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ScroteDawg
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I'm going to Vegas for 5 days in a couple weeks, and I figured that a bunch of degenerates like you all would be able to give me some tips on where the coldest beer in town is, what casinos have a ribs and rickshaw special, etc. I know about the hookers, and blow and what not. If you only have 3 inches, is it only the first 2 that is consensual? Axing for a fren.
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You can get free porno mags on the street from Mexicans wearing a sandwich board and a Sony Walkman.
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Where are you staying?
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This times a fucking billion.ThomasFremont said:You can get free porno mags on the street from Mexicans wearing a sandwich board and a Sony Walkman.
Your welcome.
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New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
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I hope you realize that staying in New York is super far from Las Vegas.ScroteDawg said:
New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
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whatshouldicareabout said:
I hope you realize that staying in New York is super far from Las Vegas.ScroteDawg said:
New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
Why don't you just stay in Henderson next time?
Here is what you need to know about Vegas:
1. If you're not worth at least $350,000 don't get on the plane.
2. Stay away from the Doolittle area unless you are going to John Mull's for ribs. They have a wall and gate, you're safe.
3. If you don't fit into #1 and you're not especially attractive hang out on Fremont as much as possible. This is where the "free" ass hangs out.
4. The guys on the show "Pawn Stars" are never at their pawn shop, so don't go there. Don't even waste your time at pawn shops there. They aren't the great deals they were 10 years ago.
5. 9 out of 10 women on backpage there are fakes. Stick with reviewed women from sites like Theeroticreview.com which will be out of range if you're not #1.
6. Most of the good food in town is absolutely not on the strip or in a casino. There is a reason why their food is cheap, it's because it's not very good.
7. Gentrification has cleaned up most of the areas off of the strip that used to just be riddled with bums. They are mostly in Doolittle now.
8. Those beaners you see running around with coolers selling beer are an illegal business. That's why they pick up and move every three minutes.
9. The Station Casinos are the only places worth gambling. I'd explain why but it's lengthy and I don't want to. Do the research, you'll see what I mean.
10. Every big time show there is just hot dudes with tight pants on, so stick to Fremont. Yes, that larger than life light show above your head is in fact Bon Jovi. White trash love Bon Jovi which is what is mainly at Fremont because of #1.
Now, go have a mediocre experience and go to the Costa Brava region of Spain next time instead.
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They're tearing down the Riviera. Cretins.
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He's staying at NY NY and you're telling him to go downtown? Just stay on the strip unless you want your underwear, socks, and probably your fucking teeth to smell like smoke.Mosster47 said:whatshouldicareabout said:
I hope you realize that staying in New York is super far from Las Vegas.ScroteDawg said:
New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
Why don't you just stay in Henderson next time?
Here is what you need to know about Vegas:
1. If you're not worth at least $350,000 don't get on the plane.
2. Stay away from the Doolittle area unless you are going to John Mull's for ribs. They have a wall and gate, you're safe.
3. If you don't fit into #1 and you're not especially attractive hang out on Fremont as much as possible. This is where the "free" ass hangs out.
4. The guys on the show "Pawn Stars" are never at their pawn shop, so don't go there. Don't even waste your time at pawn shops there. They aren't the great deals they were 10 years ago.
5. 9 out of 10 women on backpage there are fakes. Stick with reviewed women from sites like Theeroticreview.com which will be out of range if you're not #1.
6. Most of the good food in town is absolutely not on the strip or in a casino. There is a reason why their food is cheap, it's because it's not very good.
7. Gentrification has cleaned up most of the areas off of the strip that used to just be riddled with bums. They are mostly in Doolittle now.
8. Those beaners you see running around with coolers selling beer are an illegal business. That's why they pick up and move every three minutes.
9. The Station Casinos are the only places worth gambling. I'd explain why but it's lengthy and I don't want to. Do the research, you'll see what I mean.
