Why is this so difficult for some of you to understand?

Swaye said:

Ron_Fairly said:

bananasnblondes said:

Sark wanted Montana,not Heaps - not a big loss
Sark wanted Williams, not Browne - not a big loss
Garnett was never coming here - not a big loss
Sark didn't want Williams - not a big loss
Banner wanted to go to USC - not a big loss
Myles Jack was an idiot with serious character issues- not a big loss

Eason = unexplainable, gigantic, potential program-killing loss that proves that Petersen still does not get recruiting in the Pac-12. Also demonstrates his inability to connect with local superstars
Joyner - big whiff by Petersen. Only came back because he loved UW

That's the last time I'm going to explain it. If you still don't understand, I don't know what to tell you




Just thought some may appreciate an update of the goings-on the last two weeks on the doogman recruiting board courtesy of the CEO

Look; the key to recruiting the getting the kid you are recruiting. If he goes elsewhere, chances are you won't get him.

I've heard it being said that it's too warm for February. But what if you're at the southern tip of Argentina. Is it still too warm for February? That remains to be seen.

Or what if you're at the equator? Is it too warm or too cold for February there. And how does the metric system play into it? And while we're at it, in which direction does the drain go - clockwise or counter-clockwise? Or does the water just disappear?

When I played in Japan, the toilets were different. On western toilets, you get to shit at point blank range. But on the eastern toilets, you need to center Uranus directly over the toilet in a squatting position. If you don't remove your pants far enough, you'll shit your pants. And if Uranus is not centered, well, it's job security for housekeepers when westerners visit. It would be quite adventageous, in this situation, to have an ostomy bag so you may both shit and piss while in the uptight position. Though if you don't have an ostomy bag that is tightly sealed over your stoma, chances are it will leak. And you're not gonna have a good time.

Oh, and if you're a pitcher and you know the batter has an ostomy bag, aim for it. Great times when the pitcher is able to do that, and watch the batter shit himself from the front.

But to get back on the subject... In most cases, Kim is a girl's name. I once asked Johnny Cash why he sang about a "boy named Sue" and not a boy named Kim? He said he wrote it different for Koreans:

Rell my daddy reft home ren I was three
And he didn't reave much to mamasan and me
Just this old shamisen and an empty bottle of gin.
Now, I don't brame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he reft, he went and named me "Kim."


It wouldn't work in American cuntry music because people would rather have a "Boy named Sue" than a "Fag named Kim"

This post is not getting the number of upvotes it should. Brilliant.