Oregon might just be the worst team in the league

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I remember what it was like when I found out we sucked this year.
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With Lockie - they could probably lose any game outside of Colorado. If VA comes back they'll look more like Oregon on offense again. But that defense is horrid and soft.
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I live thirty miles from Autzen and I can still smell the stench of that suckass, shithole of a game long after it is over.
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When you lose the way Oregon lost at home today, that's the kind of performance that you see from teams in the bottom half of the conference. If you're a top end of the conference team, you might lose ... but you aren't going to get run in your own building. Period.
When I look at Oregon, I'm not sure that there's one area where I feel that they are particularly good at right now. Offensively, I think Freeman is obviously a top end RB in the league, but their OL doesn't match. Adams isn't a high end passer in the league and he's hurt ... the WRs are decent ... but the route trees that they run aren't complex. Defensively, they've been gashed by seemingly every way possible. And on special teams, they've been carved up at times ... although they can be dangerous in the return game.
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We they us you me are not good at anything right now. And there's not much help on the way nyther. Adams is terrible. He's a spastic midget who they've either told to not run or he actually can't run. Either way it's completely uninteresting.Tequilla said:When you lose the way Oregon lost at home today, that's the kind of performance that you see from teams in the bottom half of the conference. If you're a top end of the conference team, you might lose ... but you aren't going to get run in your own building. Period.
When I look at Oregon, I'm not sure that there's one area where I feel that they are particularly good at right now. Offensively, I think Freeman is obviously a top end RB in the league, but their OL doesn't match. Adams isn't a high end passer in the league and he's hurt ... the WRs are decent ... but the route trees that they run aren't complex. Defensively, they've been gashed by seemingly every way possible. And on special teams, they've been carved up at times ... although they can be dangerous in the return game.
I'm thinking 8-4 at best for them this year.
A lot of us saw what was coming in year 1. Last year, Aliens, (Marcus). It was all still lurking in the shadows though. This is the year 1 shit show with nobody to save us. That's the scariest part of this to me. Knew it would come, but not like Hiroshima. That was a real result today. Not an "off game."
You know the REALLY frightening part to all of this is that nobody seems to be in shock that this happened. Should tell you everything.
I'd snap your hand off if you offered me us them 8-4 right now.
Tl;dr Bye
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Your best effort.MikeSeaver said:
We they us you me are not good at anything right now. And there's not much help on the way nyther. Adams is terrible. He's a spastic midget who they've either told to not run or he actually can't run. Either way it's completely uninteresting.Tequilla said:When you lose the way Oregon lost at home today, that's the kind of performance that you see from teams in the bottom half of the conference. If you're a top end of the conference team, you might lose ... but you aren't going to get run in your own building. Period.
When I look at Oregon, I'm not sure that there's one area where I feel that they are particularly good at right now. Offensively, I think Freeman is obviously a top end RB in the league, but their OL doesn't match. Adams isn't a high end passer in the league and he's hurt ... the WRs are decent ... but the route trees that they run aren't complex. Defensively, they've been gashed by seemingly every way possible. And on special teams, they've been carved up at times ... although they can be dangerous in the return game.
I'm thinking 8-4 at best for them this year.
A lot of us saw what was coming in year 1. Last year, Aliens, (Marcus). It was all still lurking in the shadows though. This is the year 1 shit show with nobody to save us. That's the scariest part of this to me. Knew it would come, but not like Hiroshima. That was a real result today. Not an "off game."
You know the REALLY frightening part to all of this is that nobody seems to be in shock that this happened. Should tell you everything.
I'd snap your hand off if you offered me us them 8-4 right now.
Tl;dr Bye
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PurpleJ said:
I remember what it was like when I found out we sucked
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That was rape smell.Fenwick said:I live thirty miles from Autzen and I can still smell the stench of that suckass, shithole of a game long after it is over.
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VA will get healthy and they will come into husky stadium and boat race us by 30.
Yes, US.
The script.
I hate being a husky fan. -
Uhh...not so fast. You're not the only turd in the toilet.AZDuck said:Jesus fucking christ.
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I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!
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Ducks open as 10pt favorites in Boulder.
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Oregon probably hangs 50 on our "good" defense. But we probably put up 60 on theirs. This is college football in 2015 says roaddoog.
