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So I Was At a Golf Tournament

TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,954
in Hardcore Husky Board
Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...

And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.
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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,082 Founders Club
    Cool story, bro... and I _couldn't_ care less about golf.
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  • BallSackedBallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    What's the over/under on Tequilas REAL handicap? It's definitely not 5.

    My gues: 22.5. Thoughts?
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,041 Swaye's Wigwam
    Need a little more shit like this on the boards. Personalize it a bit.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,812
    PurpleBaze said:

    Tequilla said:

    Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...

    And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.

    So, tell me more about this local men's club.

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    And the 2 old men he was playing "best ball" with...
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Pics of the bev cart girl's tits or GTFO.
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  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Golf is awful.
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  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,954
    There are a lot of people here that can't take an obvious low tweak on this bored ... fucking terrible.

    And for the 3rd person commentary ... Team Tequilla = my Uncle and I ...

    The greens weren't brown ... but there was some broccoli in them ...

    I don't remember seeing the beverage cart ... I play at a serious golf club ...

    That being said, the beverage carts that I saw during my 2 rounds at Oki courses were solid C+'s to B-'s ...

    Which reminds me, I need to go to Oki's customer service and rip them a new one for their stupidity ... I'm not sure anybody hates Oki more than I do.
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  • AtomicPissAtomicPiss Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,810 Founders Club
    Did you wear sweatpants?
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,574 Founders Club
    I like personal stories. But not about golf, soccer, jazz bars or day trading. See @RoadDawg55 and his recent outing for tips on how to make me not want to jab my eyes out when reading them. Tits, ass, road trips, fishing, bars, Jeep jams, etc. TIA
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  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,954
    edited June 2015
    DerekJohnson said:

    Did you wear sweatpants?

    Too classy for the course
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  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,467 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    Did you wear sweatpants?

    Too classy for the course
    Do u think they would make Steve balmer change his sweatpants?

    I didn't think so.
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  • UWerentThereManUWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    Who had the best balls?
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  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    If you belong to a "series golf club" do the world a favor and die in a fire. No beverage cart girl. Jesus.
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    allpurpleallgold said:

    If you belong to a "series golf club" do the world a favor and die in a fire. No beverage cart girl. Jesus.

    Not sure what Tequilla is talking about. Beverage cart girls exist at "serious" golf clubs.
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