Minnesota AD is a 1/2 Brain
espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/13393382/minnesota-golden-gophers-ad-norwood-teague-resigns-amid-sexual-harassment-allegations
The woman told school administrators that what started out as her texting with Teague about setting him up with one of her friends quickly devolved into Teague pinching her butt repeatedly and asking whether she was open to cheating on her husband.
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Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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DeLarry told me he was texting cock shots to employees
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DeLarry was always a bit of a perv.DerekJohnson said:DeLarry told me he was texting cock shots to employees
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Pics of the alleged victim. Stat.
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PurpleThrobber said:
Pics of the
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crisp'dtopdawgnc said:
DeLarry's a perv.DerekJohnson said:DeLarry told me he was texting cock shots to employees
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He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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The perv got it:
Unlike Maturi, who tried to build a department that put resources into both the cash-generating sports like football and men's basketball and the lower-profile sports, including track and wrestling, Teague came in with a clear plan to emphasize the most popular sports in the hopes of generating more revenue that could trickle down to the rest of the department.
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His offenses make my eyes bleedRoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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There's a gif for thatAZDuck said:
His offenses make my eyes bleedRoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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What about your whatever else?AZDuck said:
His offenses make my eyes bleedRoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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And now everyone is coming out of the woodwork. He might be more of a halfbrain than previously known.
She said Teague's behavior escalated.
"'Don't deny,' he said, 'our chemistry.' I told him that he was drastically off base, that my only intention in being there was as a reporter -- to which he replied: 'You're all strictly business? Nothing else?' I walked out. He followed me. I hailed a cab. He followed me in, grabbing at my arm and scooting closer and closer in the dark back cabin until I was pressed against the door. I told him to stop. I told him it was not OK. He laughed. When I reached my apartment, I vomited. Later that night he texted: 'Night strictly bitness.' The incident wasn't the first with Teague."
http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/13408066/former-minnesota-golden-gophers-ad-norwood-teague-faces-third-harassment-complaint
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So she wasn't shaking and vomiting? Just vomiting?Doogles said:And now everyone is coming out of the woodwork.
He might be more of a halfbrain than previously known.
She said Teague's behavior escalated.
"'Don't deny,' he said, 'our chemistry.' I told him that he was drastically off base, that my only intention in being there was as a reporter -- to which he replied: 'You're all strictly business? Nothing else?' I walked out. He followed me. I hailed a cab. He followed me in, grabbing at my arm and scooting closer and closer in the dark back cabin until I was pressed against the door. I told him to stop. I told him it was not OK. He laughed. When I reached my apartment, I vomited. Later that night he texted: 'Night strictly bitness.' The incident wasn't the first with Teague."
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The shaking is implied.
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That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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True, but Kill turned losers into winners at other stops before Minnesota, albeit at a lower level,BallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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When he is not shaking and vomiting and then passing out from the performance of his team.RoadDawg55 said:
True, but Kill turned losers into winners at other stops before Minnesota, albeit at a lower level,BallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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Sincerely, David Shaw and Mark HelfrichBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawgDoogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?
Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.
Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.
I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.RaceBannon said:
Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawgDoogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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You lost me at Tritons.Doogles said:Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?
Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.
Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.
I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.RaceBannon said:
Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawgDoogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
USD's mascot are the Toreros.
Bullfighting superiority guy.
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I was thinking UCSD, my badPurpleThrobber said:
You lost me at Tritons.Doogles said:Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?
Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.
Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.
I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.RaceBannon said:
Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawgDoogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
USD's mascot are the Toreros.
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I don't know if Saban couldn't hack it in the NFL. I think he probably could. Saban and his front office fucked up and traded for Culpepper instead of signing Brees. If they made the right move, he would have done well. His defenses were good. He was also only there for two seasons.Doogles said:Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?
Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.
Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.
I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.RaceBannon said:
Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawgDoogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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Franklin? Seriously? He hasn't done shit yet. He's theDoogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
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As always, Mark Dantonio gets no love. That guy is a fucking good coach. James Franklin isn't worthy to pump his gas.Doogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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Dantonio is the clear #3 in the BIG. Hope my Spartans are ready this year for OregonEsophagealFeces said:
As always, Mark Dantonio gets no love. That guy is a fucking good coach. James Franklin isn't worthy to pump his gas.Doogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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That's all you need to know.RoadDawg55 said:
I don't know if Saban couldn't hack it in the NFL. I think he probably could. Saban and his front office fucked up and traded for Culpepper instead of signing Brees. If they made the right move, he would have done well. His defenses were good. He was also only there for two seasons.Doogles said:Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?
Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.
Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.
I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.RaceBannon said:
Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawgDoogles said:Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)
RaceBannon said:
Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SECBallSacked said:
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.RoadDawg55 said:
He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.BallSacked said:Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain
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When the Seahawks hired Carroll I thought it was the perfect Seattle move to hire a guy that had been fired twice already and was considered a NFL failure.
Little did I know
