Sarkisian presser thread

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the kids played hard!
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Digging for answers from the get go.
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Football is a humbling sport
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didn't watch, but assuming they had a great week of practice?
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They brought a caged tree to practice on Friday.Meek said:didn't watch, but assuming they had a great week of practice?
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Probably will work on finishing this week, quite honestly
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I just forced myself to watch this, as I usually can no longer watch Sark kick ass pressers without shaking and vomiting profusely from memories of days past when he was UW HC.
Sark kick ass presser conclusion: Same as it ever was.
P.S. The fact that he knows every single fucking sports media members' name, and addresses them by 1st name when interviewed, speaks volumes. Chump.
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For someone as stupid as Sark, he's very good he is at playing the media game. There is a reason why he knows and uses every media members' first names. I don't think it will matter at USC, but media manipulation is a big reason why Sark got his current job.Joe Stephanson said:I just forced myself to watch this, as I usually can no longer watch Sark kick ass pressers without shaking and vomiting profusely from memories of days past when he was UW HC.
Sark kick ass presser conclusion: Same as it ever was.
P.S. The fact that he knows every single fucking sports media members' name, and addresses them by 1st name when interviewed, speaks volumes. Chump. -
Hilarious - YBEPurpleBaze said:
They brought a caged tree to practice on Friday.Meek said:didn't watch, but assuming they had a great week of practice?
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Totally agree. Sark has no business in a head coaching position. Sales/marketing/PR, that's his schtick.Joe Stephanson said:I just forced myself to watch this, as I usually can no longer watch Sark kick ass pressers without shaking and vomiting profusely from memories of days past when he was UW HC.
Sark kick ass presser conclusion: Same as it ever was.
P.S. The fact that he knows every single fucking sports media members' name, and addresses them by 1st name when interviewed, speaks volumes. Chump. -
so first 1:20 is a summary of the game which is all blamed on the defense not winning first down, not containing their QB, and as a result hamstringing Sark's offense.
What a chode
This made me realize, of all the fantasy worlds Sark lives in, his whole coaching career developed under the umbrella of the Pete Carroll defensive juggernaut program. Sark has gotten to take that defensive system, probably the best in the last 20 years of the conference, for granted. And not only that, get to lie to himself and let himself think his offense is what brought all the success. he will never be happy with a DC, and will never put it all together because of that.
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Free pub!1!brchco12 said:so first 1:20 is a summary of the game which is all blamed on the defense not winning first down, not containing their QB, and as a result hamstringing Sark's offense.
What a chode
This made me realize, of all the fantasy worlds Sark lives in, his whole coaching career developed under the umbrella of the Pete Carroll defensive juggernaut program. Sark has gotten to take that defensive system, probably the best in the last 20 years of the conference, for granted. And not only that, get to lie to himself and let himself think his offense is what brought all the success. he will never be happy with a DC, and will never put it all together because of that.
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Yes, that was my point.RoadDawg55 said:
For someone as stupid as Sark, he's very good he is at playing the media game. There is a reason why he knows and uses every media members' first names. I don't think it will matter at USC, but media manipulation is a big reason why Sark got his current job.Joe Stephanson said:I just forced myself to watch this, as I usually can no longer watch Sark kick ass pressers without shaking and vomiting profusely from memories of days past when he was UW HC.
Sark kick ass presser conclusion: Same as it ever was.
P.S. The fact that he knows every single fucking sports media members' name, and addresses them by 1st name when interviewed, speaks volumes. Chump. -
3:00: "Uncharacteristically tonight, we had 8 penalties..."
He emphasizes this point using his left hand - the weak hand. -
To be fair, a Sark team is usually double digitspriapism said:3:00: "Uncharacteristically tonight, we had 8 penalties..."
He emphasizes this point using his left hand - the weak hand. -
Quite honestly, this is the best presser of the year.
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Future sark presser
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Can you imagine some shitwad player pulling the papers from out infront of Nick Saban or any other self respecting coach during a press conference? They have zero respect for sark and it's well earned. What a clown.
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But he's a great recruiter and play caller. Yogi and Herbstreit said so.
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This is what he's good Seven's good at. He learned the media game from Carroll, who is one of the all-time greats at it. Trouble for USC is, the media game seems to be about the only thing he learned from Carroll.RoadDawg55 said:
For someone as stupid as Sark, he's very good he is at playing the media game. There is a reason why he knows and uses every media members' first names. I don't think it will matter at USC, but media manipulation is a big reason why Sark got his current job.Joe Stephanson said:I just forced myself to watch this, as I usually can no longer watch Sark kick ass pressers without shaking and vomiting profusely from memories of days past when he was UW HC.
Sark kick ass presser conclusion: Same as it ever was.
P.S. The fact that he knows every single fucking sports media members' name, and addresses them by 1st name when interviewed, speaks volumes. Chump.
This year or next, after he's D.A.O. from USC, Yogi will get him a job at P12Net. He's no RN, but he'll do fine in broadcasting. -
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Not so subtle blame placed on the defense in opening remarks.
I still have hope Sark fires Wilcox to save his own ass.
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Sark needs to find that subtle line where TSIO but before he's fired to scapegoat the shit out of Wilcox, fire him, and start the "wow this new scheme/players is going to get us over the edge, two years from now is going to be special" talk
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Hey Coach, will you give up alcohol for the rest of the season? "Uhh, sure."
Hey Coach, did the defense make adjustment? "Uhh, sure."
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Everyone is taking about the difference between Wilcox 2015 and Holt 2016.brchco12 said:Sark needs to find that subtle line where TSIO but before he's fired to scapegoat the shit out of Wilcox, fire him, and start the "wow this new scheme/players is going to get us over the edge, two years from now is going to be special" talk
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Why not bring back the original scapegoat, Kent baer has unfinished business in the pac (ILTCIT)
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If he fires Wilcox, he gets a fresh start according to Fleenor.
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One of my favorite Doogisms ever.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:If he fires Wilcox, he gets a fresh start according to Fleenor.