    Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

    Sounds like PJ has the creeper factor working against him.
  • DontCallMeShirley
    DontCallMeShirley Member Posts: 283
    PurpleJ said:

    Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

    "Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

    Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

    You are obviously doing it wrong.
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,480
    Maybe you are thinking of Seattle's law changes. Oregon is way more liberal when it comes to strippers, or maybe Seattle is just so liberal they came all the way back around again to conservative.