All time favorite movie quotes?

AZDuck · February 2015

CheersWestDawg said:

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay $100

PurpleThrobber · February 2015

"Todd, is it supposed to be this soft?"

"It's not gonna be an orgy - it's a toga party".

"Do you do drugs, Danny?"

Alexis · February 2015

Dying ain't much of a living boy.

How do you shoot women, children?
Easy, just don't lead em as much.

It's the one that says bad mother fucker.

(And anything from Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

GrundleStiltzkin · February 2015

Bad_MotherDucker · February 2015

What happened to Buzzsaw? He had to split

Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.

Dardanus · February 2015

I know what you're thinking, 'did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 magnum, the world's most powerful handgun and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question: 'do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Yes it's true... This man has no dick