My life. It sucks.
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I know you're being sarkastic, but a Huey isn't an attack helicopter.PurpleJ said:
Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.unfrozencaveman said:My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide
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Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...Swaye said:Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!1!puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...Swaye said:Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.
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Whoooosh where? You dumbfuck Freeme, I was giving you a compliment. We've (I) given you a free pass to blubber without consequence. Few have that here
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The fact that you don't get it is exactly why it is a whooosh.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Whoooosh where? You dumbfuck Freeme, I was giving you a compliment. We've (I) given you a free pass to blubber without consequence. Few have that here
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Way too much heliophobia in this thread. You guys should be (more) ashamed of yourselves.
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We need to form an organization: National Association for the Advancement of Chopper PrideDardanus said:Way too much heliophobia in this thread. You guys should be (more) ashamed of yourselves.
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That only matters if it's the chapter preznit. Otherwise NOGAF.PurpleBaze said:
We need to form an organization: National Association for the Advancement of Chopper PrideDardanus said:Way too much heliophobia in this thread. You guys should be (more) ashamed of yourselves.
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Tommy YOU are a whoooosh here. Dont you get that? Glad you're here though, your very presence gives me daily material. Stick around:)
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You don't even know what a whoooosh is.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Tommy YOU are a whoooosh here. Dont you get that? Glad you're here though, your very presence gives me daily material. Stick around:)
We done here, or do you want to keep going?
