Minnesota AD is a 1/2 Brain

topdawgnc

May Allah bless him with many virgins:

espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/13393382/minnesota-golden-gophers-ad-norwood-teague-resigns-amid-sexual-harassment-allegations

The woman told school administrators that what started out as her texting with Teague about setting him up with one of her friends quickly devolved into Teague pinching her butt repeatedly and asking whether she was open to cheating on her husband.

BallSacked

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

DerekJohnson

DeLarry told me he was texting cock shots to employees

topdawgnc

DerekJohnson said:

DeLarry told me he was texting cock shots to employees

DeLarry was always a bit of a perv.

PurpleThrobber

Pics of the alleged victim. Stat.

EsophagealFeces

PurpleThrobber said:

Pics of the alleged victimskank who craved it. Stat.

CaptainPJ

topdawgnc said:

DerekJohnson said:

DeLarry told me he was texting cock shots to employees

DeLarry's a perv.

crisp'd

RoadDawg55

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

topdawgnc

The perv got it:

Unlike Maturi, who tried to build a department that put resources into both the cash-generating sports like football and men's basketball and the lower-profile sports, including track and wrestling, Teague came in with a clear plan to emphasize the most popular sports in the hopes of generating more revenue that could trickle down to the rest of the department.

AZDuck

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

His offenses make my eyes bleed

GrandpaSankey

AZDuck said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

His offenses make my eyes bleed

There's a gif for that

topdawgnc

AZDuck said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

His offenses make my eyes bleed

What about your whatever else?

Doogles

And now everyone is coming out of the woodwork. He might be more of a halfbrain than previously known.

She said Teague's behavior escalated.

"'Don't deny,' he said, 'our chemistry.' I told him that he was drastically off base, that my only intention in being there was as a reporter -- to which he replied: 'You're all strictly business? Nothing else?' I walked out. He followed me. I hailed a cab. He followed me in, grabbing at my arm and scooting closer and closer in the dark back cabin until I was pressed against the door. I told him to stop. I told him it was not OK. He laughed. When I reached my apartment, I vomited. Later that night he texted: 'Night strictly bitness.' The incident wasn't the first with Teague."

http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/13408066/former-minnesota-golden-gophers-ad-norwood-teague-faces-third-harassment-complaint

RaceBannon

Doogles said:

And now everyone is coming out of the woodwork.

He might be more of a halfbrain than previously known.

She said Teague's behavior escalated.

"'Don't deny,' he said, 'our chemistry.' I told him that he was drastically off base, that my only intention in being there was as a reporter -- to which he replied: 'You're all strictly business? Nothing else?' I walked out. He followed me. I hailed a cab. He followed me in, grabbing at my arm and scooting closer and closer in the dark back cabin until I was pressed against the door. I told him to stop. I told him it was not OK. He laughed. When I reached my apartment, I vomited. Later that night he texted: 'Night strictly bitness.' The incident wasn't the first with Teague."

http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/13408066/former-minnesota-golden-gophers-ad-norwood-teague-faces-third-harassment-complaint

So she wasn't shaking and vomiting? Just vomiting?

Doogles

The shaking is implied.

BallSacked

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

RoadDawg55

BallSacked said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

True, but Kill turned losers into winners at other stops before Minnesota, albeit at a lower level,

topdawgnc

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

True, but Kill turned losers into winners at other stops before Minnesota, albeit at a lower level,

When he is not shaking and vomiting and then passing out from the performance of his team.

RaceBannon

BallSacked said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

TierbsHsotBoobs

BallSacked said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Sincerely, David Shaw and Mark Helfrich

Doogles

Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

RaceBannon said:

BallSacked said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.

That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC