Oregon might just be the worst team in the league

AZDuck · September 2015

Jesus fucking christ.

PurpleJ · September 2015

I remember what it was like when I found out we sucked this year.

BallSacked · September 2015

With Lockie - they could probably lose any game outside of Colorado. If VA comes back they'll look more like Oregon on offense again. But that defense is horrid and soft.

Fenwick · September 2015

I live thirty miles from Autzen and I can still smell the stench of that suckass, shithole of a game long after it is over.

Tequilla · September 2015

When you lose the way Oregon lost at home today, that's the kind of performance that you see from teams in the bottom half of the conference. If you're a top end of the conference team, you might lose ... but you aren't going to get run in your own building. Period.

When I look at Oregon, I'm not sure that there's one area where I feel that they are particularly good at right now. Offensively, I think Freeman is obviously a top end RB in the league, but their OL doesn't match. Adams isn't a high end passer in the league and he's hurt ... the WRs are decent ... but the route trees that they run aren't complex. Defensively, they've been gashed by seemingly every way possible. And on special teams, they've been carved up at times ... although they can be dangerous in the return game.

I'm thinking 8-4 at best for them this year.

MikeSeaver · September 2015

Tequilla said:
When you lose the way Oregon lost at home today, that's the kind of performance that you see from teams in the bottom half of the conference. If you're a top end of the conference team, you might lose ... but you aren't going to get run in your own building. Period.

When I look at Oregon, I'm not sure that there's one area where I feel that they are particularly good at right now. Offensively, I think Freeman is obviously a top end RB in the league, but their OL doesn't match. Adams isn't a high end passer in the league and he's hurt ... the WRs are decent ... but the route trees that they run aren't complex. Defensively, they've been gashed by seemingly every way possible. And on special teams, they've been carved up at times ... although they can be dangerous in the return game.

I'm thinking 8-4 at best for them this year.

We they us you me are not good at anything right now. And there's not much help on the way nyther. Adams is terrible. He's a spastic midget who they've either told to not run or he actually can't run. Either way it's completely uninteresting.

A lot of us saw what was coming in year 1. Last year, Aliens, (Marcus). It was all still lurking in the shadows though. This is the year 1 shit show with nobody to save us. That's the scariest part of this to me. Knew it would come, but not like Hiroshima. That was a real result today. Not an "off game."

You know the REALLY frightening part to all of this is that nobody seems to be in shock that this happened. Should tell you everything.

I'd snap your hand off if you offered me us them 8-4 right now.

Tl;dr Bye

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2015

MikeSeaver said:

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Tequilla said:
When you lose the way Oregon lost at home today, that's the kind of performance that you see from teams in the bottom half of the conference. If you're a top end of the conference team, you might lose ... but you aren't going to get run in your own building. Period.

When I look at Oregon, I'm not sure that there's one area where I feel that they are particularly good at right now. Offensively, I think Freeman is obviously a top end RB in the league, but their OL doesn't match. Adams isn't a high end passer in the league and he's hurt ... the WRs are decent ... but the route trees that they run aren't complex. Defensively, they've been gashed by seemingly every way possible. And on special teams, they've been carved up at times ... although they can be dangerous in the return game.

I'm thinking 8-4 at best for them this year.
We they us you me are not good at anything right now. And there's not much help on the way nyther. Adams is terrible. He's a spastic midget who they've either told to not run or he actually can't run. Either way it's completely uninteresting.

A lot of us saw what was coming in year 1. Last year, Aliens, (Marcus). It was all still lurking in the shadows though. This is the year 1 shit show with nobody to save us. That's the scariest part of this to me. Knew it would come, but not like Hiroshima. That was a real result today. Not an "off game."

You know the REALLY frightening part to all of this is that nobody seems to be in shock that this happened. Should tell you everything.

I'd snap your hand off if you offered me us them 8-4 right now.

Tl;dr Bye

Your best effort.

Swaye · September 2015

PurpleJ said:
I remember what it was like when I found out we sucked ~~this~~ every year.

Swaye · September 2015

Fenwick said:
I live thirty miles from Autzen and I can still smell the stench of that suckass, shithole of a game long after it is over.

That was rape smell.

Southerndawg · September 2015

Swaye said:

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PurpleJ said:
I remember what it was like when I found out we sucked ~~this~~ every year.

Hope is a slow to die ice cold bitch.

doogville · September 2015

VA will get healthy and they will come into husky stadium and boat race us by 30.

Yes, US.

The script.

I hate being a husky fan.

Passion · September 2015

AZDuck said:
Jesus fucking christ.

Uhh...not so fast. You're not the only turd in the toilet.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · September 2015

I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!

BallSacked · September 2015

Ducks open as 10pt favorites in Boulder.

No twisting please.

PurpleJ · September 2015

Oregon probably hangs 50 on our "good" defense. But we probably put up 60 on theirs. This is college football in 2015 says roaddoog.

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2015

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I think I like the reborn dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!

It's good to have the Hoover Cup back.

It's even better when Portland State wins the Hoover Cup.

greenblood · September 2015

Lockie vs Adams

Both suck. Adams didn't turn the ball over, but we couldn't get a first down. With Lockie, we actually had a true scoring drive, but he also threw two retarded interceptions.

Which midget is taller? I don't know.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · September 2015

greenblood said:
Lockie vs Adams

Both suck. Adams didn't turn the ball over, but we couldn't get a first down. With Lockie, we actually had a true scoring drive, but he also threw two retarded interceptions.

Which midget is taller? I don't know.

I know you're being sarcastic, but if you measure them you would be able to find out who is taller.

HuskyJW · September 2015

I have all the screenshots I need when we (yes we) lose 42-14.

Mosster47 · September 2015

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!

UW has a freshman QB who will more than likely become very good. Oregon has a senior who is shit and a junior who is shit. UW will get better as a team this year, Oregon won't.

The streak is about over.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · September 2015

Mosster47 said:

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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!
UW has a freshman QB who will more than likely become very good. Oregon has a senior who is shit and a junior who is shit. UW will get better as a team this year, Oregon won't.

The streak is about over.

You go to hell with your positivity towards UW, we are supposed to be miserable together!

I'll make some Campbell's Chunky Soup for us to share.

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