My life. It sucks.
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WilburHooksHands said:
I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.ThomasFremont said:
I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.PurpleJ said:
Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.unfrozencaveman said:My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide
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Helicopter superiority guy...ThomasFremont said:WilburHooksHands said:
I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.ThomasFremont said:
I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.PurpleJ said:
Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.unfrozencaveman said:My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide
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Add it to the listPurpleBaze said:
Helicopter superiority guy...ThomasFremont said:WilburHooksHands said:
I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.ThomasFremont said:
I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.PurpleJ said:
Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.unfrozencaveman said:My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide
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I cried when my cat died. Stop being mean.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...Swaye said:Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.
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Hurtfulpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...Swaye said:Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.
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Poor pussy.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
I cried when my cat died. Stop being mean.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...Swaye said:Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.
FML
You, not the cat.
