Have any favorite strip clubs in Portland?

Thump

I have to go to Portland for a week for business. I've heard they have a lot of strip clubs. You guys have any suggestions for the best clubs?

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PurpleReign

Just do a strip club version of a pub crawl.

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/portland/best-strip-clubs-in-portland

Gas stations man, gas stations and mini-marts. I don't know what it is with Portland but I have been propositioned by more hookers at gas stations in Portland than on the Ave.

Doogles

PurpleReign said:

Just do a strip club version of a pub crawl.

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/portland/best-strip-clubs-in-portland

Gas stations man, gas stations and mini-marts. I don't know what it is with Portland but I have been propositioned by more hookers at gas stations in Portland than on the Ave.

The influx of traveler's (homeless hipster millennial hippies) has flooded the scene. Low gas, sell that ass.

OZONE

Dude, UW is a church school -- people here don't go to strip clubs.

And even if they did, they wouldn't admit to it in a week when they are busy acting all sanctimonious about their former coach -- who was known as a strip club drunk.

Tequilla

Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later

Thump

PurpleReign said:

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/portland/best-strip-clubs-in-portland

Nice link. Thanks

allpurpleallgold

Tequilla said:

Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later

I've never been but Damone raves about those steaks.

bananasnblondes

The Dancing Bare in North Portland

sarktastic

allpurpleallgold said:

Tequilla said:

Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later

I've never been but Damone raves raved about those steaks.

CuntWaffle

allpurpleallgold said:

Tequilla said:

Acrop - get a steak ... thank me later

I've never been but Damone raves about those steaks.

Who?

ThomasFremont

Acrop is you best option, since I assume you enjoy a great affordable steak surrounded by naked women.

Casa Diablo if you wanna really get turnt up.

sarktastic

why not just go back to the one you met your wife at in college?

PurpleJ

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

doogsinparadise

Not this shit again.

PurpleReign

I heard the Love Ranch is running a new Hookers & Blow special, just ask for the Odom Experience.

Purple_Pills

Acropolis. You can lock this thread now.

allpurpleallgold

PurpleJ said:

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

Lol. You can touch strippers at American strip clubs.

Kaepsknee

ThomasFremont said:

Casa Diablo if you wanna really get turnt up.

FreeMe'sRYK

Kaepsknee

PurpleJ said:

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

Sounds like PJ has the creeper factor working against him.

DontCallMeShirley

PurpleJ said:

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

You are obviously doing it wrong.

PurpleReign

Maybe you are thinking of Seattle's law changes. Oregon is way more liberal when it comes to strippers, or maybe Seattle is just so liberal they came all the way back around again to conservative.