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My life. It sucks.

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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    PurpleJ said:

    unfrozencaveman said:

    My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide

    image

    Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.
    I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Swaye said:

    Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.

    FML

    Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Swaye said:

    Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.

    FML

    Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!1!

    But thanks for the FREE PUB!!1!
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Whoooosh where? You dumbfuck Freeme, I was giving you a compliment. We've (I) given you a free pass to blubber without consequence. Few have that here
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Whoooosh where? You dumbfuck Freeme, I was giving you a compliment. We've (I) given you a free pass to blubber without consequence. Few have that here

    The fact that you don't get it is exactly why it is a whooosh.

    HTH
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  • DardanusDardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Way too much heliophobia in this thread. You guys should be (more) ashamed of yourselves.
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  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,328 Founders Club
    PurpleBaze said:

    Dardanus said:

    Way too much heliophobia in this thread. You guys should be (more) ashamed of yourselves.

    We need to form an organization: National Association for the Advancement of Chopper Pride

    Hopefully a White Hawk helicopter won't try to pass itself off as a Blackhawk.
    That only matters if it's the chapter preznit. Otherwise NOGAF.
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Tommy YOU are a whoooosh here. Dont you get that? Glad you're here though, your very presence gives me daily material. Stick around:)
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Tommy YOU are a whoooosh here. Dont you get that? Glad you're here though, your very presence gives me daily material. Stick around:)

    You don't even know what a whoooosh is.

    We done here, or do you want to keep going?
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Tommy YOU are a whoooosh here. Dont you get that? Glad you're here though, your very presence gives me daily material. Stick around:)

    Stick to Ruth, Derek, and Boobie rants
    FREE PUB!
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  • WilburHooksHandsWilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    ThomasFremont said:

    PurpleJ said:

    unfrozencaveman said:

    My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide

    image

    Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.
    I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.
    I know you're being sarcastic but a Huey is very much an attack helicopter if it's a Cobra.
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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Puppy's meds not dialed in.
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  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,285
    Swaye said:

    dflea said:

    I'm only counting 8 beers..........

    In my defense, it was 4 in an hour, and I kind of rode that buzz all the way through the rest of my incompetent spraying extravaganza.
    Plus, you're an indian - so that's like 27 beers for anyone else.

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  • kh83kh83 Member Posts: 596
    Live in an apartment = Mexican lawn care at no additional charge.
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