10. Every big time show there is just hot dudes with tight pants on, so stick to Fremont. Yes, that larger than life light show above your head is in fact Bon Jovi. White trash love Bon Jovi which is what is mainly at Fremont because of #1.
Now, go have a mediocre experience and go to the Costa Brava region of Spain next time instead.
Personally my fav area is the middle of the strip with Paris, Bellagio, Caesars, and Cosmo. Between those 4 you've got great restaurants and tables. My fav is probably Cosmo for a one-stop shop. -
Brought to you by @thechatchMosster47 said:whatshouldicareabout said:
I hope you realize that staying in New York is super far from Las Vegas.ScroteDawg said:
New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
Why don't you just stay in Henderson next time?
Here is what you need to know about Vegas:
1. If you're not worth at least $350,000 don't get on the plane.
2. Stay away from the Doolittle area unless you are going to John Mull's for ribs. They have a wall and gate, you're safe.
3. If you don't fit into #1 and you're not especially attractive hang out on Fremont as much as possible. This is where the "free" ass hangs out.
4. The guys on the show "Pawn Stars" are never at their pawn shop, so don't go there. Don't even waste your time at pawn shops there. They aren't the great deals they were 10 years ago.
5. 9 out of 10 women on backpage there are fakes. Stick with reviewed women from sites like Theeroticreview.com which will be out of range if you're not #1.
6. Most of the good food in town is absolutely not on the strip or in a casino. There is a reason why their food is cheap, it's because it's not very good.
7. Gentrification has cleaned up most of the areas off of the strip that used to just be riddled with bums. They are mostly in Doolittle now.
8. Those beaners you see running around with coolers selling beer are an illegal business. That's why they pick up and move every three minutes.
9. The Station Casinos are the only places worth gambling. I'd explain why but it's lengthy and I don't want to. Do the research, you'll see what I mean.
10. Every big time show there is just hot dudes with tight pants on, so stick to Fremont. Yes, that larger than life light show above your head is in fact Bon Jovi. White trash love Bon Jovi which is what is mainly at Fremont because of #1.
Now, go have a mediocre experience and go to the Costa Brava region of Spain next time instead.
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But why is @Mosster47 a stupid cunt.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Brought to you by @thechatchMosster47 said:whatshouldicareabout said:
I hope you realize that staying in New York is super far from Las Vegas.ScroteDawg said:
New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
Why don't you just stay in Henderson next time?
Here is what you need to know about Vegas:
1. If you're not worth at least $350,000 don't get on the plane.
2. Stay away from the Doolittle area unless you are going to John Mull's for ribs. They have a wall and gate, you're safe.
3. If you don't fit into #1 and you're not especially attractive hang out on Fremont as much as possible. This is where the "free" ass hangs out.
4. The guys on the show "Pawn Stars" are never at their pawn shop, so don't go there. Don't even waste your time at pawn shops there. They aren't the great deals they were 10 years ago.
5. 9 out of 10 women on backpage there are fakes. Stick with reviewed women from sites like Theeroticreview.com which will be out of range if you're not #1.
6. Most of the good food in town is absolutely not on the strip or in a casino. There is a reason why their food is cheap, it's because it's not very good.
7. Gentrification has cleaned up most of the areas off of the strip that used to just be riddled with bums. They are mostly in Doolittle now.
8. Those beaners you see running around with coolers selling beer are an illegal business. That's why they pick up and move every three minutes.
9. The Station Casinos are the only places worth gambling. I'd explain why but it's lengthy and I don't want to. Do the research, you'll see what I mean.
10. Every big time show there is just hot dudes with tight pants on, so stick to Fremont. Yes, that larger than life light show above your head is in fact Bon Jovi. White trash love Bon Jovi which is what is mainly at Fremont because of #1.
