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SpoonieLuv
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Wife spent the day baking yesterday. With three Lagunitas in me I stumble into the kitchen to investigate. See the oven preheating and all her supplies scattered on the island. Like bear rooting around for honey I grab the whisk out of the mixing bowl and sample what she has been working on.
Tastes like shit.
Obviously she can't cook. Obviously need a new wife.
Tastes like shit.
Obviously she can't cook. Obviously need a new wife.
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Has your wife ever made anything impressive for you? Or just pre-mixed cookies that anyone can make?
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I can cook.SpoonieLuv said:Wife spent the day baking yesterday. With three Lagunitas in me I stumble into the kitchen to investigate. See the oven preheating and all her supplies scattered on the island. Like bear rooting around for honey I grab the whisk out of the mixing bowl and sample what she has been working on.
Tastes like shit.
Obviously she can't cook. Obviously need a new wife. -
I fucking LOVE story time on this bored.
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I see the metaphor here. Did your wife have a .884 good cooking percentage with her previous husband?
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Mrs. Spoonie isn't in the Mountain West anymore.BearsWiin said:I see the metaphor here. Did your wife have a .884 good cooking percentage with her previous husband?
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I heard that she has had problems with motivation, she used to cook for guys that were complete underdogs who were overlooked by more desired women and never thought they had a chance.dnc said:
Mrs. Spoonie isn't in the Mountain West anymore.BearsWiin said:I see the metaphor here. Did your wife have a .884 good cooking percentage with her previous husband?
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You'd like to think that a nicer kitchen and access to better ingredients would make for a delicious product
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If you have been working with Spam for 20 years and someone gives you prosciutto it might take awhile before you figure out the best way to use it.BearsWiin said:You'd like to think that a nicer kitchen and access to better ingredients would make for a delicious product
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Molasses cookies are spot on. Gotta let that dough chill brah.Dardanus said:Has your wife ever made anything impressive for you? Or just pre-mixed cookies that anyone can make?
I dont care much for cheesecake but am told she does that really well.
Pies are her strength. Shes in early season form right now but should be firing on all cylinders by Thanksgiving. -
i think your wife just needs more time to get her guys in
her assthere.
you can imagine the mess she inherited. -
The real odd thing in all this is that SpoonieLuv is married. I mean, how the fuck did that even happen?
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Out of the 18 meals my wife has made for me, 10 are acceptable, but none have impressed me to the point where I think she's going to make some award-winning dishes.
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Pm to Spooge: This is how you do irl story time, bitch.
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This is why I pay 10.95.
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I don't deal in metaphors
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Mrs. SpoonieLuv was brought in to clean up the program.rodmansrage said:i think your wife just needs more time to get her guys in
her assthere.
you can imagine the mess she inherited. -
This is why you always get a woman to cook for you in the dating stage. The purpose is two-fold:
1. See if she can actually cook.
2. See if she'll flip you lip when you ask for a fucking sandwich. -
Did she say it needs more time?
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To follow Spoonie's metaphor, I feel the same.
I'm not happy with what I've seen so far and TSIO but then again, TSWO when Ross went down, a true frosh was named starting qb, and 3 freshmen were made starters on the O-Line. Peterman has made it abundantly clear that he wants almost nothing to do with most of Sark's players
In a couple years, which damn well better be special, we'll have something resembling this:
QB Browning - Jr
RB Gaskin - Jr
WR Lenius - Sr
WR Pettis - Sr
WR Ross - RS Sr
WR Renfro - Jr
WR McClatcher
LT Adams - Jr
LG Shelton - RS Sr
C Crane (maybe)- RS Sr
RG Sosebee - RS Jr
RT McGary - RS Jr
TE Ajamu - RS Sr
NT Qualls - RS Sr
DE Dissly - Sr
DE String - RS Jr
?? Potaoe - RS Soph
LB Bartlett - Jr
LB Victor - RS Sr
LB Bierria - RS Sr
CB Jones - Sr
CB Gardenhire - Sr
S Baker - Sr
S McIntosh - Sr
OC Not Babushka
That should be the top defense in the conference and an offense that is at least as good as the Cal team we saw on Saturday.
If, at that point, we are not winning the conference, then go ahead and light Peterman on fire and piss on him to put it out (but not right away).
In the meantime, he's made it abundantly clear that he wants nothing to do with Sark's players and system (for the most part). After treading water and dealing with what he was stuck with last year, he's essentially starting over this year.
It's not looking good so far but I'm not ready to say Petersen isn't the guy yet. -
Petermen still has potential to be the guy but only if he can make fucking decisions BEFORE he has to. A good CEO doesn't wait until disaster strikes to deal with a pending disaster.
