PM to the Bored, need Vegas advice

whatshouldicareabout said:

ScroteDawg said:

DeepSeaZ said:

Where are you staying?

New York New York

I hope you realize that staying in New York is super far from Las Vegas.

Why don't you just stay in Henderson next time?

Here is what you need to know about Vegas:

1. If you're not worth at least $350,000 don't get on the plane.

2. Stay away from the Doolittle area unless you are going to John Mull's for ribs. They have a wall and gate, you're safe.

3. If you don't fit into #1 and you're not especially attractive hang out on Fremont as much as possible. This is where the "free" ass hangs out.

4. The guys on the show "Pawn Stars" are never at their pawn shop, so don't go there. Don't even waste your time at pawn shops there. They aren't the great deals they were 10 years ago.

5. 9 out of 10 women on backpage there are fakes. Stick with reviewed women from sites like Theeroticreview.com which will be out of range if you're not #1.

6. Most of the good food in town is absolutely not on the strip or in a casino. There is a reason why their food is cheap, it's because it's not very good.

7. Gentrification has cleaned up most of the areas off of the strip that used to just be riddled with bums. They are mostly in Doolittle now.

8. Those beaners you see running around with coolers selling beer are an illegal business. That's why they pick up and move every three minutes.

9. The Station Casinos are the only places worth gambling. I'd explain why but it's lengthy and I don't want to. Do the research, you'll see what I mean.

10. Every big time show there is just hot dudes with tight pants on, so stick to Fremont. Yes, that larger than life light show above your head is in fact Bon Jovi. White trash love Bon Jovi which is what is mainly at Fremont because of #1.


Now, go have a mediocre experience and go to the Costa Brava region of Spain next time instead.

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Mosster47 said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

ScroteDawg said:

DeepSeaZ said:

Where are you staying?

New York New York

I hope you realize that staying in New York is super far from Las Vegas.

Why don't you just stay in Henderson next time?

Here is what you need to know about Vegas:

1. If you're not worth at least $350,000 don't get on the plane.

2. Stay away from the Doolittle area unless you are going to John Mull's for ribs. They have a wall and gate, you're safe.

3. If you don't fit into #1 and you're not especially attractive hang out on Fremont as much as possible. This is where the "free" ass hangs out.

4. The guys on the show "Pawn Stars" are never at their pawn shop, so don't go there. Don't even waste your time at pawn shops there. They aren't the great deals they were 10 years ago.

5. 9 out of 10 women on backpage there are fakes. Stick with reviewed women from sites like Theeroticreview.com which will be out of range if you're not #1.

6. Most of the good food in town is absolutely not on the strip or in a casino. There is a reason why their food is cheap, it's because it's not very good.

7. Gentrification has cleaned up most of the areas off of the strip that used to just be riddled with bums. They are mostly in Doolittle now.

8. Those beaners you see running around with coolers selling beer are an illegal business. That's why they pick up and move every three minutes.

9. The Station Casinos are the only places worth gambling. I'd explain why but it's lengthy and I don't want to. Do the research, you'll see what I mean.

10. Every big time show there is just hot dudes with tight pants on, so stick to Fremont. Yes, that larger than life light show above your head is in fact Bon Jovi. White trash love Bon Jovi which is what is mainly at Fremont because of #1.


Now, go have a mediocre experience and go to the Costa Brava region of Spain next time instead.

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But why is @Mosster47 a stupid cunt.