Have any favorite strip clubs in Portland?

sarktastic

why not just go back to the one you met your wife at in college?

PurpleJ

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

doogsinparadise

Not this shit again.

PurpleReign

I heard the Love Ranch is running a new Hookers & Blow special, just ask for the Odom Experience.

Purple_Pills

Acropolis. You can lock this thread now.

allpurpleallgold

PurpleJ said:

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

Lol. You can touch strippers at American strip clubs.

Kaepsknee

ThomasFremont said:

Casa Diablo if you wanna really get turnt up.

FreeMe'sRYK

Kaepsknee

PurpleJ said:

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

Sounds like PJ has the creeper factor working against him.

DontCallMeShirley

PurpleJ said:

Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.

You are obviously doing it wrong.

PurpleReign

Maybe you are thinking of Seattle's law changes. Oregon is way more liberal when it comes to strippers, or maybe Seattle is just so liberal they came all the way back around again to conservative.