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skookum
skookum Member Posts: 448
as in taxi?

Got a gift bottle of red from a fren, Paso Robles vineyards. Spun it around and read the following description on the back label: "with silky tannins and exceptional textures, this wine opens with notes of black cherries, wild blackberries and cigar box, finishing with nuances of dark chocolate and espresso." Are you shitting me, cigar box? Dumped that limp shit down the drain and popped open a PBR tall boy. ex-fren needs to DIAFF.
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  • HuskyInAZ
    HuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,733
    Upvoted for PBR tall boy affinity.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,848 Founders Club
    skookum said:

    as in taxi?

    Got a gift bottle of red from a fren, Paso Robles vineyards. Spun it around and read the following description on the back label: "with silky tannins and exceptional textures, this wine opens with notes of black cherries, wild blackberries and cigar box, finishing with nuances of dark chocolate and espresso." Are you shitting me, cigar box? Dumped that limp shit down the drain and popped open a PBR tall boy. ex-fren needs to DIAFF.

    @CMBTvet05 thoughts?
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 13,017
    skookum said:

    as in taxi?

    Got a gift bottle of red from a fren, Paso Robles vineyards. Spun it around and read the following description on the back label: "with silky tannins and exceptional textures, this wine opens with notes of black cherries, wild blackberries and cigar box, finishing with nuances of dark chocolate and espresso." Are you shitting me, cigar box? Dumped that limp shit down the drain and popped open a PBR tall boy. ex-fren needs to DIAFF.

    Why do you hate abundance?
  • DHD
    DHD Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,591 Founders Club
    "Cigar box" is only a compliment if it is an actual box that is filled with actual cigars.

    Otherwise, it is just a polite way to describe the skanky divorce' that's 4 glasses into her 2 buck chuck and decides to give KJV the time of day.
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,358 Founders Club
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,229 Standard Supporter
    I'm no Kim, but that sounds overdone, even for wine.
  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    I don't believe you dumped it down the drain. Otherwise, good story bro...
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    LaZoris said:

    skookum said:

    as in taxi?

    Got a gift bottle of red from a fren, Paso Robles vineyards. Spun it around and read the following description on the back label: "with silky tannins and exceptional textures, this wine opens with notes of black cherries, wild blackberries and cigar box, finishing with nuances of dark chocolate and espresso." Are you shitting me, cigar box? Dumped that limp shit down the drain and popped open a PBR tall boy. ex-fren needs to DIAFF.

    hipster.

    Why does he hate miller lite?