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So I Was At a Golf Tournament

Tequilla
Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...

And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.

Comments

  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,325 Founders Club
    Cool story, bro... and I _couldn't_ care less about golf.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    What's the over/under on Tequilas REAL handicap? It's definitely not 5.

    My gues: 22.5. Thoughts?
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,301
    Need a little more shit like this on the boards. Personalize it a bit.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Tequilla said:

    Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...

    And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.

    So, tell me more about this local men's club.

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    And the 2 old men he was playing "best ball" with...
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Pics of the bev cart girl's tits or GTFO.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Golf is awful.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    There are a lot of people here that can't take an obvious low tweak on this bored ... fucking terrible.

    And for the 3rd person commentary ... Team Tequilla = my Uncle and I ...

    The greens weren't brown ... but there was some broccoli in them ...

    I don't remember seeing the beverage cart ... I play at a serious golf club ...

    That being said, the beverage carts that I saw during my 2 rounds at Oki courses were solid C+'s to B-'s ...

    Which reminds me, I need to go to Oki's customer service and rip them a new one for their stupidity ... I'm not sure anybody hates Oki more than I do.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,485 Founders Club
    Did you wear sweatpants?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    I like personal stories. But not about golf, soccer, jazz bars or day trading. See @RoadDawg55 and his recent outing for tips on how to make me not want to jab my eyes out when reading them. Tits, ass, road trips, fishing, bars, Jeep jams, etc. TIA
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    edited June 2015

    Did you wear sweatpants?

    Too classy for the course
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,470 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    Did you wear sweatpants?

    Too classy for the course
    Do u think they would make Steve balmer change his sweatpants?

    I didn't think so.
  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    Who had the best balls?
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    If you belong to a "series golf club" do the world a favor and die in a fire. No beverage cart girl. Jesus.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    If you belong to a "series golf club" do the world a favor and die in a fire. No beverage cart girl. Jesus.

    Not sure what Tequilla is talking about. Beverage cart girls exist at "serious" golf clubs.