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• Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623

  September 2015

  Has your wife ever made anything impressive for you? Or just pre-mixed cookies that anyone can make?

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• whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,982

  September 2015

  SpoonieLuv said:

  Wife spent the day baking yesterday. With three Lagunitas in me I stumble into the kitchen to investigate. See the oven preheating and all her supplies scattered on the island. Like bear rooting around for honey I grab the whisk out of the mixing bowl and sample what she has been working on.
  
  
  Tastes like shit.
  
  
  Obviously she can't cook. Obviously need a new wife.

  I can cook.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  September 2015

  I fucking LOVE story time on this bored.

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• Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

  September 2015 edited September 2015

  
  
  

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• BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,062

  September 2015

  I see the metaphor here. Did your wife have a .884 good cooking percentage with her previous husband?

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,828

  September 2015

  BearsWiin said:

  I see the metaphor here. Did your wife have a .884 good cooking percentage with her previous husband?

  Mrs. Spoonie isn't in the Mountain West anymore.

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• Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

  September 2015

  dnc said:

  BearsWiin said:

  I see the metaphor here. Did your wife have a .884 good cooking percentage with her previous husband?

  Mrs. Spoonie isn't in the Mountain West anymore.

  I heard that she has had problems with motivation, she used to cook for guys that were complete underdogs who were overlooked by more desired women and never thought they had a chance.

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• BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,062

  September 2015

  You'd like to think that a nicer kitchen and access to better ingredients would make for a delicious product

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• SpoonieLuv Member Posts: 5,463

  September 2015

  BearsWiin said:

  You'd like to think that a nicer kitchen and access to better ingredients would make for a delicious product

  If you have been working with Spam for 20 years and someone gives you prosciutto it might take awhile before you figure out the best way to use it.

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• SpoonieLuv Member Posts: 5,463

  September 2015

  Dardanus said:

  Has your wife ever made anything impressive for you? Or just pre-mixed cookies that anyone can make?

  Molasses cookies are spot on. Gotta let that dough chill brah.
  
  I dont care much for cheesecake but am told she does that really well.
  
  Pies are her strength. Shes in early season form right now but should be firing on all cylinders by Thanksgiving.

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• rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,375

  September 2015 edited September 2015

  i think your wife just needs more time to get her guys in her ass there.
  
  you can imagine the mess she inherited.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  September 2015

  The real odd thing in all this is that SpoonieLuv is married. I mean, how the fuck did that even happen?

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• Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623

  September 2015 edited September 2015

  Out of the 18 meals my wife has made for me, 10 are acceptable, but none have impressed me to the point where I think she's going to make some award-winning dishes.

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• doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

  September 2015

  Pm to Spooge: This is how you do irl story time, bitch.

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• H_D Member Posts: 6,098

  September 2015

  This is why I pay 10.95.

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• RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,168

  September 2015

  I don't deal in metaphors

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 67,965

  September 2015

  dnc said:

  BearsWiin said:

  I see the metaphor here. Did your wife have a .884 good cooking percentage with her previous husband?

  Mrs. Spoonie isn't in the Mountain West anymore.

  "someone needs to tell her that."

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 67,965

  September 2015

  rodmansrage said:

  i think your wife just needs more time to get her guys in her ass there.
  
  you can imagine the mess she inherited.

  Mrs. SpoonieLuv was brought in to clean up the program.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  September 2015

  This is why you always get a woman to cook for you in the dating stage. The purpose is two-fold:
  
  1. See if she can actually cook.
  2. See if she'll flip you lip when you ask for a fucking sandwich.

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• Homebrew_Dawg Member Posts: 1,650

  September 2015

  Did she say it needs more time?

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