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It's good to have the Hoover Cup back.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I think I like the reborn dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!
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Lockie vs Adams
Both suck. Adams didn't turn the ball over, but we couldn't get a first down. With Lockie, we actually had a true scoring drive, but he also threw two retarded interceptions.
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I know you're being sarcastic, but if you measure them you would be able to find out who is taller.greenblood said:Lockie vs Adams
Both suck. Adams didn't turn the ball over, but we couldn't get a first down. With Lockie, we actually had a true scoring drive, but he also threw two retarded interceptions.
Which midget is taller? I don't know. -
I have all the screenshots I need when we (yes we) lose 42-14.
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UW has a freshman QB who will more than likely become very good. Oregon has a senior who is shit and a junior who is shit. UW will get better as a team this year, Oregon won't.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!
The streak is about over. -
You go to hell with your positivity towards UW, we are supposed to be miserable together!Mosster47 said:
UW has a freshman QB who will more than likely become very good. Oregon has a senior who is shit and a junior who is shit. UW will get better as a team this year, Oregon won't.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!
The streak is about over.
I'll make some Campbell's Chunky Soup for us to share. -
The good thing about Oregon's offense is it only takes one kid. It doesn't matter what year he is because the offense is so simple. They need a kid that can be a legit running threat and pass just well enough to beat single coverage with a really good group of WR's.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
You go to hell with your positivity towards UW, we are supposed to be miserable together!Mosster47 said:
UW has a freshman QB who will more than likely become very good. Oregon has a senior who is shit and a junior who is shit. UW will get better as a team this year, Oregon won't.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!
The streak is about over.
I'll make some Campbell's Chunky Soup for us to share.
The wheels can be falling off, but Oregon is always one recruit away from being able to score 50 every night. They don't need a Mariota, they just need a good athlete that is an average passer. Right now they have an average passer with zero athleticism and a guy that shouldn't be a D-1A QB.
Peterman/Smeef's system isn't quite that easy. A mouth breather like Kellen Moore only comes around every so often. -
That's much better!Mosster47 said:
The good thing about Oregon's offense is it only takes one kid. It doesn't matter what year he is because the offense is so simple. They need a kid that can be a legit running threat and pass just well enough to beat single coverage with a really good group of WR's.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
You go to hell with your positivity towards UW, we are supposed to be miserable together!Mosster47 said:
UW has a freshman QB who will more than likely become very good. Oregon has a senior who is shit and a junior who is shit. UW will get better as a team this year, Oregon won't.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I think I like the new dynamic of figuring out who sucks more, the Ducks or the Huskies. This is fun!!!!1!!
The streak is about over.
I'll make some Campbell's Chunky Soup for us to share.
The wheels can be falling off, but Oregon is always one recruit away from being able to score 50 every night. They don't need a Mariota, they just need a good athlete that is an average passer. Right now they have an average passer with zero athleticism and a guy that shouldn't be a D-1A QB.
Peterman/Smeef's system isn't quite that easy. A mouth breather like Kellen Moore only comes around every so often. -
A quarterback fixes this? -
Southerndawg said:
A quarterback fixes this?
When you can score 40+ points every week it's hard to lose. -
Mosster47 said:Southerndawg said:
A quarterback fixes this?
When you can score 40+ points every week it's hard to lose. -
Marcus Mariota and Chip Kelly aren't walking through that door.Mosster47 said:Southerndawg said:
A quarterback fixes this?
When you can score 40+ points every week it's hard to lose. -
It's rather easy to lose when you're giving up 62 to Utah.Mosster47 said:Southerndawg said:
A quarterback fixes this?
When you can score 40+ points every week it's hard to lose.
If Utah can hang 60, Cal and SC probably will too.
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Those Mormons are Nebraska classy.
They waited until they were inside the stadium to commit their rapes. -
Dont think that qualifies as a rape, Oregon just rolled over and took it up the discipline_2_hole. Seemed consensual.PurpleReign said:Those Mormons are Nebraska classy.
They waited until they were inside the stadium to commit their rapes.
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You trying to say the first 60 points were consensual?BallSacked said:
Dont think that qualifies as a rape, Oregon just rolled over and took it up the discipline_2_hole. Seemed consensual.PurpleReign said:Those Mormons are Nebraska classy.
They waited until they were inside the stadium to commit their rapes.