Now, go have a mediocre experience and go to the Costa Brava region of Spain next time instead. -
Why? Was circus circus and Excalibur sold out?ScroteDawg said:
New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
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God damn moss is a creepy ass dude who has no idea how to do vegas
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I love the guys who pretend to have Vegas so dialed in that they avoid the strip.
Tips are fine, but you can do anything and have a great time in Vegas. What you choose to do depends on your budget. -
If we're going to bash the Excalibur, I'm outBallSacked said:
Why? Was circus circus and Excalibur sold out?ScroteDawg said:
New York New YorkDeepSeaZ said:Where are you staying?
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5 days is way too long for Vegas. Rookie move right there. 2-3 days tops is the way to always do that town... for a lot of reasons.
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Just go to LaCenter and kick yourself in the nuts.
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I had the norovirus back in 2002 and literally shit the bed at the Excalibur. Not my finest moment, but somehow felt like it was almost expected at Excalibur.
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Spend all your time at Boulder Station, Sams Town, Railroad Pass and Fiesta!
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He didn't say but that 5 days is probably for a trade show. Nobody goes to Vegas that long for fun.gmo said:5 days is way too long for Vegas. Rookie move right there. 2-3 days tops is the way to always do that town... for a lot of reasons.
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We'll be at the NASCAR races for a good part of Saturday and Sunday, and we're leaving early Monday morning, so it won't be 5 full days.gmo said:5 days is way too long for Vegas. Rookie move right there. 2-3 days tops is the way to always do that town... for a lot of reasons.
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got it. Take it from experience that will likely feel like 10 days by the time you are flying back, but it's good you are off the strip for a good chunk of time. Don't get me wrong, I love Vegas... live in SoCal so that goes without saying, it just is best in weekend-sized doses.ScroteDawg said:
We'll be at the NASCAR races for a good part of Saturday and Sunday, and we're leaving early Monday morning, so it won't be 5 full days.gmo said:5 days is way too long for Vegas. Rookie move right there. 2-3 days tops is the way to always do that town... for a lot of reasons.
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RoadDawg55 said:
I love the guys who pretend to have Vegas so dialed in that they avoid the strip.
Tips are fine, but you can do anything and have a great time in Vegas. What you choose to do depends on your budget.
The strip is fun for two days, once in your life if you're not a millionaire.
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I went to Vegas about once a month living in LA in my early 20s. I was far from a millionaire. Always stayed at a nice place on the strip. Like I said, you have no idea what you're doing.
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You're doing it wrong.Mosster47 said:RoadDawg55 said:I love the guys who pretend to have Vegas so dialed in that they avoid the strip.
Tips are fine, but you can do anything and have a great time in Vegas. What you choose to do depends on your budget.
The strip is fun for two days, once in your life if you're not a millionaire. -
You should win enough to pay for your trip.
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When I moved to LA I went to Vegas my first 3 weekends in a row. I was good for about 3 years after that.ntxduck said:I went to Vegas about once a month living in LA in my early 20s. I was far from a millionaire. Always stayed at a nice place on the strip. Like I said, you have no idea what you're doing.
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I have family and friends that live in Vegas. I've had some great nights off the strip.Mosster47 said:RoadDawg55 said:I love the guys who pretend to have Vegas so dialed in that they avoid the strip.
Tips are fine, but you can do anything and have a great time in Vegas. What you choose to do depends on your budget.
The strip is fun for two days, once in your life if you're not a millionaire.
You are so full of shit about the strip though. I've been to Vegas with only a couple hundred bucks in my college and immediate post college years. You can stay in three and four star hotels for around $50 during the week days, $25 a night if you split the room. -
One of my best friends is a pro gambler living in Denver (he's a god damn Booff) and has set up many a Vegas trip for insanely cheap. He was just there for the Rugby 7s and got a suite at MGM for peanuts.
A lot of hotels are giving away rooms during the week. I'm a competent gambler myself and usually get away with having a great time for cost, but even if games aren't your thing you can do Vegas right for a few hundred bucks.
